BLOODY GIANT SPIDER ON ME

Snake

Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider was crawling his way up and sitting on my shoulder UGH I hate SPIDERS SO MUCH.. The little bastards! Anyone else feel the same?

Pumpkinseeds

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

shruikan2553

Fire is your only hope. It probably laid eggs on you.

redarmy

Bet ya had worse on ya

jubella

Is it on me? I feel like it's on me.

naughtysmurf

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Pic?

Sir Arthur Daley

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

He was talking a mountain walk.

shamrock55

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

They were probably like mt everest to the poor spider;)

Frosty McSnowballs

I don't mind big spiders at all. It's the ones that can crawl inside my nose or ear while I sleep that freak me out.

jubella

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I don't mind big spiders at all. It's the ones that can crawl inside my nose or ear while I sleep that freak me out.

Aaaaand now I won't be sleeping tonight. Thank you.:mad:

Mariasofia

Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!

Frosty McSnowballs

jubella wrote: »

Aaaaand now I won't be sleeping tonight. Thank you.:mad:

Ah be grand. All they do is creep in and do spider stuff. Put a lil music on, make spider love and have spider babies inside your head.

Be grand.

Lou.m

We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.

holystungun9

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Funny. In my head spiders were all about the legs. I suppose I shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

Duff

I was greeted with one the size of Phil Heath in the bath earlier, but he chose his arena poorly and met his fate via the shower head.

Duff

Lou.m wrote: »

We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.

There's a few false widows over here now due to the warmer climates in recent years. There was a few in my shed last year. Got the Lynx can and lighter treatment, though.

Tail Docker

Much as I hate spiders, I hate flies more, so they get a pass. Go gettem, web-boy.

highly1111

Duff wrote: »

I was greeted with one the size of Phil Heath in the bath earlier, but he chose his arena poorly and met his fate via the shower head.

Always make sure you squirt some soap / shower gel down. The water doesn't kill them - they just wrap themselves into a ball and then come back again later. You need soap to kill them!!

Mint Sauce

Mariasofia wrote: »

Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!

I thought it was 7. And thats whilst you sleep.

The other fella

I am beyond terrified of them.

Flutterby80

My skin is crawling why oh why did I start reading this at bedtime

Titzon Toast

Duff wrote: »

There's a few false widows over here now due to the warmer climates in recent years. There was a few in my shed last year. Got the Lynx can and lighter treatment, though.

True that. I've spotted loads of them whilst out working.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Same happened me last week, was sitting on the couch eating coco pops, felt this yoke crawl on me. Dear lord it was so big it was practically skipping. I left my cocopops down I got such a fright and my puppy ate them.

Such an interesting story, I know. Anyone want to hear it again?

PizzamanIRL

Off to facebook with you

Shane-KornSpace

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Pics or it didn't happen

dgt

I've been bitten by various spiders a few times, think the little buggers were playing! I think I've seen a few false widows in the bathtub alright.... I like spiders

The real pricks at night are moths. Stupid irritating little sh*ts

Pat Mustard

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

He was talking a mountain walk.

'Grand jaunt up The Paps this morning. Photos on the web for those who are interested.'

Paddy Cow

Mariasofia wrote: »

Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!

Don't worry, that's just an urban myth

Galwayguy35

Lou.m wrote: »

We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.

Indeed, my cousin lives in The Northern Territory, he said the thing the folks there fear most is the spiders and judging by the pics he sent of them I can see why.

Galwayguy35

I notice alot of the ones with the really long legs making webs around the house over the last few weeks.

I usually don't bother them but one fella decided to make his web between the bath and toilet, he will be moved outside.

BeerWolf

Spiders are fine, try cockroaches...

Like this fella: LINK ! :pac:

john the one

Just nuke the site from orbit. Should fix the problem

Tar.Aldarion

Mind them less and less as time goes on, harmless little buggers in Ireland for the most part.

One was crawling on my hand having the craic yesterday, fair play to him.

Pumpkinseeds

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Go on.....

Pumpkinseeds

Deleted User wrote: »

Go on.....

Not much to tell really. I coaxed it on to the floor, trapped it in a pint glass and put him out the window to continue on with his spidy work of killing insects. We keep a pint glass upstairs for putting spiders out:)

Dramatik

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider...

Relax, it's only a spider. Just pop him in your mouth and be done with it.

Tiddlypeeps

I'm deathly afraid of spiders. A couple of weeks ago I was about to leave for work when I felt a tickle on my shoulder blade. There is a mirror by the front door so I turned around already panicking to see this giant spider, like 4/5 inches in diameter. One of those horrible house spiders with the thick legs that you usually only see around August/September. I freaked out, he was just out of reach for me to brush off too. So I was screeching in the hallway for a good 5 minutes dancing around trying to brush my back off the banisters on the stairs before I eventually spotted him on the ground. I'd say I looked ridiculous, was absolutely terrifying tho.

Mr. CooL ICE

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Don't worry, that's just an urban myth

Exactly. It's 5 per night.




Not afraid of spiders, but if I see one, it has to die. More of a territorial thing than anything else.

Paddy Cow

BeerWolf wrote: »

Spiders are fine, try cockroaches...

Like this fella: LINK ! :pac:

I'll see your cockroaches and raise you flying cockroaches *shudder*

Nemeses

Why are we talking about spiders

ScumLord

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

I bet there are no flies on you though.

I'm another that hates flies more than spiders. I especially hate them tiny flies that fly with their body vertical and just hover in front of your face trying to annoy you. There's nothing you can do about them because they're so light when you swipe at them the air pressure automatically moves them out of the way. then they just come back flying in your face like they're challenging you. I'd like to have some sort of jumping nose spider that could come out and kill the fly as needed.

Galwayguy35

They never seem to be able to catch the Bluebottles, horrible yokes and hard to kill.

Mr. CooL ICE

Last saturday morning, my sleep-in was interrupted by a the tickle from a spider running up my chest. I woke up in fright, realised it was running across to the pillow for cover so quickly grabbed it. Went to the bathroom, wrapped it in toilet paper and threw it down the bowl. Then I took a piss on it, cleaned up and went back to bed.

Any 8-legged fecker that invades my personal space should expect death. And a posthumous golden shower.

AlanS181824

I'm petrified of spiders, bloody thought of the feckers... Grrr

B0jangles

My latest deathly spider-related fear is that I'll be washing my face and then I'll grab a towel to dry off only to find that there was a spider hiding in it that I've just squashed onto my face.

DoesNotCompute

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Pics or thread is worth nothing

Paddy Cow

B0jangles wrote: »

My latest deathly spider-related fear is that I'll be washing my face and then I'll grab a towel to dry off only to find that there was a spider hiding in it that I've just squashed onto my face.

Better your face than your hair. I have long curly hair which is a spiders dream. One night my hair was down and when I looked in the mirror I could see a massive spider on the top of my head. Instantly I shook my hair out but I couldn't see the spider on the floor, so que hysterics from me and I made someone come up and wash my hair while I leaned over the bath, too afraid to touch my own hair in case the spider came to get me :rolleyes:

They were p!ssing themselves laughing the whole time while I thought I might have to shave my head. I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure if I'd react any differently if it happened again

Nemeses

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Better your face than your hair. I have long curly hair which is a spiders dream. One night my hair was down and when I looked in the mirror I could see a massive spider on the top of my head. Instantly I shook my hair out but I couldn't see the spider on the floor, so que hysterics from me and I made someone come up and wash my hair while I leaned over the bath, too afraid to touch my own hair in case the spider came to get me :rolleyes:

They were p!ssing themselves laughing the whole time while I thought I might have to shave my head. I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure if I'd react any differently if it happened again

Set it on fire.

You'll be fine - Trust me

The Pheasant2

Despise flies with every fibre of my being so I don't mind spiders whatsoever - they provide a valuable service

Arthur Beesley

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider was crawling his way up and sitting on my shoulder UGH I hate SPIDERS SO MUCH.. The little bastards! Anyone else feel the same?

For some unknown reason I had assumed you were female. Until I saw your thread about getting your girlfriend pregnant and getting engaged to her.

Reiketsu

This thread makes me want to cry, I hate spiders. About a month back my 7 year old daughter lifted one without me noticing and then put it in a Kinder Surprise egg and got me to open it, wee shyte!