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Bird puns...

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  • #32
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    fortwilliam wrote: »
    Stephen Seagull was a good actor, better than Chick Norris.

    Not as good as Russell CROW


  • #33
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    Nemeses wrote: »
    ...Well, that was hawkward.

    Not as awkward as having thrush.


  • #34
    FunLover18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Cat pun????
    Read the title and or get the ROOK out

    Are you not familiar with the Catfinch?


  • #35
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Dont you cormorant here, squawking on and boring the bluetits off me. All these stupid puns are hard to swallow, hard to drake to be honest.


  • #36
    NewCorkLad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭NewCorkLad


    This has been a hoot


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  • #37
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Ducking hell! I wish I hadn't had a gander at this thread!

    Chicken.


  • #38
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Not as good as Russell CROW

    I heard he's a fan of Snow Petrel.


    ...and Limpkin Park.


  • #39
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Not as good as Russell CROW

    Or Michael Jay Fox, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Robert Downey Jnr or Joaquin Phoenix.

    Or Gregory Peck.


  • #40
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    , Steve Martin,
    He's made a few turkeys recently.


  • #41
    Alf. A. Male
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    These bad jokes are giving me a headache, I need some parrots eat 'em all.


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  • #42
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    He's made a few turkeys recently.

    He never really recovered from this:



  • #43
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Dancor


    fortwilliam wrote: »
    Are nothing to Crow about..

    Did you start this thread for the quack?


  • #44
    Kaycee2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭Kaycee2


    Someone should tweet this thread


  • #45
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Please...... Wren will a mod close this thread before I take a tern for the worst


  • #46
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,960 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Just wait till I find out who dunnock!


  • #47
    Alf. A. Male
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    katemarch wrote: »
    Just wait till I find out who dunnock!

    Will they have to duck when you swing for them?


  • #48
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,960 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    They'll have to ride me on a rail first.


  • #49
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf




  • #50
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Banjo String wrote: »
    A bird shat on my windscreen last week.

    I'll never take her out again.

    I thought that was Ill-Eagle.


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