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Most famous person you've taken a piss beside?

  • 24-06-2014 01:59AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26


    Who's the most famous person you've seen in the jacks? Casually takin a leak?
    In my England days working for a sports tv station took a leak beside many famous sports stars. Sir Alex would be the most notable. That's a story for the grandchildren!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Jesus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 685 ✭✭✭fran38


    Once at a Paul Brady gig in Vicar St, I had a slash, on one side Stephen Rea, on the other Aidan Quinn. Also, when playing in a snooker pro am, Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭paddydriver


    Michael Carruth just a few weeks after he won the gold medal.. Down in the Orphan Girl in Wexford, he liked my Adidas top I was wearing..:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 913 ✭✭✭MacBizzle


    Mary Hanafin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Keith Duffy in Lillies

    Me: "alright"

    Him: "Story man!?"

    Yep, tis an exciting life I lead


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Fungi the Dolphin.

    Thought he was a bit out of order to be honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    fran38 wrote: »
    .Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.

    Hope you didn't get the urge to go playing with his cue.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭Shoelaces


    Niall Quinn last week... Brazil for the world cup he says.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭peejay1986


    Had some innocent 'urinal chat' with what turned out to be Dillan McGrath. His small talk did nothing for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    fran38 wrote: »
    Once at a Paul Brady gig in Vicar St, I had a slash, on one side Stephen Rea, on the other Aidan Quinn. Also, when playing in a snooker pro am, Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.

    I'm pretty sure I'd suffer performance anxiety...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Groucho Marx. I turned around from the dryer and there he was, beaming up through that massive moustache. He is a Limerick politician apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Gay Bryne, the man likes a chat while he's having a pee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭shane9689


    Kim Jong-Un when i was in Switzerland afew years ago


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Michael Barrymore years ago in the George.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    James Hetfield, only clocked twas him after walking out of the place though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    P_1 wrote: »
    James Hetfield, only clocked twas him after walking out of the place though.

    You took a piss on the space station?!?:O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    You took a piss on the space station?!?:O

    Ah foggy you're after confusing James Hetfield the lead singer/guitarist of Metallica



    with Chris Hadfield the astronaut



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭yawhat!


    Stone cold steve austin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 171 ✭✭ch20


    Paul o connell,at wedding in dromoland castle, few years back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I go to a cubicle to piss, lord knows what A listers I've snubbed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭hallo dare




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭TheNumpty


    Lawrence Dallaglio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭calanus


    Phil Jupitus at the Roisin Dubh in Galway is all that springs to mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Bono.. Harbour bar, Bray...
    Alright man.. Yea sound... Grand.. Irish don't care move on..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    I walked up to the urinal and noticed Bono standing beside me, fumbling about with his flies. I did my business and walking away saw that he still hadn't found what he was looking for!!!! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Robert Webb from Peep Show, I had to fight the urge to make a Peep Show joke because i didn't want to come across as a weirdo, i did however take a sneaky look at his c*ck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Cormac(?) from Tallafornia... the short dude. In Grafton Lounge. Then we looked at ourselves in the mirror for ages. Then we took off our shirts...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Mani (Stone Roses) or Barry Egan.

    Slashing beside the ginger chronicler of the Irish celebrity firmament was particularly nerve racking and I had to concentrate just to maintain aim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    R. Kelly :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    R. Kelly :o

    In prison?


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