Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 09:10PM

Dirty homes for definite.

I was friends with this girl when I was a teenager and her house was manky.
Piles and piles of old newspapers and magazines stacked in the living room, all gathering dust; every surface covered in layers of dust, their carpets were thick with fluff and dirt and they had four cats too.

One time her mother wanted to make a cuppa but when she glanced at the sink which was PILED HIGH with cups and plates, she said "Ah no I won't bother".

Another time we were all having a sleepover and we were sleeping in the living room.
When I woke up the next morning there was CAT HAIR stuck to my teeth.
I promptly threw up and vowed never to visit her home ever again.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 09:13PM

Duff wrote: »

Mustard. Tomatoes. Gherkins. Seeing lads having a good auld rub/scratch of their gooch in public then sniffing their hand.

Not just lads.

I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
She's a mankbag.

Hotale.com · 30-05-2014 09:15PM

fussyonion wrote: »

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Not just lads.

I know a woman who will sit there talking to you and casually slide her hand in between her thighs at her ladygarden and then discreetly bring her hand up to her nose to smell.

She also puts her hand under her armpit and when she thinks you're not looking, she has a good sniff.
She's a mankbag.

You seem to know a lot of disgusting people :rolleyes:

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 09:23PM

Hotale.com wrote: »

You seem to know a lot of disgusting people :rolleyes:

Yes I know. It is most worrying.

Son Of A Vidic · 30-05-2014 09:30PM

Archeron wrote: »

A sh/te in a urinal.

Made my one and only visit to a certain Aussie bar in London a good few years ago. Now I've seen some bad stuff in my time, but seeing shít in a wash hand basin was way beyond disgusting.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 09:34PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Made my one and only visit to a certain Aussie bar in London a good few years ago. Now I've seen some bad stuff in my time, but seeing shít in a wash hand basin was way beyond disgusting.

That reminds me.
I was in a pub in Wicklow a few years ago and I went into the Ladies.
Went into a cubicle and the lid was down. And on top of the lid was a shoite. It baffled me as to why a person would shoite ON the lid and not in the toilet.

thelad95 · 30-05-2014 09:35PM

People who leave shít on the side of the toilet bowl. How is that even possible?

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 09:36PM

thelad95 wrote: »

People who leave shít on the side of the toilet bowl. How is that even possible?

On the inside of the bowl? They've aimed their arse so that the shoite will slide down it, I imagine.

Zed Bank · 30-05-2014 09:39PM

fussyonion wrote: »

On the inside of the bowl? They've aimed their arse so that the shoite will slide down it, I imagine.

Bombs away.

umop.episdn · 30-05-2014 09:39PM

You should visit the toilet at the bus station in Corfu. It's infamous, even mentioned in guidebooks as a no go area.
I looked in....and then looked at the ceiling!

djflawless · 30-05-2014 09:49PM

Out of all my friends I seem to be the only one that haaaaates garlic
And anyone with garlic breath physically makes me fcuking vomit!!!

Oh and ear/nose hair all hangin out

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:06PM

djflawless wrote: »

Out of all my friends I seem to be the only one that haaaaates garlic
And anyone with garlic breath physically makes me fcuking vomit!!!

Oh and ear/nose hair all hangin out

I can't stand the smell of the stuff. I do use it in cooking but only sparingly and I'm so paranoid of garlic breath that I wouldn't eat it before going on a night out.

DwightSchrute1 · 30-05-2014 10:10PM

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

djflawless · 30-05-2014 10:13PM

fussyonion wrote: »

before going on a night out.

THIS!!!
Just why???
No problems if its in something that it can't be tasted,smelt,or seen..bit weird but that's me
I have come to accept it that much because its pretty much unavoidable unless I make every meal from scratch and never eat take aways

redarmy · 30-05-2014 10:15PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Dirty homes for definite.

I was friends with this girl when I was a teenager and her house was manky.
Piles and piles of old newspapers and magazines stacked in the living room, all gathering dust; every surface covered in layers of dust, their carpets were thick with fluff and dirt and they had four cats too.

One time her mother wanted to make a cuppa but when she glanced at the sink which was PILED HIGH with cups and plates, she said "Ah no I won't bother".

Another time we were all having a sleepover and we were sleeping in the living room.
When I woke up the next morning there was CAT HAIR stuck to my teeth.
I promptly threw up and vowed never to visit her home ever again.

are u sure that was CAT HAIR???;)

Renegade Mechanic · 30-05-2014 10:16PM

Pubes in food. Short, black and curly..
Didn't happen to me but my poor mate got it:(

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:18PM

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

I HATE mayonnaise. Jesus it's the no.1 foodstuff I cannot abide.

The only time I have ever tasted it was when I was a little kid and my Aunt gave me a mayonnaise sandwich. I remember it was sour and I threw up after eating it.
I have NEVER touched the stuff since then.
And you know what pi$$es me off?

Everywhere you go for a sandwich/burger the stuff automatically comes with it.

I was visiting a relative in hospital about a year ago and I was there all day.
I got hungry and at this stage it was around 8:30pm so I went down to the hospital shop.

They had LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS of sandwiches; chicken/cheese/BLT/tuna/egg/ham/roast beef..all sorts of wonderful concoctions involving tomatoes and chives and stuffing and crispy bacon and crunchy lettuce and oh..just wonderful things.
And wraps and rolls and my God, what a selection.

But every SINGLE one of them had mayonnaise on them.
I remember looking through them all thinking: "There MUST be one with no mayo!" but no, absolutely every sandwich had the manky white gunk on it.
I ended up buying a packet of crisps.

And it's the same at burger joints..I have to ask for no mayo.
They just assume everyone likes it. Well we don't, so either put it on the side of my plate or provide sachets for those who like it.

Grinds my gears.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:19PM

redarmy wrote: »

are u sure that was CAT HAIR???;)

One can never be sure.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:20PM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Pubes in food. Short, black and curly..
Didn't happen to me but my poor mate got it:(

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Renegade Mechanic · 30-05-2014 10:22PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Thats rank....

Tail Docker · 30-05-2014 10:24PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Once bit into a sausage and a black hair was in the middle. The other end was halfway down my throat.

Or the big lump of gristle thing - I chomped into a big, gnarly lump hidden in one of those "Homemade" Butchers sausages and damn, I'm an easy eater, far from fussy, but it made me gag. I was off sausages for about six months afterwards. The thought still makes me lurch.

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:26PM

Tail Docker wrote: »

Or the big lump of gristle thing - I chomped into a big, gnarly lump hidden in one of those "Homemade" Butchers sausages and damn, I'm an easy eater, far from fussy, but it made me gag. I was off sausages for about six months afterwards. The thought still makes me lurch.

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

Flippyfloppy · 30-05-2014 10:30PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

Well aren't u a fussy onion u?

fussyonion · 30-05-2014 10:34PM

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

Well aren't u a fussy onion u?

Yes.

Renegade Mechanic · 30-05-2014 11:12PM

People who dont wash their hands after going in the toilets. Or worse, the ones who go straight to the driers..

Son Of A Vidic · 30-05-2014 11:34PM

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

For me it's mayonnaise. I am almost certain it was concocted by Lucifer himself

For me it's mustard.

gctest50 · 30-05-2014 11:42PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I hear ya..same thing happened to me eating stew one time. It had big pieces of stewing beef in it and when I bit into a bit, I noticed an artery poking out.
Turned my stomach.

More likely to be a worm no ? it'd look hollow cos its insides would have been boiled out

Its like what the stringy bits in your fish and chips is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVLiDlzlac

Irish Guitarist · 31-05-2014 12:53AM

I feel like vomiting when I see a girl kissing a tracksuit clad buffoon who has just hawked up phlegm and spat on the footpath. I can just imagine a big lump of his phlegm being left inside her mouth and getting stuck between her teeth.

Tail Docker · 31-05-2014 12:57AM

gctest50 wrote: »

More likely to be a worm no ? it'd look hollow cos its insides would have been boiled out

Its like what the stringy bits in your fish and chips is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVLiDlzlac

Jasus.

TMI. I'm off fish and stuff..barf.

Aidric · 31-05-2014 01:30AM

Hairy growlers.

Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

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