Drawing dicks when you're a guy...

Jayo11780

Personally i think it's as funny as hell...

I draw mine long and wobbly with a big circumcised helmet on the top and not forgetting the spunk lines :D:D

comongethappy

Why are they always circumcised.

I suppose drawing the little guy in his turtle-neck is just trickier?

Also, Superbad end credits.
Majestic.

wazky

When are ye all back?, September is it?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Do you have a lunchbox full of drawings of dicks?


Jonah hill is that you

Penny Tration

Are you 12, OP?

Birneybau

Is that like drawing lots?

Duggy747

Such immaturity.






<--- *cough*

Snake

Is it 5th class you're going into this year?

super_furry

School is finished for the summer, isn't it?

The Master

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Cienciano

Nothing wrong with it, 8% of kids do it

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

I used to get a felt tip marker, and draw them on the back of people's collars. Then someone reported me to HR.

Jayo11780

Nah I'm 34 and myself & a couple of other lads in work do it to piss the mature lads off....:p

Ah come on people it's funny as hell

CyrilFiggis

Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

comongethappy

CyrilFiggis wrote: »

Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

Speak for yourself!

ectoraige

CyrilFiggis wrote: »

Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

No pens in the kitchen?

Or maybe they're just not idiots.

Snake

CyrilFiggis wrote: »

Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

Too complicated?

CyrilFiggis

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Too complicated?

Would just make it all the more impressive

The Moldy Gowl

I can really appreciate a well drawn willy.

Nothing can make me stand back and admire the sheer beauty and craftmanship like a well drawn willy.

endacl

The Master wrote: »

8=====D~~

Hard to bate that, Master.

comongethappy

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I can really appreciate a well drawn willy.

Nothing can make me stand back and admire the sheer beauty and craftmanship like a well drawn willy.

The veiny majesty of it all.

Breathtaking!

neilthefunkeone

Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!

Zed Bank

Imagine Michelangelo painting the Sistine chapel today "Nah start again you immature cnut"

Aglomerado

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!

A guy I used to work with drew them on papers and dangled them in my face when I was on the phone to customers.... it was :eek:

Renegade Mechanic

Fás, college phases 2,4 and 6.
You could not take your eyes off of anything!:D

comongethappy

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

Some hero drew a large veined monster in my work diary last week.. Walked into meeting and opened up to take notes.. Had to just applaud the work!

Similar but worse, from time to time my other half will search for the biggest monster schlong Google can offer & saves it as a wallpaper on my phone.

Or more subtly, saves it on a family members contact record so the image shows up when they call.

I hate it so.

MarkR

That was a funny part of the film. You little pervert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzuvQXDUybE

So.. You going mowing lawns this summer, or washing cars, or what?

Buzz Killington the third

Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...

The_Valeyard

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...

Yeah, piff, they probably open them and read them!!!

endacl

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Strange how you never see school girls draining fannies all over their books...

That'd be messy. They drain them in the jacks. Girls never have books with sticky pages.

Nib

endacl wrote: »

Hard to bate that, Master.

Pfft

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Nemeses

Nib wrote: »

Pfft

8==========D~~

8 equals the D?


Ah jesus.. Too much internet!

c_man

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Muise...

At school, a guy in my class didn't stop at doodling cocks all over my books - he got a Stanley knife and cut one out of the cover of my hardback science notebook. My mother couldn't stop laughing when she saw me take that out to do my homework. Mortified.

But I like a cock artist with grander ambition - 3D or at least an aerial view: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/11/22/10-google-earth-cocks-that-threatens-house-prices/

Buzz Killington the third

Remember when they changed the €2 coin to remove the penis! I still check my coins to see if it's one of the old ones.

http://static-at.hudo.com/images/posters/1269/image.jpg

Whoever designed that coin deserves a medal for trolling!

Fox_In_Socks

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Yeah, piff, they probably open them and read them!!!

Would they not need a mirror?

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Remember when they changed the €2 coin to remove the penis! I still check my coins to see if it's one of the old ones.

http://static-at.hudo.com/images/posters/1269/image.jpg

Whoever designed that coin deserves a medal for trolling!

Scandanavia did try and insert itself into Europe several times in the Viking age.

Buzz Killington the third

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Scandanavia did try and insert itself into Europe several times in the Viking age.

Dirty!!!

ToddyDoody

Straight guys draw dicks horribly, often as graffiti etc.

Buzz Killington the third

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Straight guys draw dicks horribly, often as graffiti etc.

Well now, we're hardly gonna draw them as erotica.

Buzz Killington the third

ToddyDoody

Buzz Killington the third wrote: »

Well now, we're hardly gonna draw them as erotica.

Why not?... it might help marketing them and so on

SouthTippBass

Was a fan of this before their Facebook page was shut down. Behold, this is how its done lads....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/of-the-best-dicks-on-the-herald-sun

Rothko

I've never understood why some guys were obsessed with drawing dicks. I just don't understand it at all.

NomadicGray

Suas11 wrote: »

I've never understood why some guys were obsessed with drawing dicks. I just don't understand it at all.

They suffer from having a sense of humour

SilverScreen

Plenty of dick drawing was done in secondary school. Used to just turn around, draw a dick on the copy of the person behind you and then turn back around again. We would always come up with ways to disguise the dick, like turn it into Bugs Bunny's head.

Fat Christy

Nemeses wrote: »

8 equals the D?


Ah jesus.. Too much internet!

It's alright, it's okay to be confused. :pac:

UCDVet

I think it's great that so many young men are accepting of their sexuality. In my day, if you wanted to draw dicks, and look at dicks, and see page after page of dicks...you'd have to keep it in a private notebook and not show it to anyone.

Mickey H

CyrilFiggis wrote: »

Never understood it. How is it women can resist drawing vaginas all over everything?

Because boobs is where it's at. Mmmmm boobs...

(_)(_)

Fat Christy

I used to draw naked ladies everywhere. I did art up to junior cert so I used that as an excuse....:pac:

Rothko

NomadicGray wrote: »

They suffer from having a sense of humour

Yeah, because if you don't go around drawing dicks everywhere, it means you must have no sense of humour. :rolleyes: