Would you use a ladies toilet

Sunnyisland · 25-06-2014 10:39AM #1

Ok, In an airport in Spain this morning, it's pretty crowded,on my way to the gents toilet I noticed beside it there was a massive que ? By women waiting to enter the women's toilet, When I entered gents there was a few men waiting to use the cubicle ,Alas who comes out but a few women not a bother on them,

Now the questio n is would a man or you use a women's toilet in simlar circumstances and would there be uproar.

Personally I wouldent, I would just cross my legs and pray.

Have to leg it flight being called....

SouthTippBass · 25-06-2014 10:47AM

Well, the queue in the mens generally moves a lot faster than the womens. So I would just wait the few minutes.

OhHiMark · 25-06-2014 10:47AM

Just whip your cock out in front of them. If they complain tell them they shouldn't come into the men's toilet if they didn't want to see a penis or two.

Czarcasm · 25-06-2014 10:52AM

I've never been particular about which bathroom I use when I need to go - whichever door is nearest, or whichever queue is the shortest. Nobody's ever said anything to me about it.

whiskeyman · 25-06-2014 11:01AM

I've used the ladies toilet lots of times if the mens is too busy.
The urinals in there look awfully like sinks though...

Banjo String · 25-06-2014 11:01AM

Women's toilets are generally airy, rose scented and a token of cleanliness, and hence why I wouldn't have any issue using one.

Men's on the other hand.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18

Legs.Eleven · 25-06-2014 11:17AM

I would, yes.

FTA69 · 25-06-2014 11:17AM

Banjo String wrote: »

Women's toilets are generally airy, rose scented and a token of cleanliness, and hence why I wouldn't have any issue using one.

Men's on the other hand.......

Ha! You've got that one wrong anyway mate. I was a doorman for years and at the end of a night I've often had to stick my head into the ladies jacks. More often than not they were worse than the men's. Male toilets tend to get the usual; p*ss on the floor, a bit of broken glass - the odd bit of gawk etc.

Women's toilets are a whole different kettle of fish. Instead of a splash of puke you'll find gallons of it where some b*tch projectiled all over the cubicle. I've seen manky sanitary towels left sitting on a cistern, in a sink, stuck to the doors etc; more often than not they look like they were used to stem a f*cking war wound. Not to mention things like jizz and p*ss-encrusted knickers casually strewn around the gaff. One night I went in there I thought someone had actually been murdered, some young one tried to open a bottle of beer off the jacks roll dispenser and nearly chopped her finger off when it broke. Looking at the cameras later, I saw that she proceeded to squirt blood all over the gaff before sticking her hand in her bag and sprinting out of the club.

Men's toilets are a f*cking Shangri La in comparison.

seamus · 25-06-2014 11:21AM

Banjo String wrote: »

Women's toilets are generally airy, rose scented and a token of cleanliness, and hence why I wouldn't have any issue using one.

Men's on the other hand.......

I think surveys have found that women's toilets in general are left in much worse states than mens' because they do a lot more in there. Toilet paper everywhere, tampons and tampon packaging thrown on the floor, empty deodorant cans & makeup bottles, etc etc.

Men having urinals makes them much cleaner too. If you go into a men's toilet without urinals, there's usually piss all over the toilet seats. But with urinals they're usually pretty clean. Women's toilets on the other hand have piss all over the seats, all the time.

Mr. CooL ICE · 25-06-2014 11:26AM

In Amsterdam, I went to the toilet in the airport. I saw "heren" and "damen" toilets, so thought heren = her, so I used the other one. Despite noticing no urinals and the fact toilet had no flusher (I discovered it flushed after you pushed down and released the toilet seat), I only realised I was in the ladies when some dutch woman came in and gave out to me (in dutch).

--LOS-- · 25-06-2014 11:30AM

you gotta go, you gotta go

Although it wouldnt generally work other way around, womens toilet always mad busy ¬_¬

The toilets downstairs in the lighthouse are unisex.

not yet · 25-06-2014 11:30AM

Bitches be trippin..or is that drippin !!

Davarus Walrus · 25-06-2014 11:34AM

If you're in a highly emotional state and about to drop cable at any moment then it really doesn't matter. The only thing different in a womans jacks is the sanitary bin and far less pubes on the toilet seat.

OldNotWIse · 25-06-2014 11:34AM

FTA69 wrote: »

Ha! You've got that one wrong anyway mate. I was a doorman for years and at the end of a night I've often had to stick my head into the ladies jacks. More often than not they were worse than the men's. Male toilets tend to get the usual; p*ss on the floor, a bit of broken glass - the odd bit of gawk etc.

Women's toilets are a whole different kettle of fish. Instead of a splash of puke you'll find gallons of it where some b*tch projectiled all over the cubicle. I've seen manky sanitary towels left sitting on a cistern, in a sink, stuck to the doors etc; more often than not they look like they were used to stem a f*cking war wound. Not to mention things like jizz and p*ss-encrusted knickers casually strewn around the gaff. One night I went in there I thought someone had actually been murdered, some young one tried to open a bottle of beer off the jacks roll dispenser and nearly chopped her finger off when it broke. Looking at the cameras later, I saw that she proceeded to squirt blood all over the gaff before sticking her hand in her bag and sprinting out of the club.

Men's toilets are a f*cking Shangri La in comparison.

Jeeeez where were you working? Hell? I've been going out (and hence using women's toilets) for 13 years and have never come across anything like that...

AnonoBoy · 25-06-2014 11:37AM

Been there. Done that. Bought the sanitary towel.

MagicianBF · 25-06-2014 11:41AM

I've often men's bathrooms b/c the aforementioned crazy ladies' queues.

There's a café in Galway (Javas t'you locals) that used to have a bathroom and a staff bathroom. So a unisex bathroom! Then the changed it into a ladies' and a gents'. But like, they're both still just a cubicle with one toilet. SO who cares which door you pee behind! But coming out of the gents' one day this lady of maturity gave me the dirtiest look!

In Budapest we had a unisex bathroom which had stalls, urinals and a big sink. So what if a guys' taking a pee? I don't see why we can't just have unisex bathrooms everywhere. You can use a stall if you want either way

25-06-2014 11:43AM

I've never used the men's, just queue for the ladies

old hippy · 25-06-2014 11:45AM

MagicianBF wrote: »

I've often men's bathrooms b/c the aforementioned crazy ladies' queues.

There's a café in Galway (Javas t'you locals) that used to have a bathroom and a staff bathroom. So a unisex bathroom! Then the changed it into a ladies' and a gents'. But like, they're both still just a cubicle with one toilet. SO who cares which door you pee behind! But coming out of the gents' one day this lady of maturity gave me the dirtiest look!

In Budapest we had a unisex bathroom which had stalls, urinals and a big sink. So what if a guys' taking a pee? I don't see why we can't just have unisex bathrooms everywhere. You can use a stall if you want either way

Only if I had to; so that's not often.

We have unisex where I work and it's fine.

Lando Griffin · 25-06-2014 11:46AM

I have a little toddler so if the mens are dirty and I don't want women in the ladies getting excited then I just use the disabled toilet.

Links234 · 25-06-2014 12:01PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Jeeeez where were you working? Hell? I've been going out (and hence using women's toilets) for 13 years and have never come across anything like that...

It can happen

We were out for a friend's birthday in a normally wonderful establishment, and a whole bunch of dickheads invaded the bar. These were some very well dressed young lads and ladies who you wouldn't expect much trouble from, but they were horrible, and the girls were the worst. They seemed to somehow lay siege to the ladies room, 4 or 5 of them crammed in there, not to use the toilet, but they were in there drinking and chatting away. You couldn't go in there because they were treating it like their private room, and several times the bar staff tried to move them out because people couldn't go to the toilet! The staff managed to move on the group (and gave us all a free round of drinks by way of apologies), but the state of the place after they vacated was unreal, the toilet seats had been ripped off, soggy toilet paper all over the place... Who the hell think it'll be a laugh to rip toilet seats off? Downright unbelievable mess. If I hadn't seen it myself I'd hardly believe it.

By comparison I was in some dingy rock bar in London a while back, and they had gender neutral toilets, you'd go in and they were all cubicles with M/F styled like the AC/DC logo on them and they were downright pristine. It seems like there's some sort of psychological effect when it comes to gender neutral toilets where neither the lads or the ladies want to be seen as the messier gender infront of each other so are acting their best.

FTA69 · 25-06-2014 12:14PM

Links234 wrote: »

By comparison I was in some dingy rock bar in London a while back, and they had gender neutral toilets, you'd go in and they were all cubicles with M/F styled like the AC/DC logo on them and they were downright pristine. It seems like there's some sort of psychological effect when it comes to gender neutral toilets where neither the lads or the ladies want to be seen as the messier gender infront of each other so are acting their best.

Speaking of dingy rock bars. Have you ever been to the World's End in Camden? I was in there once with my ex and was telling her how awful it was, she kept accusing me of exaggerating so I went back into the jacks to take a photo.

There was actually a sh*te on the hand-dryer.

Links234 · 25-06-2014 12:18PM

FTA69 wrote: »

Speaking of dingy rock bars. Have you ever been to the World's End in Camden? I was in there once with my ex and was telling her how awful it was, she kept accusing me of exaggerating so I went back into the jacks to take a photo.

There was actually a sh*te on the hand-dryer.

I have, it's a grand place to meet people because it's right across from the tube station, but you get one there and then move along to the Dev, Brewdog or the Black Heart to have a decent night... or basically anywhere else. It's a cattle mart

old hippy · 25-06-2014 12:33PM

FTA69 wrote: »

Speaking of dingy rock bars. Have you ever been to the World's End in Camden? I was in there once with my ex and was telling her how awful it was, she kept accusing me of exaggerating so I went back into the jacks to take a photo.

There was actually a sh*te on the hand-dryer.

I found a turd on the floor of the gents in Kehoe's in Dublin, once. I imagine it was a one off...

Links234 wrote: »

I have, it's a grand place to meet people because it's right across from the tube station, but you get one there and then move along to the Dev, Brewdog or the Black Heart to have a decent night... or basically anywhere else. It's a cattle mart

World's End used to be the place to go for the young Irish back at the end of the 80s - that was before they opened the place up and it became too big. Back then, you could drink outside and the security bots hadn't yet been put on the doors.

FTA69 · 25-06-2014 12:42PM

The jacks in the World's End are notorious lad. The toilets are always overflowing with sh*t and are usually blocked as a rule. Also they serve possibly the worst draught beer in the world, possibly rivalled only by Waxy's. The owner was a sound lad though, he died last year outside the Sheephaven after he fell over and banged his head.

old hippy · 25-06-2014 12:49PM

FTA69 wrote: »

The jacks in the World's End are notorious lad. The toilets are always overflowing with sh*t and are usually blocked as a rule. Also they serve possibly the worst draught beer in the world, possibly rivalled only by Waxy's. The owner was a sound lad though, he died last year outside the Sheephaven after he fell over and banged his head.

I enjoyed the WE back in the day & even Waxy's (for a brief period in the late 90s) but those sort of mega pubs don't do it for me, anymore.

I tend to drink local, these days. Better class of toilet (most of the time)

KungPao · 25-06-2014 01:34PM

Slightly off topic...

But I believe some people think that it is rude to use the disabled jacks if you ain't disabled?

I believe they are accessable for them but not reserved for them. What says you?

Aglomerado · 25-06-2014 01:42PM

KungPao wrote: »

Slightly off topic...

But I believe some people think that it is rude to use the disabled jacks if you ain't disabled?

I believe they are accessable for them but not reserved for them. What says you?

Knowing my luck, the day I use such a facility will be the day when I meet an angry wheelchair user when I come out.

foggy_lad · 25-06-2014 01:47PM

Banjo String wrote: »

Women's toilets are generally airy, rose scented and a token of cleanliness, and hence why I wouldn't have any issue using one.

Men's on the other hand.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18

Yeah Right!

I have had the misfortune to use the ladies in a few pubs/clubs and I would rather hold it in and burst my bladder than repeat the experiences, drunk women are just dirty in the jacks!

rubadub · 25-06-2014 01:51PM

FTA69 wrote: »

Men's toilets are a f*cking Shangri La in comparison.

I remember a female cleaner ringing into some talk show saying how they used to fight over who had to clean the ladies, i.e. they all wanted the less disgusting job of cleaning the gents.

realies wrote: »

,Alas who comes out but a few women not a bother on them,

Now the questio n is would a man or you use a women's toilet in simlar circumstances and would there be uproar.

I never get this logic, especially since nothing is on show in a womens toilet, so whats the big deal, its not like you've walked into a changing room or something. While women walking into a men's could see genitals at the urinals in a lot of them.

Urinals need to be introduced to womens toilets, there is some country in africa where the women pee standing up and the men squat.

I was in some pub recently and there were sanitary bins in the toilet. I don't think it was supposed to be unisex, especially as you had to walk by an open urinal to get to them. I then thought it was a clever trick to stop men pissing all over the seats, in case a woman was outside waiting to go in. Planned or not, it seemed to work, saw none of the usual lakes of piss.

Plazaman · 25-06-2014 01:57PM

Was in a bar in the States one night and, as you do when the seal is broke, I made several trips to the jacks. Be it the increased alcohol intake or something, whatever move I made on the last trip to the toilets, I ended up in one of the cubicles in the ladies toilets unbeknownst to myself. Totally did not notice any difference going in.

As I stood there draining the spuds, there comes a massive ripper of a fart from a couple of cubicles down. I burst out laughing and say "Good man, better out than your eye". Immediately there was a scream and a womans voice shouts "Oh my gawd, is there a man in here?". The panic set in and sobriety hit me very fast. I nearly got big Jim and The Twins caught in my zipper I was trying to get out of there so fast (the yanks have zero tolerence for messing in bars and I knew there could be cops involved if I got caught).

I got out unnoticed and sat back in the booth with my friends as I see a paniced lady rush out looking around and calling over a member of staff. There was a bouncer called in and I was sure I was a goner as someone had to see me coming out. But no, was able to stay the night and got drunk for a second time as Mrs Bottom Burp gets her coat and huffily walks out the door.

Buzz Killington the third · 25-06-2014 02:06PM

Plazaman wrote: »

the yanks have zero tolerence for messing in bars and I knew there could be cops involved if I got caught

In a similar situation to yourself, I was in a bar in the states and there were 2 cubicles. One marked for men and one marked for women. The men's was busy so I strolled into the other one and within seconds I had a bouncer banging on the door telling me to get out. I finished up and opened the door to be confronted with "What are you? some kind of pervert?". The fcuking thing was empty, there was only one toilet in there so it's not like I could have caused trouble. Eventually he calmed down but you wouldn't get that over here.

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