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Drawing dicks when you're a guy...

  • 27-06-2014 01:30PM
    #1
    Jayo11780
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭


    Personally i think it's as funny as hell...

    I draw mine long and wobbly with a big circumcised helmet on the top and not forgetting the spunk lines :D:D:D


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  • #2
    comongethappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭comongethappy


    Why are they always circumcised.

    I suppose drawing the little guy in his turtle-neck is just trickier?

    Also, Superbad end credits.
    Majestic.


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    When are ye all back?, September is it?


  • #4
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Do you have a lunchbox full of drawings of dicks?


    Jonah hill is that you


  • #5
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Are you 12, OP?


  • #6
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Is that like drawing lots?


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  • #7
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Such immaturity.






    <--- *cough*


  • #8
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    Is it 5th class you're going into this year?


  • #9
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    School is finished for the summer, isn't it?


  • #10
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    8=====D~~


  • #11
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Nothing wrong with it, 8% of kids do it


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  • #12
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    I used to get a felt tip marker, and draw them on the back of people's collars. Then someone reported me to HR. :(


  • #13
    Jayo11780
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 244 ✭✭Jayo11780


    Nah I'm 34 and myself & a couple of other lads in work do it to piss the mature lads off....:p

    Ah come on people it's funny as hell :D


  • #14
    CyrilFiggis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭CyrilFiggis


    Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?


  • #15
    comongethappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭comongethappy


    CyrilFiggis wrote: »
    Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

    Speak for yourself!


  • #16
    ectoraige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,103 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    CyrilFiggis wrote: »
    Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?
    No pens in the kitchen?

    Or maybe they're just not idiots.


  • #17
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    CyrilFiggis wrote: »
    Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

    Too complicated?


  • #18
    CyrilFiggis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭CyrilFiggis


    GrayFox208 wrote: »
    Too complicated?

    Would just make it all the more impressive


  • #19
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    I can really appreciate a well drawn willy.

    Nothing can make me stand back and admire the sheer beauty and craftmanship like a well drawn willy.


  • #20
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Master wrote: »
    8=====D~~

    Hard to bate that, Master.


  • #21
    comongethappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭comongethappy


    Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »
    I can really appreciate a well drawn willy.

    Nothing can make me stand back and admire the sheer beauty and craftmanship like a well drawn willy.

    The veiny majesty of it all.

    Breathtaking!


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  • #22
    neilthefunkeone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭neilthefunkeone


    Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!


  • #23
    Zed Bank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Zed Bank


    Imagine Michelangelo painting the Sistine chapel today "Nah start again you immature cnut"


  • #24
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    neilthefunkeone wrote: »
    Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!

    A guy I used to work with drew them on papers and dangled them in my face when I was on the phone to customers.... it was :confused::D :eek: :o


  • #25
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Fás, college phases 2,4 and 6.
    You could not take your eyes off of anything!:D


  • #26
    comongethappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,756 ✭✭✭comongethappy


    neilthefunkeone wrote: »
    Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!

    Similar but worse, from time to time my other half will search for the biggest monster schlong Google can offer & saves it as a wallpaper on my phone.

    Or more subtly, saves it on a family members contact record so the image shows up when they call.

    I hate it so.


  • #27
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    That was a funny part of the film. You little pervert.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE



    So.. You going mowing lawns this summer, or washing cars, or what?


  • #28
    Buzz Killington the third
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...


  • #29
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...

    Yeah, piff, they probably open them and read them!!!


  • #30
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Buzz Killington the third wrote: »
    Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...

    That'd be messy. They drain them in the jacks. Girls never have books with sticky pages.


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  • #31
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    endacl wrote: »
    Hard to bate that, Master.
    Pfft

    8==========D~~


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