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Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

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  • #62
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    When someone turns their head to the side and their ears are full of wax to point where you could sprout potatoes in there


  • #63
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.


  • #64
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Lurf - like you'd be fussy, at this stage.

    Wha?


  • #65
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,124 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.

    Vajungles.


  • #66
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I'm female but even I agree..hairy fannies are gross. Big bushy unhygienic gardens.

    Unhygienic!? Im sure the less trimmed of the fairer crowd swap soap for shampoo:D Mabye conditioner after..


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  • #67
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    And piss.

    And faeces.


  • #68
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Archeron wrote: »
    A sh/te in a urinal.

    At least I didn't leave it in the sink...


  • #69
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    fussyonion wrote: »
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    Not just lads.

    I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

    She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
    She's a mankbag.

    Is she hot? She sounds hot.


  • #70
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    fussyonion wrote: »
    That reminds me.
    I was in a pub in Wicklow a few years ago and I went into the Ladies.
    Went into a cubicle and the lid was down. And on top of the lid was a shoite. It baffled me as to why a person would shoite ON the lid and not in the toilet.

    Did you check to see what was in the bowl?


  • #71
    shannonman81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭shannonman81


    That sound people make when they chew with their mouth open.....
    It's truly disgusting... Kids I can just about tolerate... But adults should have their lips sown shut.


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  • #72
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I HATE mayonnaise. Jesus it's the no.1 foodstuff I cannot abide.

    The only time I have ever tasted it was when I was a little kid and my Aunt gave me a mayonnaise sandwich. I remember it was sour and I threw up after eating it.
    I have NEVER touched the stuff since then.
    And you know what pi$$es me off?

    Everywhere you go for a sandwich/burger the stuff automatically comes with it.

    I was visiting a relative in hospital about a year ago and I was there all day.
    I got hungry and at this stage it was around 8:30pm so I went down to the hospital shop.

    They had LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS of sandwiches; chicken/cheese/BLT/tuna/egg/ham/roast beef..all sorts of wonderful concoctions involving tomatoes and chives and stuffing and crispy bacon and crunchy lettuce and oh..just wonderful things.
    And wraps and rolls and my God, what a selection.

    But every SINGLE one of them had mayonnaise on them.
    I remember looking through them all thinking: "There MUST be one with no mayo!" but no, absolutely every sandwich had the manky white gunk on it.
    I ended up buying a packet of crisps.

    And it's the same at burger joints..I have to ask for no mayo.
    They just assume everyone likes it. Well we don't, so either put it on the side of my plate or provide sachets for those who like it.

    Grinds my gears.

    I love mayonnaise, but I understand where you're coming from. Where I live, ALL the bakeries have premade rolls and sandwiches. For some f*cking bizarre reason, they seem to think that everyone likes to have a huge egg thrown in there. Every sandwich has it. When you ask them to make one for you, they get all huffy. Also, NONE of the sandwiches have mayo or any other kind of sauce. Dry as hell.

    I've come to detest German bakeries. I'd almost move back to Ireland just for the nice sandwiches...


  • #73
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    OneArt wrote: »
    I love mayonnaise, but I understand where you're coming from. Where I live, ALL the bakeries have premade rolls and sandwiches. For some f*cking bizarre reason, they seem to think that everyone likes to have a huge egg thrown in there. Every sandwich has it. When you ask them to make one for you, they get all huffy. Also, NONE of the sandwiches have mayo or any other kind of sauce. Dry as hell.

    I've come to detest German bakeries. I'd almost move back to Ireland just for the nice sandwiches...

    Ahhh, they're knock the wurst.


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