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Bird puns...

27-06-2014 1:14pm

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fortwilliam

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Are nothing to Crow about..

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#2 27-06-2014 1:16pm

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I'll join in on this, toucan play this game.

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#3 27-06-2014 1:16pm

catallus

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It's a cat-astrophy

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#4 27-06-2014 1:18pm

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I'd say you love a cockatoo.

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#5 27-06-2014 1:19pm

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I'd join in but my asthma's playing up. I'm puffin too much...

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#6 27-06-2014 1:20pm

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Birneybau wrote: »

I'd say you love a cockatoo.

Don't be Robin me puns :pac::pac:

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#7 27-06-2014 1:21pm

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darkpagandeath wrote: »

Don't be Robin me puns :pac::pac:

You get on my blue tits

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#8 27-06-2014 1:22pm

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Let's talk about a parrot tits

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#9 27-06-2014 1:22pm

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I'm having a whale of a time.

I suck at this.

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#10 27-06-2014 1:33pm

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A bird shat on my windscreen last week.

I'll never take her out again.

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#11 27-06-2014 1:34pm

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This thread will be as dead as a dodo soon

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#12 27-06-2014 1:35pm

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It's cat-aclysmic.

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#13 27-06-2014 1:37pm

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This thread is raven mad.

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#14 27-06-2014 1:37pm

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...Well, that was hawkward.

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#15 27-06-2014 1:39pm

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Haha.

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#16 27-06-2014 1:40pm

s8n

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Crow

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#17 27-06-2014 1:42pm

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s8n wrote: »

Crow

Were you just winging it there?

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#18 27-06-2014 1:42pm

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Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

This thread will be as dead as a dodo soon

[FONT=Calibri,sans-serif]Well that's not very Pheasant, from Heron out this should be a Lark.[/FONT]

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#19 27-06-2014 1:43pm

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Frynge wrote: »

This thread is raven mad.

The owl jokes are the best jokes, they always make me laugh my warblers off.

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#20 27-06-2014 1:49pm

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Ducking hell! I wish I hadn't had a gander at this thread!

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#21 27-06-2014 1:50pm

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It's all so very Emusing, thank fcuk it's Flyday

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#22 27-06-2014 1:51pm

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I'm not swallow-ing that. It'll go through me very swift-ly.

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#23 27-06-2014 1:54pm

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Pigeon

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#24 27-06-2014 1:54pm

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Tits or GTFO. Show us some boobies or you will be ostrichised

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#25 27-06-2014 2:00pm

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CUCKOO.

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#26 27-06-2014 2:02pm

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I'm fair huffin and puffin after that ****!

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#27 27-06-2014 2:04pm

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Stephen Seagull was a good actor, better than Chick Norris.

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#28 27-06-2014 2:08pm

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Did you hear about the bird watcher who stole some eggs....

He was caught robin

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#29 27-06-2014 2:11pm

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Who do you think you are OP, swanning in here after only 221 posts and starting your own thread?

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#30 27-06-2014 2:17pm

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This thread is a load of bushtits.

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#31 27-06-2014 2:18pm

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catallus wrote: »

It's a cat-astrophy

Cat pun????
Read the title and or get the ROOK out

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#32 27-06-2014 2:20pm

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fortwilliam wrote: »

Stephen Seagull was a good actor, better than Chick Norris.

Not as good as Russell CROW

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#33 27-06-2014 2:21pm

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Nemeses wrote: »

...Well, that was hawkward.

Not as awkward as having thrush.

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#34 27-06-2014 2:22pm

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dodderangler wrote: »

Cat pun????
Read the title and or get the ROOK out

Are you not familiar with the Catfinch?

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#35 27-06-2014 2:25pm

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Dont you cormorant here, squawking on and boring the bluetits off me. All these stupid puns are hard to swallow, hard to drake to be honest.

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#36 27-06-2014 2:26pm

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This has been a hoot

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#37 27-06-2014 2:26pm

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Aglomerado wrote: »

Ducking hell! I wish I hadn't had a gander at this thread!

Chicken.

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#38 27-06-2014 2:28pm

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dodderangler wrote: »

Not as good as Russell CROW

I heard he's a fan of Snow Petrel.

...and Limpkin Park.

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#39 27-06-2014 2:29pm

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dodderangler wrote: »

Not as good as Russell CROW

Or Michael Jay Fox, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Robert Downey Jnr or Joaquin Phoenix.

Or Gregory Peck.

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#40 27-06-2014 2:32pm

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Donkey Oaty wrote: »

, Steve Martin,
He's made a few turkeys recently.

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#41 27-06-2014 2:35pm

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These bad jokes are giving me a headache, I need some parrots eat 'em all.

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#42 27-06-2014 2:39pm

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Aglomerado wrote: »

He's made a few turkeys recently.

He never really recovered from this:

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#43 27-06-2014 2:41pm

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fortwilliam wrote: »

Are nothing to Crow about..

Did you start this thread for the quack?

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#44 27-06-2014 2:42pm

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Someone should tweet this thread

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#45 27-06-2014 2:51pm

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Please...... Wren will a mod close this thread before I take a tern for the worst

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#46 27-06-2014 2:55pm

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Just wait till I find out who dunnock!

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#47 27-06-2014 3:22pm

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katemarch wrote: »

Just wait till I find out who dunnock!

Will they have to duck when you swing for them?

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#48 30-06-2014 12:30pm

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They'll have to ride me on a rail first.

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#49 30-06-2014 12:34pm

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#50 30-06-2014 12:41pm

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Banjo String wrote: »

A bird shat on my windscreen last week.

I'll never take her out again.

I thought that was Ill-Eagle.

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