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This could be it. What'll I Do?

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  • #62
    Maphisto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    faceman wrote: »
    Howya AH. I could be on my last few minutes on earth so I'm spending it with you. I'm on a flight over the Atlantic and we've hit the weirdest turbulence ever. It was bumpy but now it's not. But the engines are making funny noises though so im assuming the worst.

    I seem to be the only one freaking out which makes me think none of these people are right in the head. Why aren't they freaking out?

    Anyway. I'm comptemplating life and all that. I could contact home but they'd tell me I'm bonkers. So I need the good folk of AH in my hour of need

    I'll need a good eulogy. Has to have a bit of humour as well as something touching

    They'll probably want gifts for the mass. Any ideas?

    Also who wants my stuff? I've a signed photo of Larry Gogan at home and a piece of rock that apparently comes from Alcatraz. I've also 1 bottle of Sam Adams
    Lager too.

    Now I'm waiting for the captain to come to say a few words of hope. In the meantime what should I do?

    Btw I'm sitting beside a calm collected aul fella who I don't know. He's busy listening to music. So he's not going to hug me.

    Relieve me of my sweaty palms AH, you're my only hope...

    *salutes*

    So are we looking at possible MOD vacancy - how do I get the gig?


  • #63
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I'm not going to read all 5 pages. Is the OP dead, yes or no?


  • #64
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I'm not going to read all 5 pages. Is the OP dead, yes or no?

    I reckon he's grand, nowt on the news about a plane crash. Unless the OP was off parachuting in Poland.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057243625


  • #65
    Maphisto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I'm not going to read all 5 pages. Is the OP dead, yes or no?

    Maybe - I've already bagged the MOD gig


  • #66
    Fr. Ned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Fr. Ned


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Write down why you think you deserve a parachute.

    And don't draw a picture of yourself......:D


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  • #67
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Maphisto wrote: »
    Maybe - I've already bagged the MOD gig

    Rock, paper, scissors…


  • #68
    Spook_ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,892 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Armelodie wrote: »
    Hmmm Bose...

    Ok so you seem to know good quality...

    My advice then is to start thinking about a new mod to take over from you on all those forums. Otherwise all your hard work of holding the trolls back will have been for nothing...

    And no .. not that guy either... he is a good regular poster alright but just a bit too aloof to keep the show on the road...

    Darn, there I was thinking of some poor sod about to die a tragic, painfull and messy death and you mentioned Mods, so what do I see he mods?

    Yeah......

    CMod: No Drama Theatre Group, Humour, Theatre & Performing Arts, Arts, Arts Mods, Films

    Damn these impromptu plays


  • #69
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Not trying to freak you out or anything but didn't Keith Barry made a prediction recently that there would be a plane crash involving an Irish plane in July.....

    He also predicted that July would be a scorcher so who knows :)

    I just googled this and now I hate you.

    Although I think Barry said it would happen in Ireland?

    The brown trousers are most definitely back on regardless


  • #70
    AstraOwner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭AstraOwner


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Not trying to freak you out or anything but didn't Keith Barry made a prediction recently that there would be a plane crash involving an Irish plane in July.....
    faceman wrote: »
    I just googled this and now I hate you.

    I'd be more worried if Keith Barry predicted that there wouldn't be a crash to be honest.


  • #71
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Is porn blocked on planes?


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  • #72
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Armelodie wrote: »
    I will give advice...

    But first one question..

    Beats or Sennheiser headphones?

    Bose.


  • #73
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Less than 3 hours to go. I've started writing a will.

    Keith Barry is getting NOTHING.

    Porn isn't blocked btw but I'm not checking lots ya pervert!


  • #74
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Feels like one of those movies where a character just wont die and you're like "somebody @€;&#% SHOOT him already ffs!!"


  • #75
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,606 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    Do you have to declare your browsing history to border control?


  • #76
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    5uspect wrote: »
    Do you have to declare your browsing history to border control?

    Hopefully not

    "Sir, you like boards.ie more than porn?"


  • #77
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Bloody hell are you not there yet?


  • #78
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭cml387


    spurious wrote: »
    Bloody hell are you not there yet?
    Somewhere over Washington (state)

    Dominic Lawson once wrote about his fixation on his flight number, imagining it in a headline. "Terror on Flight 184"
    "The flight 184 disaster" etc. etc.


  • #79
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    spurious wrote: »
    Bloody hell are you not there yet?

    According to the yoke I've another 75 pain staking minutes to go. I was going to brush me teeth. You know.


  • #80
    bitemeluis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    5uspect wrote: »
    Here you are:
    http://www.flightradar24.com/EIN147/3bd6125
    /waves

    Isnt that just mad Ted!


  • #81
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I probably should have asked this earlier. What are your past the time goto websites?

    Besides this one

    And the porn


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  • #82
    bitemeluis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    faceman wrote: »
    I probably should have asked this earlier. What are your past the time goto websites?

    Besides this one

    And the porn

    Other than youtube there isnt a whole lot more to tinternet

    some games, funky snooker for snooker & wgt for golf, chess.com for chess


  • #83
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    I cant see no Aer Lingus flight over the atlantic on flightradar24.

    Me either, but then I don't know what flightradar is and never want to. I can see lights coming up the drive though. Not right now, but in general.

    Is the OP dead yet?


  • #84
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,606 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    faceman wrote: »
    I probably should have asked this earlier. What are your past the time goto websites?

    Besides this one

    And the porn

    Remember 2048?


  • #85
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    faceman wrote: »
    I probably should have asked this earlier. What are your past the time goto websites?

    Besides this one

    And the porn

    You're on the interwebs up in the clouds? I turn off everything electronic when I get on a plane because I'm half terrified it'll interfere with the plane resulting in us crashing to our death.


  • #86
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    You're not dead yet? FFS


  • #87
    Fr. Ned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Fr. Ned


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    You're not dead yet? FFS

    It's gonna happen on landing.....


  • #88
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You're on the interwebs up in the clouds? I turn off everything electronic when I get on a plane because I'm half terrified it'll interfere with the plane resulting in us crashing to our death.

    I turn them all on for the craic to see if the yoke will crash. We're like yin and yang.


  • #89
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Oh jaysus. We're only a few minutes from landing. Well this is embarrassing....


  • #90
    Fr. Ned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Fr. Ned


    faceman wrote: »
    Oh jaysus. We're only a few minutes from landing. Well this is embarrassing....

    I'll ask the obvious so......Did you die?


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  • #91
    feargale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,639 ✭✭✭feargale


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    <Ooooooo, look at me, I'm on the internet, on an aeroplane...>

    Well la la de la.

    :P

    There's always one!


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