Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

Tail Docker

Ensconced at the Newlands-cross reenactment of the siege of Sarajevo, a lad in a car beside me was tunnelling for gold up his hooter - he withdrew his probing digit and held up the treasures within - a big greenie. Jasus.

From lads scratching their holes in the queue in front of you, to girls having a scratch of the bewbs when they think no-ones looking, to the swimmers with things growing between their toes, what makes you go "Eeugh! Jasus!"??

jessiemitchell

You go through a lot of stuff but you still likely get screwed over in the ... of a story with a perfectly happy ending that didn't make me go eeugh.

FearDark

Going into the jacks of a pub and seeing vomit everywhere.

Lucifer MorningStar

I find nothing wrong with women scratching their bewbs :pac:

umop.episdn

Fat young ones wearing luminous stretch pants 2 sizes too small & showing the world some damn ugly moose knuckle!

DEFTLEFTHAND

FearDark wrote: »

Going into the jacks of a pub and seeing vomit everywhere.

And piss.

Frosty McSnowballs

Walking on a slug while barefoot.

shopaholic01

Dirty homes and people, snot eaters and spitting.

KungPao

Walked into a cubicle in college recently...**** all over the bowl

Tail Docker

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

And piss.

Or that smell - the smell all jaxs seem to have, a vague cross between mouldering pee, discarded pubes and a hasty scutter - fenestering behind a thin veneer of bleach and cheap air-freshener. I feckin hate the smell of public toilets.

Hotale.com

Dublin.

shopaholic01

jessiemitchell wrote: »

You go through a lot of stuff but you still likely get screwed over in the ... of a story with a perfectly happy ending that didn't make me go eeugh.

I think you accidentally ......... your post.

Pea 9

The sound of flip flops as they peel off of feet...ughhh

bumper234

People who sneeze into their hands, look at it then slyly lick it off. Saw a guy do this this evening and honestly made me feel sick.:mad:

Clairey__

Feet *Shudders*

shopaholic01

Hotale.com wrote: »

Dublin.

People not studying for their leaving cert. :mad:

Frosty McSnowballs

Seeing kids with that two foot long, string of snot goo hanging from their nose. Just hanging down and swinging in the breeze until a big deep sniff retracts it back into the nostril.

Fcuking eeewww

Flincher

The sound of someone cracking their knuckles.

Those people are worse than Hitler.

Banjo String

Finding a black dandruff laced hair in your mouth after a mouthful of dinner in a restaurant.

Especially when your hair is brown. :eek:

ben.schlomo

Fat people.

umop.episdn

Banjo String wrote: »

Finding a black dandruff laced hair in your mouth after a mouthful of dinner in a restaurant.

Especially when your hair is brown. :eek:

Especially if it's a curly clockspring!

Tail Docker

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Seeing kids with that two foot long, string of snot goo hanging from their nose. Just hanging down and swinging in the breeze until a big deep sniff retracts it back into the nostril.

Fcuking eeewww

Feck off! A lad was on the cash register in Tesco there a week or two ago -scanning the woman ahead of mes stuff - he sneezed, and the worlds longest snot drooled out of his nose, down over his chin and onto his chest. The durty fecker wiped it off and carried on scanning stuff. The Docker stash of beer was swapped to another queue - da fuq are you gonna be handling anything I intend ingesting, you massive, churning snot-strealer.

IrishProd

Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

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hurrr hurrr

(sorry)

Tail Docker

IrishProd wrote: »

Yore maaaaaaa










hurrr hurrr

(sorry)

My Ma is exquisite, and you're lucky to even get to mention that Saintly womans name. Also, don't let her hear you or she'll kill you. She's scary..

Temptamperu

Hotale.com wrote: »

Dublin.

Ah here, leave it ou!

19543261

jewelry and keys

fitzy211

food with a distinct 'fridge' taste of it especially if said fridge needs a bit of a freshen up, actually makes me sick, last time i was in a restaurant i got a dessert that tasted of nothing else feel queasy thinking about it

fearrua

The smell from the men's jacks in the library in Trinity makes me gag. Bluurrrggggh

Chucken

Nothing really that I can think of.
I'm subscribed to this thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056632921

Archeron

A sh/te in a urinal.

Duff

Mustard. Tomatoes. Gherkins. Seeing lads having a good auld rub/scratch of their gooch in public then sniffing their hand.

fussyonion

Dirty homes for definite.

I was friends with this girl when I was a teenager and her house was manky.
Piles and piles of old newspapers and magazines stacked in the living room, all gathering dust; every surface covered in layers of dust, their carpets were thick with fluff and dirt and they had four cats too.

One time her mother wanted to make a cuppa but when she glanced at the sink which was PILED HIGH with cups and plates, she said "Ah no I won't bother".

Another time we were all having a sleepover and we were sleeping in the living room.
When I woke up the next morning there was CAT HAIR stuck to my teeth.
I promptly threw up and vowed never to visit her home ever again.

fussyonion

Duff wrote: »

Mustard. Tomatoes. Gherkins. Seeing lads having a good auld rub/scratch of their gooch in public then sniffing their hand.

Not just lads.

I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
She's a mankbag.

Hotale.com

fussyonion wrote: »

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Not just lads.

I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
She's a mankbag.

You seem to know a lot of disgusting people :rolleyes:

fussyonion

Hotale.com wrote: »

You seem to know a lot of disgusting people :rolleyes:

Yes I know. It is most worrying.

Son Of A Vidic

Archeron wrote: »

A sh/te in a urinal.

Made my one and only visit to a certain Aussie bar in London a good few years ago. Now I've seen some bad stuff in my time, but seeing shít in a wash hand basin was way beyond disgusting.

fussyonion

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Made my one and only visit to a certain Aussie bar in London a good few years ago. Now I've seen some bad stuff in my time, but seeing shít in a wash hand basin was way beyond disgusting.

That reminds me.
I was in a pub in Wicklow a few years ago and I went into the Ladies.
Went into a cubicle and the lid was down. And on top of the lid was a shoite. It baffled me as to why a person would shoite ON the lid and not in the toilet.

thelad95

People who leave shít on the side of the toilet bowl. How is that even possible?

fussyonion

thelad95 wrote: »

People who leave shít on the side of the toilet bowl. How is that even possible?

On the inside of the bowl? They've aimed their arse so that the shoite will slide down it, I imagine.

Zed Bank

fussyonion wrote: »

On the inside of the bowl? They've aimed their arse so that the shoite will slide down it, I imagine.

Bombs away.

umop.episdn

You should visit the toilet at the bus station in Corfu. It's infamous, even mentioned in guidebooks as a no go area.
I looked in....and then looked at the ceiling!

djflawless

Out of all my friends I seem to be the only one that haaaaates garlic
And anyone with garlic breath physically makes me fcuking vomit!!!

Oh and ear/nose hair all hangin out

fussyonion

djflawless wrote: »

Out of all my friends I seem to be the only one that haaaaates garlic
And anyone with garlic breath physically makes me fcuking vomit!!!

Oh and ear/nose hair all hangin out

I can't stand the smell of the stuff. I do use it in cooking but only sparingly and I'm so paranoid of garlic breath that I wouldn't eat it before going on a night out.

DwightSchrute1

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

djflawless

fussyonion wrote: »

before going on a night out.

THIS!!!
Just why???
No problems if its in something that it can't be tasted,smelt,or seen..bit weird but that's me
I have come to accept it that much because its pretty much unavoidable unless I make every meal from scratch and never eat take aways

redarmy

fussyonion wrote: »

Dirty homes for definite.

I was friends with this girl when I was a teenager and her house was manky.
Piles and piles of old newspapers and magazines stacked in the living room, all gathering dust; every surface covered in layers of dust, their carpets were thick with fluff and dirt and they had four cats too.

One time her mother wanted to make a cuppa but when she glanced at the sink which was PILED HIGH with cups and plates, she said "Ah no I won't bother".

Another time we were all having a sleepover and we were sleeping in the living room.
When I woke up the next morning there was CAT HAIR stuck to my teeth.
I promptly threw up and vowed never to visit her home ever again.

are u sure that was CAT HAIR???;)

Renegade Mechanic

Pubes in food. Short, black and curly..
Didn't happen to me but my poor mate got it:(

fussyonion

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

I HATE mayonnaise. Jesus it's the no.1 foodstuff I cannot abide.

The only time I have ever tasted it was when I was a little kid and my Aunt gave me a mayonnaise sandwich. I remember it was sour and I threw up after eating it.
I have NEVER touched the stuff since then.
And you know what pi$$es me off?

Everywhere you go for a sandwich/burger the stuff automatically comes with it.

I was visiting a relative in hospital about a year ago and I was there all day.
I got hungry and at this stage it was around 8:30pm so I went down to the hospital shop.

They had LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS of sandwiches; chicken/cheese/BLT/tuna/egg/ham/roast beef..all sorts of wonderful concoctions involving tomatoes and chives and stuffing and crispy bacon and crunchy lettuce and oh..just wonderful things.
And wraps and rolls and my God, what a selection.

But every SINGLE one of them had mayonnaise on them.
I remember looking through them all thinking: "There MUST be one with no mayo!" but no, absolutely every sandwich had the manky white gunk on it.
I ended up buying a packet of crisps.

And it's the same at burger joints..I have to ask for no mayo.
They just assume everyone likes it. Well we don't, so either put it on the side of my plate or provide sachets for those who like it.

Grinds my gears.

fussyonion

redarmy wrote: »

are u sure that was CAT HAIR???;)

One can never be sure.

fussyonion

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Pubes in food. Short, black and curly..
Didn't happen to me but my poor mate got it:(

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Renegade Mechanic

fussyonion wrote: »

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Thats rank....