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Disgusting Co-Workers

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  • #32
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    I recently moved desks next to a co-worker who eats lunch at his desk.
    Fork and knife scraping the plate kind of deal.

    But it's the lip smacking and food slurping that will make me throttle him shortly.


  • #33
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,239 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Boss cracking his knuckles and putting his feet on his desk, hate that.


  • #34
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    In a place I used to work a guy was fired for watching porn in his office, which was on the ground floor, where clients often passed by, and was made of glass.

    I've also encountered people wiping their snots onto the walls in the toilet. WTF like? there's a roll of paper right there that you could use and then flush, but no, some grown adults have to wipe it on the wall for the rest of us to dry retch over.


  • #35
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    jiminho wrote: »
    While we're on the subject, there's also a girl in my office who frequently walks around the office bare foot. The boss has never said anything and we actually had a meet a greet with a client one time who pointed it out to us.

    I'm picturing a cute Isla Fisher-esque redhead with big boobs and a short skirt. Nice one you have going their OP.


  • #36
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    Wabbit Ears wrote: »
    OP, Why would you think for second that eating hot chicken noodle soup in an office environment is considered OK? Trust me, what you were doing usually tops peoples "disgusting co-workers" lists!!

    Yup, eating at the desk and stinking up the office is pretty high up there.
    Especially anything with fish, onions or salami....


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  • #37
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    waraf wrote: »
    Wow. That must have left a bad smell in the office.
    well he kept it in the pants (hence no criminal prosecution) but no one would go near desk. It support shuddered when he called them. It was an open joke. I still can't get over he wasn't fired.


  • #38
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    For some reason I've got this sudden urge to go to Langkawi, the Malaysian restaurant in upper Baggot Street in Dublin, and order me an Asam Laksa... :D


  • #39
    positron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,564 ✭✭✭positron


    Clipping noises I understand, but can someone explain to me what is wrong with walking around barefoot?


  • #40
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Leave a tube of no more nails on his desk, or just insert it up his hole


  • #41
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    positron wrote: »
    Clipping noises I understand, but can someone explain to me what is wrong with walking around barefoot?

    Apparently there's a fair amount of people around that just don't like how feet look, that or they're Podophobic.


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  • #42
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Apparently there's a fair amount of people around that just don't like how feet look, that or they're Podophobic.

    Also lots of foot fetishists around, maybe they should all swap offices :D


  • #43
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    Boss cracking his knuckles and putting his feet on his desk, hate that.

    LOL I do that all the time


    P.S. you're fired


  • #44
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    That click click noise could be your co worker masturbating.

    No. He's abstained.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057238302


  • #45
    Warper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    People eating food at their desk is annoying, go away and eat in a canteen. The sound/stink of people eating all sorts of stuff is awful


  • #46
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,811 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Zulu wrote: »
    well he kept it in the pants (hence no criminal prosecution) but no one would go near desk. It support shuddered when he called them. It was an open joke. I still can't get over he wasn't fired.

    Disgraceful. He is probably a PO now (I guess from your earlier post that he was a civil servant!) with his own office for wánking in...


  • #47
    Fluxfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Fluxfan


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Apparently there's a fair amount of people around that just don't like how feet look, that or they're Podophobic.

    Feet are smelly and horrible. Now if we were to bring in an office slipper policy I think everyone would be happier. And comfier.


  • #48
    Tsar Chasim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭Tsar Chasim


    The office I'm in is generally referred to as 'the wild west' of the company. Its disgusting to work in.... one guy is an alco bachelor who washes about once a month. Sometimes the smell gets so bad that the BO, feet and his septic sores mix into one major pong and it leaves a trail around the building as he walks. I have a strong stomach, but I've nearly heaved once or twice.

    Whenever a complaint is lodged, we all get hauled into a small office and told to wash as if its a collective issue. The offender usually raises his arm and sniffs each pit while the rest of the team try our best not to vom. This is just one of the disgusting things in this kip!

    Another is girl with BO and hairy pits. And a guy that blows snot rockets onto the wall at the urinals no matter who's beside him.


  • #49
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    ppcperson wrote: »
    Feet are smelly and horrible. Now if we were to bring in an office slipper policy I think everyone would be happier. And comfier.

    We used to wear slippers in my old job. *reminisces*


  • #50
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    jiminho wrote: »

    While we're on the subject, there's also a girl in my office who frequently walks around the office bare foot. The boss has never said anything and we actually had a meet a greet with a client one time who pointed it out to us.

    I......JUST.......DON'T........UNDERSTAND


    Noticed that, did ye...? Ye durty fecker ye....I'd say you want to fire the load on her toes, don't ye....


  • #51
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Well I'm only going to go on my last job as there has always been one filthy fecker in every job I've had. The woman I'm referring to used to rummage around her nostrils while talking to me. Not a bother on her chatting away to me and having a good auld root. She didn't even recognise my flinches.


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  • #52
    rotun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭rotun


    I work with a lad who insists on eating his stinking chicken noodle soup at his desk..

    The whole office reeks of the shıt!


  • #53
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    That click click noise could be your co worker masturbating.

    Is it Robocop in the next cubicle?


  • #54
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,521 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    One or multiple people in my office seem to have a serious issue with flushing the toilet after they've used it. Happens all the time, to the point where signs have been left up by the cleaning people. Absolutely rank.


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