Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 09:33AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

People who don't know where they are going when driving who slow right down and crawl at a stupidly slow speed and nearly cause a crash.

Park up and check a map / your phone idiot!!!

And then turn on their indicator after they start making the turn - sure it's only a fuucking token gesture at that stage isn't it?

Mr_Spaceman · 10-06-2014 10:00AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People getting in my way. All the time. Everywhere. There are people everywhere. Slow walkers in front, fast walkers behind. Slow drivers doddering in front. Fast drivers driving up my hole. People queing in banks and shops and foostering with pins and cards and coins. People standing beside you at the bar so you have that awkward who-was-her-first-lets-stare-at-the-bar tender-at-the same-time. People standing in doorways and in the middle of pavements. People coughing on buses. People on the phone. People saying good morning and good evening when you are busy. Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! There are far too many people in this sh1thole city.

If you're in Dubland, you forgot to add swarms of shrieking Spanish students to the list of enemies.

maguic24 · 10-06-2014 11:02AM

I think we should have a 'trivial things that annoy you' meetup so we can all have a good bitch together. :P :pac:

What's annoying me today:

OH snoring!!! I couldn't find my MP3 last night and I am soooo tired today!! :mad: Snoring should be outlawed!! :mad:

Ihatecuddles · 10-06-2014 11:08AM

I have to go number 2 but there's 3 electricians in the house, right outside the bathroom door

Boom_Bap · 10-06-2014 11:10AM

maguic24 wrote: »

I think we should have a 'trivial things that annoy you' meetup so we can all have a good bitch together. :P :pac:

What's annoying me today:

OH snoring!!! I couldn't find my MP3 last night and I am soooo tired today!! :mad: Snoring should be outlawed!! :mad:

When Ms _Bap snores I give her a little gentle nudge and she would roll over without waking and stop snoring.
When Boom_Bap snores, I get a elbow to the head, a punch in the ribs, a kick on the shin and a torrent of verbal abuse.
That more than trivially annoys me.

Merkin · 10-06-2014 11:10AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I have to go number 2 but there's 3 electricians in the house, right outside the bathroom door

Just as well you're not inclined to follow the example of your serial pooing wedding guest and do it in on the landing.

maguic24 · 10-06-2014 11:14AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

When Ms _Bap snores I give her a little gentle nudge and she would roll over without waking and stop snoring.
When Boom_Bap snores, I get a elbow to the head, a punch in the ribs, a kick on the shin and a torrent of verbal abuse.
That more than trivially annoys me.

Guilty as charged!!

Declan is that you? :pac:

Boom_Bap · 10-06-2014 11:15AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I have to go number 2 but there's 3 electricians in the house, right outside the bathroom door

I had 2 German female friends staying in my house over the weekend. They got to witness the magnitude of my movement on a number of occassions.
Let it rumble is what I say.

The 3 lads outside the door are probably all dying to fart, so your poop noises can disguise thier noise.

Boom_Bap · 10-06-2014 11:16AM

maguic24 wrote: »

Guilty as charged!!

Declan is that you? :pac:

Hello wife. I hid your mp3 player.

maguic24 · 10-06-2014 11:19AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Hello wife. I hid your mp3 player.

Trivial Serious annoyance: When your OH hides your MP3. :mad: :pac:

Ihatecuddles · 10-06-2014 11:23AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I had 2 German female friends staying in my house over the weekend. They got to witness the magnitude of my movement on a number of occassions.
Let it rumble is what I say.

The 3 lads outside the door are probably all dying to fart, so your poop noises can disguise thier noise.

I won't even do it when my husbands home. I have issues with farting around people. He heard me fart once and that was because he made me laugh really hard and it slipped out!!

yeppydeppy · 10-06-2014 11:32AM

Not knowing if boom_bap and maguic24 are really partners who just discovered each others boards.ie id's?

maguic24 · 10-06-2014 11:33AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I won't even do it when my husbands home. I have issues with farting around people. He heard me fart once and that was because he made me laugh really hard and it slipped out!!

My bf has threatened to break up with me for farting.

I keep telling him it's the cat......:pac:

Edit: When he stops snoring, I'll stop farting. I think that's fair.

gramar · 10-06-2014 11:36AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I have to go number 2 but there's 3 electricians in the house, right outside the bathroom door

For a recently married woman there have been a lot of men outside your bathroom door recently not to mention the fella who shat all over your bridal suite!

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 11:38AM

maguic24 wrote: »

I think we should have a 'trivial things that annoy you' meetup so we can all have a good bitch together. :P :pac:

What's annoying me today:

OH snoring!!! I couldn't find my MP3 last night and I am soooo tired today!! :mad: Snoring should be outlawed!! :mad:

Lol, my name is ONW, I've been trivially annoyed for 30 years.

Hiiiiiii ONW...

Boom_Bap · 10-06-2014 11:41AM

maguic24 wrote: »

Trivial Serious annoyance: When your OH hides your MP3. :mad: :pac:

Even more seriouser annoyance: When your OH replaces all your music with Gangster Rap. :pac:

jimgoose · 10-06-2014 11:41AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Even more seriouser annoyance: When your OH replaces all your music with Gangster Rap. :pac:

If I were you, I should consider the battle well-and-truly joined! :pac:

eisenberg1 · 10-06-2014 11:42AM

People who don't know what they want.

For example, someone in a gardening centre, looking for a hose.

"I would like a hose please"
"sure, what length?"
"oh god, I don't know..."
"like, 10 metre? 20 metre?"
"Mmmm, from the tap to the flower bed"
"ok, how far is that, 20 feet? 10 metres? 15 yards?"
"I dunno, I suppose a good bit, average I suppose. What's the norm?
"well do you live in a semi? detached? a castle?"
"Well Mary next door has the same size garden and her hose is green.."
"Ah, so the 20 metre will do you.
"Ok, how much is that?
"Forty euro please"
"WHAT!!....I think I will leave it"

Off to drag the waster to the chainsaw section.................

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 11:48AM

That people are whingeing about being broke...but every dog kennel in Dublin, Wicklow and Kildare is completely full for most of the summer....

gramar · 10-06-2014 12:07PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That people are whingeing about being broke...but every dog kennel in Dublin, Wicklow and Kildare is completely full for most of the summer....

...are people so broke that they are going to dog kennels on holidays?
A change is a good as a rest I suppose. Woof Woof!

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 12:29PM

gramar wrote: »

...are people so broke that they are going to dog kennels on holidays?
A change is a good as a rest I suppose. Woof Woof!

I'm half tempted to book myself in to where I've just booked herself. I've had hotel deals cheaper :P

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 01:22PM

People who call in unannounced.

czechlin · 10-06-2014 03:34PM

gramar wrote: »

So can you account for your whereabouts yesterday at about 1.15pm? Did you know that 10 minutes later all the children were coming out of school? Did you even think about the children?

It was a cunningly devised plan to target an out of service bus. No passengers, no suspects. Beautiful.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

:pac:

maguic24 wrote: »

I think we should have a 'trivial things that annoy you' meetup so we can all have a good bitch together. :P :pac:

What's annoying me today:

OH snoring!!! I couldn't find my MP3 last night and I am soooo tired today!! :mad: Snoring should be outlawed!! :mad:

I can't handle snoring at all. My friends make jokes about it, what if I fall in love with a snorer!? :eek::( And before you smartarses get onto me, I am one of those very quiet sleepers. So quiet I used to be woken up by others to check if I was alive! That's a trivial annoyance of mine actually, don't fcuking wake me at 4am to see if I'm alive. Because I end up lying there wide awake until the alarm goes off :mad:

Mr_Spaceman wrote: »

If you're in Dubland, you forgot to add swarms of shrieking Spanish students to the list of enemies.

Don't let me start.... Grrrr :mad:

Czarcasm · 10-06-2014 04:01PM

czechlin wrote: »

I can't handle snoring at all. My friends make jokes about it, what if I fall in love with a snorer!? :eek::( And before you smartarses get onto me, I am one of those very quiet sleepers. So quiet I used to be woken up by others to check if I was alive! That's a trivial annoyance of mine actually, don't fcuking wake me at 4am to see if I'm alive. Because I end up lying there wide awake until the alarm goes off :mad:

You're after reminding me of a girl I was dating for a while who, as well as snoring like a bear (honestly, I could feel the vibrations in the mattress! She wasn't a petite girl

), she also suffered from sleep apnea, so when she wasn't snoring like a bear, she would actually stop breathing, which used terrify the life out of me so I'd to give her a fairly hefty shove to wake her up! In the end neither of us could take it any more - I couldn't deal with her not snoring, and she couldn't deal with me resorting to rolling her off the bed to wake her up

On a lighter note -

Damned "hidden gates" in railings. I'm outside the doctor's waiting for my wife to come out, when I leaned my ass back against a railing and because some clown left the gate unlatched, I fell back through it tumbling backwards down the steps to the basement level below! :mad:

I'm used to falling forwards, falling backwards was a new experience though! :pac:

Ahh crap, young lad has the vomiting bug, I thought he was just possessed last night when he covered the carpet in his room, our room, the living room, anywhere but the god damn bathroom! :pac:

eisenberg1 · 10-06-2014 04:06PM

Vibrations in the mattress, maybe she left something behind.

I wouldn't say she was big, but her arse had its own zip code.

Hope young Damien gets well soon

maguic24 · 10-06-2014 04:10PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

On a lighter note -

Damned "hidden gates" in railings. I'm outside the doctor's waiting for my wife to come out, when I leaned my ass back against a railing and because some clown left the gate unlatched, I fell back through it tumbling backwards down the steps to the basement level below! :mad:

I'm used to falling forwards, falling backwards was a new experience though! :pac:

HAHAHAHA!!! I am literally in stitches laughing at that! Sorry Czarcasm, too funny! :P

gramar · 10-06-2014 04:17PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Ahh crap, young lad has the vomiting bug, I thought he was just possessed last night when he covered the carpet in his room, our room, the living room, anywhere but the god damn bathroom! :pac:

That wasn't your son at Mauzos' wedding by any chance?

dubstarr · 10-06-2014 04:19PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who call in unannounced.

+ 1 million.
This really does my head in and its always people who overstay their welcome

SuperGrover · 10-06-2014 04:31PM

When a game doesn't flip over on my phone, only has one orientation.

I like my buttons at the top. For no good reason.

OldNotWIse · 10-06-2014 05:25PM

Weddings. Boring as hell, lots of small talk and standing around and smiling at people you meet once a decade. Not to mention the expense. Oh we're having the wedding in the country so all our guests will have to pay for staying over too. ffs. Something new to wear. Have to put the baby in kennels. Plus wedding gift. Apparently money is ok as they are going away but how much?? We'll be going as a couple. Ah b*stard this is all far too trivially annoying...

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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