Cooling off in the sun

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:24AM #1

How do you cool off on a day like today?

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-06-2014 12:25AM

Pics, link?

Steam Roller · 06-06-2014 12:25AM

I think your neighbour may be heating himself up too. Dirty basterd.

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-06-2014 12:28AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Its more than his curtains that be twitch i say.

KungPao · 06-06-2014 12:30AM

Cool off? It was only about 20 degrees!

Alf. A. Male · 06-06-2014 12:31AM

Ah yeh, you put it all on show but he's the one in the wrong. The poor man. Anyway, about these pictures ....

AllGunsBlazing · 06-06-2014 12:31AM

Steam Roller wrote: »

I think your neighbour may be heating himself up too. Dirty basterd.

Could probably get enough friction going to light the curtains.

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:31AM

KungPao wrote: »

Cool off? It was only about 20 degrees!

I should have said I'm in Dublin and it was more than that!
I nearly got BURNT!

greenflash · 06-06-2014 12:31AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden

Sideboob?

comongethappy · 06-06-2014 12:31AM

Thinly veiled "I have a great rack" thread!

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:32AM

Here! I wasn't putting it all on show!
I have fencing so it's not my fault if he's cricking his neck to gawp at me!

Peregrine · 06-06-2014 12:32AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I should have said I'm in Dublin and it was more than that!
I nearly got BURNT!

More than 20? I don't think it was even 20! :eek: I was wearing a jacket all day.

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:32AM

comongethappy wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I have a great rack" thread!

I have a brilliant rack, always stocked with Sauvignon.

hfallada · 06-06-2014 12:32AM

Op. You sound like one of those girls who wear the shortest tops or shorts as possible. And then complain women when men stare

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-06-2014 12:33AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I have a brilliant rack, always stocked with Sauvignon.

Im popping my cork thinking about your rack.

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:34AM

hfallada wrote: »

Op. You sound like one of those girls who wear the shortest tops or shorts as possible. And then complain women when men stare

Nope absolutely not, but in the privacy of my own back garden I wear a vest top or shorts if it's scorching out.
Don't really think my neighbour should be sat at his window staring at me. Swear he never saw a woman before.

Steam Roller · 06-06-2014 12:34AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Here! I wasn't putting it all on show!
I have fencing so it's not my fault if he's cricking his neck to gawp at me!

Shure go over and just knock on his door. He'd be delighted to see you.

kneemos · 06-06-2014 12:41AM

Used to be a wan on a balcony across the way who'd go topless in hot weather,quite fine boobs but meh,seen em once...

AllGunsBlazing · 06-06-2014 12:43AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Nope absolutely not, but in the privacy of my own back garden I wear a vest top or shorts if it's scorching out.
Don't really think my neighbour should be sat at his window staring at me. Swear he never saw a woman before.

It's his window and he can stare out of it if he wants to imo. And if a pair of lady baps just so happen to be in the way of his of his vacant, glazed over stare - then that's hardly his fault, now is it?

ceadaoin. · 06-06-2014 12:45AM

I've been keeping an eye on the Dublin weather because I'm heading back there soon for a couple of weeks. My app said it was 17 degrees today. Not hot!

Your garden isn't private if your neighbour can see in.

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:50AM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I've been keeping an eye on the Dublin weather because I'm heading back there soon for a couple of weeks. My app said it was 17 degrees today. Not hot!

Your garden isn't private if your neighbour can see in.

Not my fault, I didn't build the house!

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-06-2014 12:51AM

You can cool off in the sun in my back yard op.

Steam Roller · 06-06-2014 12:54AM

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

You can cool off in the sun in my back yard op.

What about your wife?

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 12:55AM

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

Her indoors would probably gimmie 50 sovs to please Arfur.

segaBOY · 06-06-2014 12:56AM

fussyonion wrote: »

How do you cool off on a day like today?

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Does your other half not join you?

The Backwards Man · 06-06-2014 12:56AM

I find getting the fcuk out of the sun to be a great way of cooling off.

Sir Arthur Daley · 06-06-2014 12:57AM

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

I dont have one.

segaBOY · 06-06-2014 12:57AM

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

Cock blocking-an Irish hobby, no matter what the weather.

--LOS-- · 06-06-2014 01:08AM

jeezuz your inbox is gona be full after that post OP!

fussyonion · 06-06-2014 01:08AM

segaBOY wrote: »

Does your other half not join you?

If he did that, who'd fetch me my cool drinks?

06-06-2014 01:09AM

What are ye on about, it wasn't that hot today! I was wearing a jacket and wooly tights

30 degrees in my Dad's town in France...might have to visit the family for a few days!

Cooling off in the sun

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