My housemate took a wee in a cup

Simonigs1.0

About a half hour ago I walked down stairs to get a drink from the fridge.

I thought my housemate was downstairs watching TV, in the sitting room.

But when I walked into the kitchen he had his back to me, looking downwards a bit.

Immediately he dropped a cup, spilling its contents all over the floor, and a tiny bit got on my sock.

He went outside to get the mop to clean up. I wasn't mad at him, everyone drops cups sometimes.

Before I went to get my drink from the fridge I glanced down at the spilled contents of the cup.

It was wee. There was wee all over the kitchen floor and a bit on my sock. He wee'ed in the cup. Our drinking cups, for tea etc.

I poured myself a drink and left as he cleaned it up. I changed my socks when I got upstairs.

I didn't say anything to him but I think I should. How can I approach him about this?

Kaiser D

Looks like urine trouble.

Sauve

Um, by telling him he has a month to be out of the house tbh.

TGJD

Ask him why he did it. Im really curious.

Jamie2k9

WTF??

obplayer

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

About a half hour ago I walked down stairs to get a drink from the fridge.

I thought my housemate was downstairs watching TV, in the sitting room.

But when I walked into the kitchen he had his back to me, looking downwards a bit.

Immediately he dropped a cup, spilling its contents all over the floor, and a tiny bit got on my sock.

He went outside to get the mop to clean up. I wasn't mad at him, everyone drops cups sometimes.

Before I went to get my drink from the fridge I glanced down at the spilled contents of the cup.

It was wee. There was wee all over the kitchen floor and a bit on my sock. He wee'ed in the cup. Our drinking cups, for tea etc.

I poured myself a drink and left as he cleaned it up. I changed my socks when I got upstairs.

I didn't say anything to him but I think I should. How can I approach him about this?

Well first of all start using only your own cups!
If this is a real (non trolling) post and you have a working toilet then I think you may have a problem. Was he drunk?

Smidge

He's a filthy animal OP.
I suggest you blast him with.........oh wait...

pump tha jam

i had to píss in a cup once...





i passed

whirlpool

Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.

thelad95

Maybe he's just..... taking the piss.










*Bahdumtis*

Simonigs1.0

I can't just ask him to leave. Its not my house, I'm sharing with two other people.

But yeah I'm going to go and get my own cups tomorrow, I might leave them in my room.

He wasn't drunk or anything.

I'm not very good at confronting people, so I dunno what to do. I might wait until the 3rd guy is home and tell him first.

Smidge

whirlpool wrote: »

Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.

Its the school holidays

Simonigs1.0

Hilarious that was.

But I am deadly serious.

whirlpool

whirlpool wrote: »

Is there no mandatory minimum post count for posting in AH? There should be. There's a lot of these weird posts from low-post people lately.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057239442

Panthro

he's playing games with ya blood.
you need to take a dump in the washing machine.

Simonigs1.0

I couldn't, where would I wash my clothes then?

Duggy747

You probably poured a drink into one of his earlier works.

Simonigs1.0

I know, thats been on my mind.

I've been comforting myself knowing that I wash the crockery thoroughly, though.

Simonigs1.0

It was spilled on the floor.

Jeefff

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

I might wait until the 3rd guy is home and tell him first.

Make him a cup of tea and then tell him when he takes a sip, it'll add to the occasion

obplayer

thelad95 wrote: »

Maybe he's just..... taking the piss.










*Bahdumtis*

Only if he uses the same cup.

Panthro

say to him "Did I tell you that one of my socks drowned earlier?"
He'll say "where?"
You'll say "In a flood of your piss ya manky bastard!"

SweetChaos

You should have confronted him over it can you imagine what other manky stuff he has done?

Have you p issed him off over something

obplayer

What else has been happening?

Simonigs1.0

I don't think I have pissed him off. We all get on fine.

I'm not around very much, nor is he. We both work during the day.

I've not suspected him of doing much else until now.

Jeefff

There's no logical reasoning behind it though, if I happened upon someone pissing in my cup I'd go mental.. I'd also have to throw out my toothbrush and anything else left in a communal area.. Jaysus, wake him up now and kick the shyte outta him

Simonigs1.0

I think he's still up watching TV.

I'm going to talk to the other guy first, he needs to know too.

And he's bigger than me, he might feel easier confronting him.

SweetChaos

well then you don't know that much about him you have to assume the he does weird stuff put all your cutlery and crockery locked up in your room

Who is to say he hasnt even p issed in your shampoo or something

JJayoo

Maybe it was any of the dozen or so drinks that might resemblance pee ?

thelad95

JJayoo wrote: »

Maybe it was any of the dozen or so drinks that might resemblance pee ?

Like what?

Jeefff

I'm guessing it was definitely piss, he wouldn't drop a cup of apple juice when someone walked in on him..

Tardful Slakerly II

How far away is the bathroom? Should have called him on it when you saw it, no time for the guy to bull****.

obplayer

Jeefff wrote: »

I'm guessing it was definitely piss, he wouldn't drop a cup of apple juice when someone walked in on him..

On the other hand was it the bigger housemates apple juice, was that why he panicked? Did you see this chaps willy when he dropped the cup? If not was he fumbling at his zip as he tried to hide things? Sherlock Holmes would have asked all these questions.

Jeefff

This thread reminds me of the time my da got scuttered drunk and was brought to bed, we were all in the sitting room when he walked in whistling, opened the curtains, pissed all over the window, closed the curtains, and walked back up to bed, still whistling.. Not a care in the world

Jeefff

obplayer wrote: »

On the other hand was it the bigger housemates apple juice, was that why he panicked? Did you see this chaps willy when he dropped the cup? If not was he fumbling at his zip as he tried to hide things? Sherlock Holmes would have asked all these questions.

Don't know mate, wasn't there, but the topic gives me the creeps anyway.. I'm the kind of person that puts layers of loo roll around the toilet seat incase there's piss on it..

PizzamanIRL

Why do you need to confront him? He pissed in a cup. He didn't kill anyone. Move on.

I sometimes piss in empty milk cartons or bottles if I'm too lazy to go downstairs to the toilet at night.

obplayer

Jeefff wrote: »

This thread reminds me of the time my da got scuttered drunk and was brought to bed, we were all in the sitting room when he walked in whistling, opened the curtains, pissed all over the window, closed the curtains, and walked back up to bed, still whistling.. Not a care in the world

The time? Your da only did this once?. You lucky bar steward.

obplayer

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why do you need to confront him? He pissed in a cup. He didn't kill anyone. Move on.

I sometimes piss in empty milk cartons or bottles if I'm too lazy to go downstairs to the toilet at night.

But in a cup used by everyone else in the house?:eek:

Simonigs1.0

I can confirm that it was indeed wee.

He was wearing tracksuit bottoms at thee time so it would have been easy to slip it back in quickly.

The bathrooms are upstairs, so maybe he was lazy.

I want to confront him because we share cups and bowls etc and its a bit sick. I wouldn't mind so much if they were his.

Jeefff

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I sometimes piss in empty milk cartons or bottles if I'm too lazy to go downstairs to the toilet at night.

Maybe so, but if you were up and awake you'd probably use a toilet, or if really desperate move the dishes out of the sink, but not a cup

obplayer

obplayer wrote: »

But in a cup used by everyone else in the house?:eek:

And also, does he have a really small bladder?

TGJD

Jeefff wrote: »

Maybe so, but if you were up and awake you'd probably use a toilet, or if really desperate move the dishes out of the sink, but not a cup

Maybe he wanted to know what it tasted like? I know thats sick but this is a man who pissed in a cup tbf.

foggy_lad

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

I know, thats been on my mind.

I've been comforting myself knowing that I wash the crockery thoroughly, though.

Who uses this language? Doesn't all Irish people call them dishes that get washed in the sink, wtf are crockery?

Jeefff

TGJD wrote: »

Maybe he wanted to know what it tasted like? I know thats sick but this is a man who pissed in a cup tbf.

Upside down in the bath, eliminates need for cup

Simonigs1.0

Crockery = plates, dishes, cups, and other similar items.

Cutlery = hand implements used to eat food.

I call them dishes when they're in the sink, crockery and cutlery when they're being pissed in/on by my housemates.

SweetChaos

crockery is the collective term for all plates bowls etc

Calm down

Jeefff

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

I call them dishes when they're in the sink, crockery and cutlery when they're being pissed in/on by my housemates.

pmsl

Grab All Association

Guy next door pisses into Coke bottles, milk cartons and throws them out his window. If you go out near the fence out back especially in the cold mornings you can smell it ****ing stinks. Must be a Eastern Europe thing as I know people who rented flats out to Romanians and they had bottles of piss stored in the spare room.

BeerSteakBirds

TGJD wrote: »

Maybe he wanted to know what it tasted like? I know thats sick but this is a man who pissed in a cup tbf.

sounds more like he wanted his housemates to know what his piss tastes like whether they wanted to or not

bradlente

Panthro wrote: »

he's playing games with ya blood.
you need to take a dump in the washing machine.

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

I couldn't, where would I wash my clothes then?

The toilet,it's not being used for anything else.

Dave!

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

About a half hour ago I walked down stairs to get a drink from the fridge.

I thought my housemate was downstairs watching TV, in the sitting room.

But when I walked into the kitchen he had his back to me, looking downwards a bit.

Immediately he dropped a cup, spilling its contents all over the floor, and a tiny bit got on my sock.

He went outside to get the mop to clean up. I wasn't mad at him, everyone drops cups sometimes.

Before I went to get my drink from the fridge I glanced down at the spilled contents of the cup.

It was wee. There was wee all over the kitchen floor and a bit on my sock. He wee'ed in the cup. Our drinking cups, for tea etc.

I poured myself a drink and left as he cleaned it up. I changed my socks when I got upstairs.

I didn't say anything to him but I think I should. How can I approach him about this?

Hope you used a glass