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My housemate took a wee in a cup

  • 30-06-2014 01:54AM
    #1
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭


    About a half hour ago I walked down stairs to get a drink from the fridge.

    I thought my housemate was downstairs watching TV, in the sitting room.

    But when I walked into the kitchen he had his back to me, looking downwards a bit.

    Immediately he dropped a cup, spilling its contents all over the floor, and a tiny bit got on my sock.

    He went outside to get the mop to clean up. I wasn't mad at him, everyone drops cups sometimes.

    Before I went to get my drink from the fridge I glanced down at the spilled contents of the cup.

    It was wee. There was wee all over the kitchen floor and a bit on my sock. He wee'ed in the cup. Our drinking cups, for tea etc.

    I poured myself a drink and left as he cleaned it up. I changed my socks when I got upstairs.

    I didn't say anything to him but I think I should. How can I approach him about this?


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  • #2
    Kaiser D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭Kaiser D


    Looks like urine trouble.


  • #3
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Um, by telling him he has a month to be out of the house tbh.


  • #4
    TGJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 432 ✭✭TGJD


    Ask him why he did it. Im really curious.


  • #5
    Jamie2k9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,012 ✭✭✭✭Jamie2k9


    WTF??


  • #6
    obplayer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭obplayer


    Simonigs1.0 wrote: »
    About a half hour ago I walked down stairs to get a drink from the fridge.

    I thought my housemate was downstairs watching TV, in the sitting room.

    But when I walked into the kitchen he had his back to me, looking downwards a bit.

    Immediately he dropped a cup, spilling its contents all over the floor, and a tiny bit got on my sock.

    He went outside to get the mop to clean up. I wasn't mad at him, everyone drops cups sometimes.

    Before I went to get my drink from the fridge I glanced down at the spilled contents of the cup.

    It was wee. There was wee all over the kitchen floor and a bit on my sock. He wee'ed in the cup. Our drinking cups, for tea etc.

    I poured myself a drink and left as he cleaned it up. I changed my socks when I got upstairs.

    I didn't say anything to him but I think I should. How can I approach him about this?

    Well first of all start using only your own cups!
    If this is a real (non trolling) post and you have a working toilet then I think you may have a problem. Was he drunk?


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  • #7
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    He's a filthy animal OP.
    I suggest you blast him with.........oh wait...


  • #8
    pump tha jam
    Site Banned Posts: 2 ✭pump tha jam


    i had to píss in a cup once...





    i passed


  • #9
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.


  • #10
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Maybe he's just..... taking the piss.










    *Bahdumtis*


  • #11
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    I can't just ask him to leave. Its not my house, I'm sharing with two other people.

    But yeah I'm going to go and get my own cups tomorrow, I might leave them in my room.

    He wasn't drunk or anything.

    I'm not very good at confronting people, so I dunno what to do. I might wait until the 3rd guy is home and tell him first.


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  • #12
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.

    Its the school holidays ;)


  • #13
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    Hilarious that was.

    But I am deadly serious.


  • #14
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057239442


  • #15
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    he's playing games with ya blood.
    you need to take a dump in the washing machine.


  • #16
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    I couldn't, where would I wash my clothes then?


  • #17
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You probably poured a drink into one of his earlier works.


  • #18
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    I know, thats been on my mind.

    I've been comforting myself knowing that I wash the crockery thoroughly, though.


  • #19
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    It was spilled on the floor.


  • #20
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    Simonigs1.0 wrote: »
    I might wait until the 3rd guy is home and tell him first.

    Make him a cup of tea and then tell him when he takes a sip, it'll add to the occasion


  • #21
    obplayer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭obplayer


    thelad95 wrote: »
    Maybe he's just..... taking the piss.










    *Bahdumtis*

    Only if he uses the same cup.


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  • #22
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    say to him "Did I tell you that one of my socks drowned earlier?"
    He'll say "where?"
    You'll say "In a flood of your piss ya manky bastard!"


  • #23
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    You should have confronted him over it can you imagine what other manky stuff he has done?

    Have you p issed him off over something


  • #24
    obplayer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭obplayer


    What else has been happening?


  • #25
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    I don't think I have pissed him off. We all get on fine.

    I'm not around very much, nor is he. We both work during the day.

    I've not suspected him of doing much else until now.


  • #26
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    There's no logical reasoning behind it though, if I happened upon someone pissing in my cup I'd go mental.. I'd also have to throw out my toothbrush and anything else left in a communal area.. Jaysus, wake him up now and kick the shyte outta him


  • #27
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    I think he's still up watching TV.

    I'm going to talk to the other guy first, he needs to know too.

    And he's bigger than me, he might feel easier confronting him.


  • #28
    SweetChaos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭SweetChaos


    well then you don't know that much about him you have to assume the he does weird stuff put all your cutlery and crockery locked up in your room

    Who is to say he hasnt even p issed in your shampoo or something


  • #29
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Maybe it was any of the dozen or so drinks that might resemblance pee ?


  • #30
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    JJayoo wrote: »
    Maybe it was any of the dozen or so drinks that might resemblance pee ?

    Like what?


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  • #31
    Jeefff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭Jeefff


    I'm guessing it was definitely piss, he wouldn't drop a cup of apple juice when someone walked in on him..


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