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The Official Off Topic Thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    ft9 wrote: »
    Just do one slattsy. No one is interested in your condescending, repetitive ****e.

    Bad day?
    Need a hug :)
    x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    Beasty wrote: »
    Well if you really want all the gory details ....


    .... you can have them!

    Crashed in a cycle race in Newry back in March. Broke one wrist, the other elbow. Couple of breaks in the sinus area, one in the eye socket, and 2 just in front of the temple. Then there were a couple of minor breaks in spine - one in the neck and the other just a bit further down, together with 4 fractured teeth.

    Was iunconscious at the scene for around 30 minutes and they stuggled to get me breathing for a while. The Heart rate monitor data is quite scary with a few "breaks" in the "action". Foirtunately I was being cared for by a medic just back from Helmand province with the British forces - he knew how to deal with a trauma situation!

    Now I'm well on the road to recovery and grease doesn't really bother me unless I'm cycling over it....

    You were obviously struck by a vehicle of some sort?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    How did that sneak in?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    meant to be in the pub for tonighe but im enjoying my own conpany


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,413 ✭✭✭naughto




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  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,464 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    ft9 wrote: »
    You were obviously struck by a vehicle of some sort?
    No - based on injuries and others involved in the pile up it looks like I slammed on the brakes to avoid others (have pretty much lost memory from a few minutes before until a week after the accident), hit something and flew over the handlebars with the arms literally breaking my fall before the head hit the deck. Without those arms breaking I'm pretty sure I would not be here now to tell the tale. Went from 50 kph to 0 in less than 3 seconds based on GPS data - it would be the equivalent of someone much lighter (maybe 60kg or so) hitting the deck at 75 kph with that momentum ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    Jaysus I head off on the bike without a helmet. Might re-think that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Brazil ain't great. 3/1 favs for the World Cup? I'd want 5 or 6's after watching them so far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭jimjamcos


    Brazil ain't great. 3/1 favs for the World Cup? I'd want 5 or 6's after watching them so far.

    Spain Spain Spain

    Costa Costa Costa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    jimjamcos wrote: »
    Spain Spain Spain

    Costa Costa Costa

    I couldn't see Spain winning it again. The Argies for me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭ste2010


    Brazil ain't great. 3/1 favs for the World Cup? I'd want 5 or 6's after watching them so far.

    I wouldn't take 12's to be honest..marcelo and Luis are going to be destroyed when they come up against an out an out attacking team


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I hope Giles is wrong about that 3-1 to Brazil. I'm on the draw at 4/1 :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    5 coners it half, im on under 11 coe on boys bring me in for a weekend on the piss, 600 eur evs baby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    5 coners it half, im on under 11 coe on boys bring me in for a weekend on the piss, 600 eur evs baby

    What ya make of Meath on the handicap against Carlow the weekend JJ? See the gaa thread in the gambling forum, bit of info about it there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Hulk not so incredible tonight...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Fcukin Jap ref.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    sorry boys i have 6 corners, am i right\?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭jimjamcos


    The cheating bashtard of the year goes to The Invisible Fred.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    sorry boys i have 6 corners, am i right\?

    9 altogether, Brazil 7, Croatia 2.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    jimjamcos wrote: »
    The cheating bashtard of the year goes to The Invisible Fred.

    The referee comes a close second.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    If Brazil win the World Cup, I'll eat my hat.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    ft9 wrote: »
    9 altogether, Brazil 7, Croatia 2.

    i make it 10 overall hope i watched it riight, if so winner winner chicken dinner:D


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,464 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    For anyone that's wodering, yes I'e started issuing cards over the continued ignoring of my in-thread warnings about World Cup talk. Sanctions will start to escalate particularly where posters come into the forum to discuss soccer and very little that has much to do with Horse Racing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Beasty wrote: »
    For anyone that's wodering, yes I'e started issuing cards over the continued ignoring of my in-thread warnings about World Cup talk. Sanctions will start to escalate particularly where posters come into the forum to discuss soccer and very little that has much to do with Horse Racing

    Off-topic thread. Why have one at all?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    We use the other part of the forum to talk about Horse Racing, why would we use the off topic thread for it as well? Surely the point of an off topic thread is to talk about anything we want other than Horse Racing. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I wonder if I start chatting about croquet, would I also receive a warning?


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 78,464 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Johner wrote: »
    We use the other part of the forum to talk about Horse Racing, why would we use the off topic thread for it as well? Surely the point of an off topic thread is to talk about anything we want other than Horse Racing. :confused:
    I am not going to repeat all my warnings over the past couple of days - just go back and re-read them as it's all explained there. This will not become an unofficiual soccer thread for the next month and if many more want to make it so I will carry out my threat to ban all soccer talk and if necessary the thread will be closed for a minimum of the duration of the World Cup

    3 posters are now serving lengthy bans. More will follow if posters believe they can simply ignore mod warnings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 Suckfisher


    When you had your accident was there much brain trauma?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 Suckfisher


    Horse racing is cruel and in a fair and just society should be abolished imo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭ItsAnEasyGame


    Had Brazil in a double with a horse called Scooping early. God I love horses and football.


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