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what to do when life takes a s**t on you

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  • #32
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Once 'john the one' now 'john the ex'

    John the prick seems to be her nick name for me now! Get this, the OH went out about 2 months ago while I stayed in catching up in some SOA and when she came in steaming drunk she actually woke me up just to call me a bollox and then went to bed! A low moment in my life


  • #33
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    When you come to the realisation that you don't need people in your life that hurt you things improve.
    Fill your mind with positive thoughts that you really are stronger than what you feel and focus on picking up the mess and starting over again. If that mens leaving this bad relationship then that's what it takes, put that relationship in the past and then as soon as you feel ready move onto a new one with someone you love and trust.


  • #34
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    john the one wrote: »
    John the prick seems to be her nick name for me now! Get this, the OH went out about 2 months ago while I stayed in catching up in some SOA and when she came in steaming drunk she actually woke me up just to call me a bollox and then went to bed! A low moment in my life

    She went out two months ago on the piss and has only just come home ?


  • #35
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    corner of hells wrote: »
    She went out two months ago on the piss and has only just come home ?

    That really is taking the piss.


  • #36
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    OK so I have decided when I get home to watch a movie to cheer myself up, will Schindler's list work?


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  • #37
    Mr. U
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 ✭Mr. U


    Learn to play the guitar. I actually sang your opening post; it's actually not too bad and reads like a good song! Go write some music!!


  • #38
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    john the one wrote: »
    OK so I have decided when I get home to watch a movie to cheer myself up, will Schindler's list work?

    Can you take a dump in one of her handbags? Or in a pocket of her favourite coat?

    Should make you feeling better.


  • #39
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Mr. U wrote: »
    Learn to play the guitar. I actually sang your opening post; it's actually not too bad and reads like a good song! Go write some music!!

    Nothing. Absolutely.nothing. would cheer me up more than you recording that, putting it up on YouTube, embedding it on this thread, me sending it to David hasslehoff and the both of us making **** loads of money on another poorly written love song


  • #40
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    john the one wrote: »
    John the prick seems to be her nick name for me now! Get this, the OH went out about 2 months ago while I stayed in catching up in some SOA and when she came in steaming drunk she actually woke me up just to call me a bollox and then went to bed! A low moment in my life

    you mentioned all your mates went to oz? Ill take an educated guess and say the missis was one of the reasons you stayed behind?Nothin holding you back now.To be honest mate she sounds like a geebag,you dodged the bullet.


  • #41
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    dont forget to rob some flowers from the graveyard on your way home to hers


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  • #42
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    you mentioned all your mates went to oz? Ill take an educated guess and say the missis was one of the reasons you stayed behind?Nothin holding you back now.To be honest mate she sounds like a geebag,you dodged the bullet.

    I left out the bit about a very young child :(


  • #43
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    When I get blue I benchpress 100kg and take great happiness in the fact that I can bench more than the vast vast majority of women on the planet.



    Go me!


  • #44
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    john the one wrote: »
    OK so I have decided when I get home to watch a movie to cheer myself up, will Schindler's list work?

    its ****ing hilarious if your a huge anti-semite :D







    too soon?


  • #45
    Mr. U
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 ✭Mr. U


    john the one wrote: »
    Nothing. Absolutely.nothing. would cheer me up more than you recording that, putting it up on YouTube, embedding it on this thread, me sending it to David hasslehoff and the both of us making **** loads of money on another poorly written love song

    Be careful what you wish for because I might just do it! Although I probably won't. Keep ya head up!


  • #46
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    john the one wrote: »
    I left out the bit about a very young child :(

    Sad, but that will really help the song....


  • #47
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Sad, but that will really help the song....

    About as much fun as OK computer


  • #48
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Mr. U wrote: »
    Be careful what you wish for because I might just do it! Although I probably won't. Keep ya head up!

    If you don't well then your an enabler. Everyone look at the enabler


  • #49
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    john the one wrote: »
    I don't really want to post in a serious forum because I'm not looking for serious advice really, just a pick me up

    Your hair is looking bloody fantastic.


  • #50
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    john the one wrote: »
    About as much fun as OK computer

    It's more Kenny Rogers I'd say,
    what with the wife gone wild & the little hungry* child...

    *probably not true


  • #51
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    john the one wrote: »
    So I'm sitting in the pub after having a row with the oh, seems as if we might have to call it a day.
    I haven't had great luck with friendships/relationships in my life and just feel very blue at the moment. All my mates left for Australia and I don't have anyone to talk to.
    What can you do to cheer me up for a short while until I have to come to terms with the mess in my life?
    No need for suicide helpline numbers or AA advice just yet:)
    I leave my fate in your hands AH

    Get reading something introspective... religion, philosophy, spirituality.. All designed for hard, lonely times.


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  • #52
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    john the one wrote: »
    So I'm sitting in the pub after having a row with the oh, seems as if we might have to call it a day.
    I haven't had great luck with friendships/relationships in my life and just feel very blue at the moment. All my mates left for Australia and I don't have anyone to talk to.
    What can you do to cheer me up for a short while until I have to come to terms with the mess in my life?
    No need for suicide helpline numbers or AA advice just yet:)
    I leave my fate in your hands AH



    Go out. Pour a few drinks down your neck.


    Go to a titty bar with a few mates


  • #53
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Get reading something introspective... religion, philosophy, spirituality.. All designed for hard, lonely times.

    Sounds dull.

    Go watch a few kick-ass videos and start walking around like John Travolta. Also, exercise, everyone recommends that. And sunscreen. And plenty more fish in the sea, you're too good for her, life's a bitch, so be a b*stard, etc etc..


  • #54
    blinkey 101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    Benteke wrote: »
    Grow a pair and stop feeling sorry for yourself

    That's a cruel fcuking thing to say !!!!


  • #55
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    john the one wrote: »
    About as much fun as OK computer

    Fitter Happier is a good laugh


  • #56
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    blinkey 101 wrote: »
    That's a cruel fcuking thing to say !!!!

    Some people have no empathy, the cruel yokes.



    Has Mr whingey gotten over her yet?


  • #57
    blinkey 101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Once 'john the one' now 'john the ex'

    A woman i take it ? i bet a pound to a bag of sh1t if this was a woman the fanny rag bag club would be out in their force pounding the crap outa men !!!!


  • #58
    InReality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,374 ✭✭✭InReality


    There is always time for a nice cup of tea


  • #59
    blinkey 101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭blinkey 101


    dirtyden wrote: »
    You should go to the pub and seek attention on an internet forum maybe.

    WAKNER !!!!!!!!!heartless gobshtie .....


  • #60
    john the one
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    blinkey 101 wrote: »
    WAKNER !!!!!!!!!heartless gobshtie .....

    Blinkey thanks for the support but trolls will never and could never affect me so let haters hate.


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  • #61
    Pawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    That comment wasnt funny in 2006 and its not funny now
    But in fairness coke and hookers were fun in 2006 and they are fun now.


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