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Trivial shít you don't got time for

  • 01-07-2014 10:36PM
    #1
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭


    Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

    - Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

    - Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

    - Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

    - Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

    - Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

    - Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

    - Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

    - Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

    What do you not got time for?

    In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:


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Comments

  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Pursuits.


  • #3
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Forming proper sentences.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

    Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.


  • #5
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Sure what's the point in wiping your arse? You're only going to shyte again tomorrow


  • #6
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Jeefff wrote: »
    Sure what's the point in wiping your arse? You're only going to shyte again tomorrow

    I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.

    Judging by your OP I doubt you are any way OCD tbh


  • #8
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,843 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I have tightness in my chest just reading your list >.<

    Apart from the shopping one. Online ftw.

    Do ya need someone to massage it for ya? :pac:

    Shaving. I grow it out for a week or 2. Get a beard trimmer and cut it back to 2-3 day growth in 60 secs.


  • #9
    Joe Duffy..
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Joe Duffy..


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

    - Drying my hair. I couldn't be bothered. Haven't used a hair dryer in the last 2 years.

    - Making my bed in the morning. I'm going to sleep it, why bother making it every morning?

    - Cleaning my car. Nope, not gonna happen until it starts growing it's own little ecosystem.

    - Ironing. I don't iron anything, ever! Hang it up straight away, there'll be near a crease on it.

    - Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

    - Keeping up to date with grooming. For 6-8 months of the year I have hairy everything. No one is going to see my legs/underarms/other places where hair grows. It's winter, it's cold, why bother shaving? I also occasionally like to rock the caterpillar eyebrow look, I don't have time to be getting my eyebrows done every 4 to 6 weeks.

    - Organising college notes. My life would be soo much easier if I was a bit more organised but nope it's never going to happen. I'll work around it, sure it'll be grand. Colour coded folders are so over-rated.

    - Going shopping for anything that isn't food. Shopping centres and dressing rooms, I hate you all. Buy all the things online. \o/

    What do you not got time for?

    In there before people say posting a comment to this thread. :P :pac:

    Single and a virgin I take it?


  • #10
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    kfallon wrote: »
    Judging by your OP I doubt you are any way OCD tbh

    You'd be surprised. :P


  • #11
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    You sound like a lazy slob :p

    I've been called "by-the-book" plenty of times, I always follow instructions, rules and regulations to the letter. Boring bastard works either.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Do ya need someone to massage it for ya? :pac:
    .

    Good post/username combo :P


  • #13
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    bronchitis... Ain't nobody got time for that!


  • #14
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Deals / Bargains- just leave me alone please I am happy to pay 2 euro extra


  • #15
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Washing my hair if I see that it's raining outside, it's gona get ruined anyway, ain't nobody got time fo that.


  • #16
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    You sound like a lazy slob :p

    I've been called "by-the-book" plenty of times, I always follow instructions, rules and regulations to the letter. Boring bastard works either.

    I work full time and study part time. I'm actually not lazy, I'm just less bothered with certain things in life. :pac:


  • #17
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I'm a serial arse wiper tbh. I have to make sure it's well wiped. I'm a bit OCD about it.

    You'd want to be if you've not shaved for six months, major dingleberries

    Durty


  • #18
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Joe Duffy.. wrote: »
    Single and a virgin I take it?

    Nope and Nope. :)


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.


  • #20
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Being nice to people. People are generally assholes so it feels like a waste of my valuable time.


  • #21
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.

    Ah come on whoopsy, I do do some of the above stuff every now and again. Ironing, no, never but I do make up my bed at the weekend with clean sheets, I just won't make it during the week.

    Just for the record, I do shower everyday. Just putting that out there, seeing as ye all think I'm a durty f*cker. :P I am anal about greasy hair, it's just one thing I cannot stand.


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  • #22
    House of Blaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Trivial shít that you don't got time for. My list is as follows:

    - Waiting for the tea to brew in a cup. **** that shít, splash some milk in and drink it with the bag in it. Sure, it'll be graaaannnndddd.

    Ooooh... I dunno about this one Christy.. I like my tea as thick and dark as demon blood! ;)

    Nothing worse than leaving a cup to brew and forgetting about it though.

    I've taken to shouting "ZOMBIE TEA!!!" whenever this happens.

    Then popping it in the microwave to 'frankenstein' it.

    And then maniacally screaming "IT'S ALIVE!!" when the bell goes...

    Yeah I have way too much time on my hands! ;)


  • #23
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Eating - sure you just poo it out anyway. I dump the food straight in the jax, saves me a whole ball of time. And keeps me skinny, christy.


  • #24
    House of Blaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Getting into a neatly made bed is the nicest. A neatly made ironed sheet bed. I can't imagine going through life without feeling that regularly. I feel sad for your OP that you don't get to experience that.

    You iron your bedsheets?!?!

    May god have mercy on us all... ;)


  • #25
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Eating - sure you just poo it out anyway. I dump the food straight in the jax, saves me a whole ball of time. And keeps me skinny, christy.

    Sure just send it to me instead, I could do with some extra reserves. I'm PM you my address.


  • #26
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    House of Blaze wrote: »
    You iron your bedsheets?!?!

    May god have mercy on us all... ;)

    Ah stop. She irons them while they're still on the bed - that's cheating, and pretty damn annoying if you're in there trying to sleep.


  • #27
    SimonTemplar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    Small talk in lifts. Just enjoy the silence for 10 seconds.


  • #28
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    SimonTemplar wrote: »
    Small talk in lifts. Just enjoy the silence for 10 seconds.

    They put mirrors in there on the walls so you can admire yourself, and look for bits in your teeth. Handy if you're a horse.


  • #29
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Stress/thoughts about things that I have absolutely no control over.


  • #30
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Making small talk with my nosy neighbours, go join a weather forum if talking about the weather is so arousing.


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  • #31
    Yogosan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Yogosan


    -Shutting down my laptop.
    -Ringing/Texting, I spend around €10 a year on credit usually just to keep coverage. I only ring and text if I absolutely have to.
    -Small talk in shops. Can't stand it.
    -Pretending to like stuff. Like if somone someone does painting and asks, "do you like the colour of the wall", I say straight out, I do not care.
    -Nutritional information. One day fat is bad, next day it's red meat, now sugar. Eventually there will be nothing left to eat!
    -Accepting Jesus as my lord and saviour. I'm sorry but I just don't have the time, probably never will.


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