Cooling off in the sun

fussyonion

How do you cool off on a day like today?

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Sir Arthur Daley

Pics, link?

Steam Roller

I think your neighbour may be heating himself up too. Dirty basterd.

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Its more than his curtains that be twitch i say.

KungPao

Cool off? It was only about 20 degrees!

Alf. A. Male

Ah yeh, you put it all on show but he's the one in the wrong. The poor man. Anyway, about these pictures ....

AllGunsBlazing

Steam Roller wrote: »

I think your neighbour may be heating himself up too. Dirty basterd.

Could probably get enough friction going to light the curtains.

fussyonion

KungPao wrote: »

Cool off? It was only about 20 degrees!

I should have said I'm in Dublin and it was more than that!
I nearly got BURNT!

greenflash

fussyonion wrote: »

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden

Sideboob?

comongethappy

Thinly veiled "I have a great rack" thread!

fussyonion

Here! I wasn't putting it all on show!
I have fencing so it's not my fault if he's cricking his neck to gawp at me!

Peregrine

fussyonion wrote: »

I should have said I'm in Dublin and it was more than that!
I nearly got BURNT!

More than 20? I don't think it was even 20! :eek: I was wearing a jacket all day.

fussyonion

comongethappy wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I have a great rack" thread!

I have a brilliant rack, always stocked with Sauvignon.

hfallada

Op. You sound like one of those girls who wear the shortest tops or shorts as possible. And then complain women when men stare

Sir Arthur Daley

fussyonion wrote: »

I have a brilliant rack, always stocked with Sauvignon.

Im popping my cork thinking about your rack.

fussyonion

hfallada wrote: »

Op. You sound like one of those girls who wear the shortest tops or shorts as possible. And then complain women when men stare

Nope absolutely not, but in the privacy of my own back garden I wear a vest top or shorts if it's scorching out.
Don't really think my neighbour should be sat at his window staring at me. Swear he never saw a woman before.

Steam Roller

fussyonion wrote: »

Here! I wasn't putting it all on show!
I have fencing so it's not my fault if he's cricking his neck to gawp at me!

Shure go over and just knock on his door. He'd be delighted to see you.

kneemos

Used to be a wan on a balcony across the way who'd go topless in hot weather,quite fine boobs but meh,seen em once...

AllGunsBlazing

fussyonion wrote: »

Nope absolutely not, but in the privacy of my own back garden I wear a vest top or shorts if it's scorching out.
Don't really think my neighbour should be sat at his window staring at me. Swear he never saw a woman before.

It's his window and he can stare out of it if he wants to imo. And if a pair of lady baps just so happen to be in the way of his of his vacant, glazed over stare - then that's hardly his fault, now is it?

ceadaoin.

I've been keeping an eye on the Dublin weather because I'm heading back there soon for a couple of weeks. My app said it was 17 degrees today. Not hot!

Your garden isn't private if your neighbour can see in.

fussyonion

ceadaoin. wrote: »

I've been keeping an eye on the Dublin weather because I'm heading back there soon for a couple of weeks. My app said it was 17 degrees today. Not hot!

Your garden isn't private if your neighbour can see in.

Not my fault, I didn't build the house!

Sir Arthur Daley

You can cool off in the sun in my back yard op.

Steam Roller

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

You can cool off in the sun in my back yard op.

What about your wife?

fussyonion

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

Her indoors would probably gimmie 50 sovs to please Arfur.

The Backwards Man

I find getting the fcuk out of the sun to be a great way of cooling off.

segaBOY

fussyonion wrote: »

How do you cool off on a day like today?

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Does your other half not join you?

Sir Arthur Daley

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

I dont have one.

segaBOY

Steam Roller wrote: »

What about your wife?

Cock blocking-an Irish hobby, no matter what the weather.

--LOS--

jeezuz your inbox is gona be full after that post OP!

fussyonion

segaBOY wrote: »

Does your other half not join you?

If he did that, who'd fetch me my cool drinks?

Lia_lia

What are ye on about, it wasn't that hot today! I was wearing a jacket and wooly tights

30 degrees in my Dad's town in France...might have to visit the family for a few days!

dgt

Hot? I have the fire lit here it's that bloody cold!

Sir Arthur Daley

Maybe boobs can get very hot under bras, can we have a woman confirm this?

LizzieJones

fussyonion wrote: »

How do you cool off on a day like today?

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

I also suspect my neighbour is a peeping tom...I've seen his curtains twitch a lot lately.

Where I live women can legally go topless if we want to.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom_in_Canada#Ontario

dgt

LizzieJones wrote: »

Where I live women can legally go topless if we want to.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom_in_Canada#Ontario

Can they cut glass with such cold nipples?

Chucken

fussyonion wrote: »

How do you cool off on a day like today?

lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

Why would anyone in this country lie out in the sun (the one day we got it) and want to cool down?

LizzieJones

Chucken wrote: »

Why would anyone in this country lie out in the sun (the one day we got it) and want to cool down?

Maybe she is menopausal. Hot flashes are a pain in the ass.

LizzieJones

dgt wrote: »

Can they cut glass with such cold nipples?

I'll let you know when our next winter comes.

Sir Arthur Daley

LizzieJones wrote: »

Where I live women can legally go topless if we want to.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom_in_Canada#Ontario

Booking flight to canada..

Chucken

LizzieJones wrote: »

Maybe she is menopausal. Hot flashes are a pain in the ass.

Flushes. We call them flushes.

Thats no excuse to be cooling down after 360 days of moaning about the cold.

Ihatecuddles

I'm in Zadar, Croatia. It's f*cking boiling. The locals think it's freezing.

I go for a swim to cool off. Now someone tell me how to stop insect bites from itching. I have about 20+ and I'm slowly going insane. It's 4am

Chucken

mauzo! wrote: »

I'm in Zadar, Croatia. It's f*cking boiling. The locals think it's freezing.

I go for a swim to cool off. Now someone tell me how to stop insect bites from itching. I have about 20+ and I'm slowly going insane. It's 4am

Go to the chemist in the morning, they're used to dealing with itchy pale skins
If you have air con, leave it on low.

Have a cool shower, it will help stop the itches for a while.

stefan idiot jones

mauzo! wrote: »

I'm in Zadar, Croatia. It's f*cking boiling. The locals think it's freezing.

I go for a swim to cool off. Now someone tell me how to stop insect bites from itching. I have about 20+ and I'm slowly going insane. It's 4am

Apart from insect repellent there is not much that works.

However, Deep Heat works a treat on bites, it takes the sting away. Fight fire with fire.

Lou.m

It's not hot yet.

holystungun9

--LOS-- wrote: »

jeezuz your inbox is gona be full after that post OP!

Unlike my spatter bag.

up for anything

fussyonion wrote: »

I unclasp my bra the moment I get home, let the ol' doughballs cool down, throw on a vest-top and lie out in the back garden with a cool drink and a fan....a hand held one, not a person-fan.

Doughballs? I don't think I've heard a more unattractive appellation for breasts.

What is a person-fan? Is it some sort of euphemism for your vaginal area?