Most famous person you've taken a piss beside?

GrewUS

Who's the most famous person you've seen in the jacks? Casually takin a leak?
In my England days working for a sports tv station took a leak beside many famous sports stars. Sir Alex would be the most notable. That's a story for the grandchildren!

Lucifer MorningStar

Jesus

fran38

Once at a Paul Brady gig in Vicar St, I had a slash, on one side Stephen Rea, on the other Aidan Quinn. Also, when playing in a snooker pro am, Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.

paddydriver

Michael Carruth just a few weeks after he won the gold medal.. Down in the Orphan Girl in Wexford, he liked my Adidas top I was wearing..:pac:

MacBizzle

Mary Hanafin.

KERSPLAT!

Keith Duffy in Lillies

Me: "alright"

Him: "Story man!?"

Yep, tis an exciting life I lead

StewartGriffin

Fungi the Dolphin.

Thought he was a bit out of order to be honest.

Sir Arthur Daley

fran38 wrote: »

.Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.

Hope you didn't get the urge to go playing with his cue.

Shoelaces

Niall Quinn last week... Brazil for the world cup he says.

peejay1986

Had some innocent 'urinal chat' with what turned out to be Dillan McGrath. His small talk did nothing for me.

3rdDegree

fran38 wrote: »

Once at a Paul Brady gig in Vicar St, I had a slash, on one side Stephen Rea, on the other Aidan Quinn. Also, when playing in a snooker pro am, Ken Doherty took a piss beside me.

I'm pretty sure I'd suffer performance anxiety...

Pat Mustard

Groucho Marx. I turned around from the dryer and there he was, beaming up through that massive moustache. He is a Limerick politician apparently.

ArnoldJRimmer

Gay Bryne, the man likes a chat while he's having a pee.

shane9689

Kim Jong-Un when i was in Switzerland afew years ago

foggy_lad

Michael Barrymore years ago in the George.

P_1

James Hetfield, only clocked twas him after walking out of the place though.

foggy_lad

P_1 wrote: »

James Hetfield, only clocked twas him after walking out of the place though.

You took a piss on the space station?!?:O

P_1

foggy_lad wrote: »

You took a piss on the space station?!?:O

Ah foggy you're after confusing James Hetfield the lead singer/guitarist of Metallica

with Chris Hadfield the astronaut

yawhat!

Stone cold steve austin.

ch20

Paul o connell,at wedding in dromoland castle, few years back.

Jesus Wept

I go to a cubicle to piss, lord knows what A listers I've snubbed.

hallo dare

http://youtu.be/qJmgLqQ-uog

TheNumpty

Lawrence Dallaglio

calanus

Phil Jupitus at the Roisin Dubh in Galway is all that springs to mind.

deco nate

Bono.. Harbour bar, Bray...
Alright man.. Yea sound... Grand.. Irish don't care move on..

Gloomtastic!

I walked up to the urinal and noticed Bono standing beside me, fumbling about with his flies. I did my business and walking away saw that he still hadn't found what he was looking for!!!!

Intensive Care Bear

Robert Webb from Peep Show, I had to fight the urge to make a Peep Show joke because i didn't want to come across as a weirdo, i did however take a sneaky look at his c*ck.

Dave!

Cormac(?) from Tallafornia... the short dude. In Grafton Lounge. Then we looked at ourselves in the mirror for ages. Then we took off our shirts...

anncoates

Mani (Stone Roses) or Barry Egan.

Slashing beside the ginger chronicler of the Irish celebrity firmament was particularly nerve racking and I had to concentrate just to maintain aim.

Talib Fiasco

R. Kelly

Arthur Beesley

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

R. Kelly

In prison?

Skerries

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

R. Kelly

was he having a problem and then say I believe it's my fly
and then start calling his dick the sky?

DoesNotCompute

Dave! wrote: »

Cormac(?) from Tallafornia...

Thought this thread was about taking a piss beside famous people???

Sam Kade

shane9689 wrote: »

Kim Jong-Un when i was in Switzerland afew years ago

Who?

Littlehorny

Mikey Graham in the Harp in Swords a few years ago.

splashthecash

Pissed beside Luke Wilson in the jacks at a Tenacious D gig in Sydney. On the way out I said "Hey, you're Owen Wilson!" and he said disappointingly "Nah man, that's my brother"

Felt like a right tit...what was annoying is that I actually knew who he was, t'was just that Owen came out

drquirky

Brutus the Barber Beefcake. I drunkenly told him he got **** after he left his tag team with Hulk Hogan.


He told me to **** off

kfallon

Twink.....fair sized flute on her too.....

wawaman

Bertie Ahern !!

razorblunt

kfallon wrote: »

Twink.....fair sized flute on her too.....

You'd think she'd zip it up wouldn't you?

kfallon

Aidan O'Brien at Leopardstown one evening!

spurious

'Vera' (aka 'Vinegar Tits') from 'Prisoner Cell Block H'. Nice woman.

force eleven

Elvis.



Costello.

STADEdeLUC

Gordon Elliot

RickyOFlaherty

Ashley Grimes in a dank hovel of a toilet in old Lansdowne road in the late 80s. Dermot Morgan at the point theatre,during half time of Ireland v Albania .. I think .. Was on giant screen. Cascarino scored late winner. Remember standing there and everyone saw him and did what used to be the normal irish thing of ignoring celebrities until he shouts out a snake! A snake! There's a snake in my pants. Cheap laugh but it seems he was always on.

Kirby

Giovanni Trappatoni.

Surreal does not even come close. The witty part of me wanted to ask him "Why do you like Cox so much?" as we were standing there but I completely chickened out and said nothing. He probably wouldn't have gotten it anyway.

I did get my picture taken with him afterwards. And yes, I know how that reads. :P

Skerries

Patrick Kielty on new years eve in a pub in Westport

trout

Bill Gates ... and later that same evening, the US Billionaire Ted Waitt (Gateway 2000) broke wind beside me ... it was just a kind of common or garden beery fart, but still.

Dtp1979

splashthecash wrote: »

Pissed beside Luke Wilson in the jacks at a Tenacious D gig in Sydney. On the way out I said "Hey, you're Owen Wilson!" and he said disappointingly "Nah man, that's my brother"

Felt like a right tit...what was annoying is that I actually knew who he was, t'was just that Owen came out

Didn't realise he was gay

Collie D

The aptly named Big Jack Charlton.