What's the one job you would never do?

Worked tech support for a major company that no longer builds their computers in Ireland. After the hell from the customers, junior supervisors, supervisors, junior managers and managers I would rather kill myself than go back to tech support.

The reason I left that job? I REALLY wanted to kill myself! And was due to the stress of the job. Never again!

A lawyer.

In a way that you have to lie to save your client.

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

An artificial sperm collector on a stud/farm. Basically **** bulls or horses off and collecting the jizz.

My father and I were doing some renovation work on a pig-farm many moons ago, and there was a girl working there on some sort of practical experience thing from agricultural college. One of her duties at this particular time of year was to, shall we say, assist the boar in performing his boarly duties. I can still picture it, the two great creatures scuffling like Sumo wrestlers, and the poor child trying to lay hould of pig-willie and direct it "home"! :pac::pac::pac:

Anything that involves painting - be it walls, ceilings, fencing, sheds, whatever...

Loathe it!

I've worked as a bouncer, in a slaughterhouse and also worked for years in industrial waste disposal in East London. To be honest, neither were as bad as you might make out and for where I was in my life at the time, I earned good money.

1) Worked in the pig plant as a teenager in school and got paid savage money over the summer months. It was enough to keep me in Wham bars and flagons of cider* for the rest of the year anyway.
2) Waste disposal in London for 2 years, allowed me to pay for 2 years rent for university as well as the capitation fee etc etc.
3) Bouncing put me through college, €16 an hour and the absolute run of every place in town. Beat the sh*t out of making coffee or some other lark anyway.

*these were needed to drown out the pain of presiding over a swine holocaust every day.

I notice a lot of people said bouncing was one of their nightmare jobs. While it certainly had its downsides (dealing with drunken self-entitled bastards and degenerate violent scum) it had many upsides too. The money was quite good and if you're a sociable person like I was you got to meet an array of sound and interesting people both in terms of other staff and customers. It was also a very useful job for networking and gaining contacts/other sources of employment. It also offered a bit of buzz and variety from time to time, and if I'm being honest, that unpredictability was a draw for me. You also had a great sense of camaraderie and comradeship on the doors.

Not to mention the fact if you're single you could be riding all around you. I was in a long-term relationship during my stint on the doors so avoided that entirely and as some of the lads learned, the type of woman who's going to jump the bouncer after 10 minutes of being in the club often isn't the type you'd bring home to Mammy.

gynecologist

Interesting that many people are saying slaughterhouse, that's what sprang to my mind as well. I'm guessing though you're happy that it's done, just not by you?

uch wrote: »

I'd hate to be the Guy that mops up the Jizz in Sexyland in Amsterdam

I'd say they just let it dry in.