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Bird puns...

27-06-2014 02:14PM

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fortwilliam

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Are nothing to Crow about..

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#2 27-06-2014 02:16PM

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I'll join in on this, toucan play this game.

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#3 27-06-2014 02:16PM

catallus

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It's a cat-astrophy

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#4 27-06-2014 02:18PM

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I'd say you love a cockatoo.

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#5 27-06-2014 02:19PM

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I'd join in but my asthma's playing up. I'm puffin too much...

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#6 27-06-2014 02:20PM

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Birneybau wrote: »

I'd say you love a cockatoo.

Don't be Robin me puns :pac::pac:

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#7 27-06-2014 02:21PM

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darkpagandeath wrote: »

Don't be Robin me puns :pac::pac:

You get on my blue tits

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#8 27-06-2014 02:22PM

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Let's talk about a parrot tits

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#9 27-06-2014 02:22PM

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I'm having a whale of a time.

I suck at this.

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#10 27-06-2014 02:33PM

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A bird shat on my windscreen last week.

I'll never take her out again.

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#11 27-06-2014 02:34PM

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This thread will be as dead as a dodo soon

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#12 27-06-2014 02:35PM

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It's cat-aclysmic.

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#13 27-06-2014 02:37PM

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This thread is raven mad.

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#14 27-06-2014 02:37PM

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...Well, that was hawkward.

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#15 27-06-2014 02:39PM

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Haha.

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#16 27-06-2014 02:40PM

s8n

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Crow

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#17 27-06-2014 02:42PM

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s8n wrote: »

Crow

Were you just winging it there?

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#18 27-06-2014 02:42PM

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Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

This thread will be as dead as a dodo soon

[FONT=Calibri,sans-serif]Well that's not very Pheasant, from Heron out this should be a Lark.[/FONT]

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#19 27-06-2014 02:43PM

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Frynge wrote: »

This thread is raven mad.

The owl jokes are the best jokes, they always make me laugh my warblers off.

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#20 27-06-2014 02:49PM

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Ducking hell! I wish I hadn't had a gander at this thread!

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#21 27-06-2014 02:50PM

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It's all so very Emusing, thank fcuk it's Flyday

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#22 27-06-2014 02:51PM

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I'm not swallow-ing that. It'll go through me very swift-ly.

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#23 27-06-2014 02:54PM

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Pigeon

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#24 27-06-2014 02:54PM

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Tits or GTFO. Show us some boobies or you will be ostrichised

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#25 27-06-2014 03:00PM

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CUCKOO.

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#26 27-06-2014 03:02PM

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I'm fair huffin and puffin after that ****!

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#27 27-06-2014 03:04PM

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Stephen Seagull was a good actor, better than Chick Norris.

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#28 27-06-2014 03:08PM

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Did you hear about the bird watcher who stole some eggs....

He was caught robin

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#29 27-06-2014 03:11PM

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Who do you think you are OP, swanning in here after only 221 posts and starting your own thread?

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#30 27-06-2014 03:17PM

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This thread is a load of bushtits.

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#31 27-06-2014 03:18PM

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catallus wrote: »

It's a cat-astrophy

Cat pun????
Read the title and or get the ROOK out

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