What's the one job you would never do?

StevieNicksFan

For me it would be working in a mortuary. The thought of being surrounded by a room full of dead bodies (and the possibility that one could come alive) freaks me out no end. The gassy noises they make too would scare the *bleep* out of me. Give me a job working in a rat infested, poo and urine encrusted sewer any day

Maphisto

Jizz mopper

Brego888

Toll booth attendant

Panthro

The job that involves the blowing

solomafioso

Toll boo....DAMMIT!

Cantremember

Host Liveline. The horror the horror

Cantremember

Brego888 wrote: »

Toil booth attendant

Are you a hearing aid salesman? Of a Metallica sound engineer?

Legs.Eleven

Mayonnaise taster.

Sir Arthur Daley

Prostitute

nails1

Kamikaze pilot

Frosty McSnowballs

Eamon Dunphy translator

Doris300

Toil booth attendant

wmpdd3

Sewer worker, I'd be an under taker any day.

Sir Arthur Daley

wmpdd3 wrote: »

., I'd be an under taker any day.

That sound deadly.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Mayonnaise taster.

Ummmmmm... that's not mayonnaise...

Dave!

wmpdd3 wrote: »

Sewer worker, I'd be an under taker any day.

THE Undertaker

The Backwards Man

One that I wouldn't get paid for

The Th!ng

Abortionist.

Right Turn Clyde

Moderator.

MRnotlob606

Traffic warden, I if I had that job I would wear a stab proof vest anytime I went out for a night

THEZAPPA

Hitman, nun or.......toil booth attendant

Legs.Eleven

Valentina Bald Yokel wrote: »

Ummmmmm... that's not mayonnaise...

*projectile vomits EEEEEEEEVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*

fussyonion

Dav's.

Toots

Plumber. My hubby was a plumber (before the recession) and the majority of the job sounded quite interesting but one story will always stick with me. They were changing a waste pipe in a hospital and they were told it was clear to cut out a section of the pipe, but someone had made a mistake and the pipe was still 'live'. Basically they cut in to it and when the section fell away a waterfall of piss and sh*t thundered down on top of them.

punisher5112

A Bum

thelad95

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

For me it would be working in a mortuary. The thought of being surrounded by a room full of dead bodies (and the possibility that one could come alive) freaks me out no end. The gassy noises they make too would scare the *bleep* out of me. Give me a job working in a rat infested, poo and urine encrusted sewer any day

PM sent :cool:

Anything repetitive like an assembly line worker, street sweeper, or Irish Independent journalist.

Aphex

Working in a slaughterhouse or on a farm.

kfallon

Any sort of hard labour!

As the fella says, "I'm that lazy, if work was in bed I'd sleep on the floor!"

Hey Yall

Forensics .. imagine all the blood and bodies ..

131spanner

A funeral director, working preparing fish for consumption, dentist, doctor, vet, lawyer... The list is long enough!

Henlars67

Fast Food Restaurant.

I know there's probably much worse jobs, but I just wouldn't be able to work in a chipper.

I'd rather live in total poverty

Legs.Eleven

punisher5112 wrote: »

A Bum

Not even a bum of a sexawamun?

Merkin

Anything involving funny smells, dead bodies, pest control or faecal matter. Or inland revenue.

Maximus Alexander

Realistically, there's far more than one job I'd never do. But I'm going to go with telesales, because I've done it before and would never do it again. Would prefer to be a dole scrounger, and I'd really hate to be a dole scrounger.

Legs.Eleven

Candie wrote: »

Anything repetitive like an assembly line worker, street sweeper, or Irish Independent journalist.

I fixed a part of the batter on Motorola phones for a Summer after my leaving and was put sitting beside two people who hated each other and who had been sitting beside each other for 3 years before I started. Hilarious! Job was surprisingly calming.

billie1b

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

For me it would be working in a mortuary. The thought of being surrounded by a room full of dead bodies (and the possibility that one could come alive) freaks me out no end. The gassy noises they make too would scare the *bleep* out of me. Give me a job working in a rat infested, poo and urine encrusted sewer any day

Its the live ones you should be more worried about, dead people wont harm you

tastyt

A prison screw. With scum of the earth every day

Legs.Eleven

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I fixed a part of the batter on Motorola phones for a Summer after my leaving and was put sitting beside two people who hated each other and who had been sitting beside each other for 3 years before I started. Hilarious! Job was surprisingly calming.

I always think those kind of jobs (and I've had some awful student jobs) are like the ultimate diagnostic test for ADHD/ADD.

If you can work an assembly line for more than ten minutes, there's nothing wrong with your concentration. I can see how the repetition is lulling and calming.

andyman

A bouncer. They get enough grief from us but I can't imagine the ****e they have to put up with from total and complete scum on a nightly basis. Heard some awful stories of people showing up to a bouncers house and threatening him, all because he kicked a bloke out of a nightclub for trying to steal a handbag.

Lucifer MorningStar

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Ossie Ardiles translator

FYP

Wossack

Lingerie model

Not again anyway - talk about an awkward interview..

MadYaker

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

For me it would be working in a mortuary. The thought of being surrounded by a room full of dead bodies (and the possibility that one could come alive) freaks me out no end. The gassy noises they make too would scare the *bleep* out of me. Give me a job working in a rat infested, poo and urine encrusted sewer any day

How could they come alive exactly???

Anyway I reckon being a bouncer on he door of a nightclub would be pretty awful, sh!tty unsociable hours, constantly dealing with drunk morons.

PizzamanIRL

A professional unemployed car salesman.

madmaggie

Baby minder. I have the height of respect for all the mothers out there, but jesus, the screaming, the nappies, no way! :eek:

Joe prim

Ehhh....ah, toll booth attendant,yeah ,one of them....

Day Lewin

Politician. Out Of The Question. Kind of like a sewer worker but for every waking hour.

StevieNicksFan

MadYaker wrote: »

How could they come alive exactly???

meoklmrk91

A carer, there is no way in hell I could wipe some old persons ass off them, I would be literally traumatised.

con___manx1

Could never work in a slaughter house. I reckon people who work in them places for years must go a little crazy.sliting throats and shooting bolts into defenceless animals couldn't be an enjoyable job.

goz83

Anything poo related, or anything where I was to be around onions. Both would result in projectile vomiting