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Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

  • 30-05-2014 06:54PM
    #1
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭


    Ensconced at the Newlands-cross reenactment of the siege of Sarajevo, a lad in a car beside me was tunnelling for gold up his hooter - he withdrew his probing digit and held up the treasures within - a big greenie. Jasus.

    From lads scratching their holes in the queue in front of you, to girls having a scratch of the bewbs when they think no-ones looking, to the swimmers with things growing between their toes, what makes you go "Eeugh! Jasus!"??


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  • #2
    jessiemitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1 ✭jessiemitchell


    You go through a lot of stuff but you still likely get screwed over in the ... of a story with a perfectly happy ending that didn't make me go eeugh.


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Going into the jacks of a pub and seeing vomit everywhere.


  • #4
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I find nothing wrong with women scratching their bewbs :pac:


  • #5
    umop.episdn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭umop.episdn


    Fat young ones wearing luminous stretch pants 2 sizes too small & showing the world some damn ugly moose knuckle!


  • #6
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    FearDark wrote: »
    Going into the jacks of a pub and seeing vomit everywhere.

    And piss.


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  • #7
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Walking on a slug while barefoot.


  • #8
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Dirty homes and people, snot eaters and spitting.


  • #9
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Walked into a cubicle in college recently...**** all over the bowl :(


  • #10
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    And piss.

    Or that smell - the smell all jaxs seem to have, a vague cross between mouldering pee, discarded pubes and a hasty scutter - fenestering behind a thin veneer of bleach and cheap air-freshener. I feckin hate the smell of public toilets.


  • #11
    Hotale.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,374 ✭✭✭Hotale.com


    Dublin. :(


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  • #12
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    jessiemitchell wrote: »
    You go through a lot of stuff but you still likely get screwed over in the ... of a story with a perfectly happy ending that didn't make me go eeugh.
    I think you accidentally ......... your post.


  • #13
    Pea 9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭Pea 9


    The sound of flip flops as they peel off of feet...ughhh


  • #14
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    People who sneeze into their hands, look at it then slyly lick it off. Saw a guy do this this evening and honestly made me feel sick.:mad:


  • #15
    Clairey__
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Clairey__


    Feet *Shudders*


  • #16
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Hotale.com wrote: »
    Dublin. :(
    People not studying for their leaving cert. :mad:


  • #17
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Seeing kids with that two foot long, string of snot goo hanging from their nose. Just hanging down and swinging in the breeze until a big deep sniff retracts it back into the nostril.

    Fcuking eeewww


  • #18
    Flincher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Flincher


    The sound of someone cracking their knuckles.

    Those people are worse than Hitler.


  • #19
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Finding a black dandruff laced hair in your mouth after a mouthful of dinner in a restaurant.

    Especially when your hair is brown. :eek:


  • #20
    ben.schlomo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,191 ✭✭✭✭ben.schlomo


    Fat people.


  • #21
    umop.episdn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭umop.episdn


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Finding a black dandruff laced hair in your mouth after a mouthful of dinner in a restaurant.

    Especially when your hair is brown. :eek:

    Especially if it's a curly clockspring!


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  • #22
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Seeing kids with that two foot long, string of snot goo hanging from their nose. Just hanging down and swinging in the breeze until a big deep sniff retracts it back into the nostril.

    Fcuking eeewww

    Feck off! A lad was on the cash register in Tesco there a week or two ago -scanning the woman ahead of mes stuff - he sneezed, and the worlds longest snot drooled out of his nose, down over his chin and onto his chest. The durty fecker wiped it off and carried on scanning stuff. The Docker stash of beer was swapped to another queue - da fuq are you gonna be handling anything I intend ingesting, you massive, churning snot-strealer.


  • #23
    IrishProd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭IrishProd


    Things that make you go "Eeugh!"

    Yore maaaaaaa










    hurrr hurrr

    (sorry)


  • #24
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    IrishProd wrote: »
    Yore maaaaaaa










    hurrr hurrr

    (sorry)

    My Ma is exquisite, and you're lucky to even get to mention that Saintly womans name. Also, don't let her hear you or she'll kill you. She's scary..


  • #25
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Hotale.com wrote: »
    Dublin. :(

    Ah here, leave it ou!


  • #26
    19543261
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭19543261


    jewelry and keys


  • #27
    fitzy211
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭fitzy211


    food with a distinct 'fridge' taste of it especially if said fridge needs a bit of a freshen up, actually makes me sick, last time i was in a restaurant i got a dessert that tasted of nothing else :( feel queasy thinking about it


  • #28
    fearrua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭fearrua


    The smell from the men's jacks in the library in Trinity makes me gag. Bluurrrggggh


  • #29
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Nothing really that I can think of.
    I'm subscribed to this thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056632921

    :D


  • #30
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭Archeron


    A sh/te in a urinal.


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  • #31
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭Duff


    Mustard. Tomatoes. Gherkins. Seeing lads having a good auld rub/scratch of their gooch in public then sniffing their hand.


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