The wezz end of school disco

Un Croissant · 29-05-2014 12:03AM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Stay tuned, it's on Friday night.

Feck. I though Wezz was kule kidz speak for Wednesday.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 29-05-2014 01:10AM

I have jeans older than the OP

Joe prim · 29-05-2014 01:18AM

I thought ye weren't allowed onto t'internet until ye were over eighteen?G'wan out and play on yer bike.

29-05-2014 01:31AM

Hotale.com wrote: »

When I was 14 I was back home at 6 and spent all night on pornhub.

And frankly nothing has changed.

When I was 14 I had Bravo, RTL2, VOX5 and Kay's Catalogue.

...and you really should be studying.

Richard Hillman · 29-05-2014 01:42AM

Leave the guy alone. Have fun, the soberessed guy gets the ladies. Make sure you are up to date on your Australian soaps too. The young wans love their Australian soaps.

Galwayguy35 · 29-05-2014 02:08AM

stankratz wrote: »

When I was 14 I had Bravo, RTL2, VOX5 and Kay's Catalogue.

...and you really should be studying.

When I was 14 I had The Sunday People.

SparkySpitfire · 29-05-2014 02:20AM

cloud493 wrote: »

Take it from someone who failed the leaving twice, start studying.

Or take it from someone who passed Hotale, don't study. Study is craaaap!

Let's all go to Wezz and get locked on blue WKD!

In my day there was this horror story about Wezz that some boy had razorblades on his fingers (á la Wolverine perhaps?) and fingered some poor girl bloody.

Dunno what older sibling came up with that gem but I kept my legs firmly together at the one junior disco I did go to!

Jcourtney2000 · 29-05-2014 09:18AM

do any of relise im not going to go to get drunk im not actual going to drink cuz it will probally have an affect on my rugby and im hardly going to have sex there and i would not want to

thelad95 · 29-05-2014 09:24AM

Jcourtney2000 wrote: »

do any of relise im not going to go to get drunk im not actual going to drink cuz it will probally have an affect on my rugby and im hardly going to have sex there and i would not want to

An admirable attitude I suppose.

On an unrelated note, why do your parents spend 10grand a year to have you privately educated if they don't teach you how to form a coherent sentence?

Specialun · 29-05-2014 10:08AM

Ah here don't be grammar Nazi. His just a kid

Santa Cruz · 29-05-2014 10:11AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

When I was 14 I had The Sunday People.

What age did you have the Village People?

Jcourtney2000 · 29-05-2014 10:14AM

thelad95 wrote: »

An admirable attitude I suppose.

On an unrelated note, why do your parents spend 10grand a year to have you privately educated if they don't teach you how to form a coherent sentence?

Here I'm not going to get up to anything bad. The thread is for a bit of fun it's not harming anyone. Will the old ones go away. 10 grand is way over the amount it is

jimgoose · 29-05-2014 10:16AM

Ah. A D4 rugby-club heaving with Yummie Drummies tottering around in high-heels with no knickers on. Sometimes I do wish I was eighteen again. As a wise man put it, when asked what's good about life: to defeat your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lament of their women!

Enjoy yourself youngfella, and remember - it's a school disco, it isn't serious. Treat everyone with the respect you'd like to receive yourself. :cool:

Barely There · 29-05-2014 10:17AM

Jcourtney2000 wrote: »

do any of relise im not going to go to get drunk im not actual going to drink cuz it will probally have an affect on my rugby and im hardly going to have sex there and i would not want to

Can I give you some advice?
Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Courtney, that's your name, right? Courtney? Listen to me, this is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? **** a lot of women, Courtney.

I got no reason to lie to you kid, **** a lotta women. Not just one, a lot. So are you gettin' any? Is it going anywhere?
What are you? Fourteen? You should be gettin' that young stuff! That young stuff is the best stuff in the world!

Jcourtney2000 · 29-05-2014 10:22AM

Barely There wrote: »

Can I give you some advice?
Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Courtney, that's your name, right? Courtney? Listen to me, this is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? **** a lot of women, Courtney.

I got no reason to lie to you kid, **** a lotta women. Not just one, a lot. So are you gettin' any? Is it going anywhere?
What are you? Fourteen? You should be gettin' that young stuff! That young stuff is the best stuff in the world!

Haha thanks man advice taken. At least some people are fun here. My names not Courtney last name is.

Bummer1234 · 29-05-2014 10:31AM

If it comes to a case where one of your friends asks you "Ask her will she *shift* me" and she says no...

You ask "Right so..Will ya *shift* me?" You would be surprised how much that works!!

*Change with whatever young lingo your using now OP.

Un Croissant · 29-05-2014 11:23AM

Bummer1234 wrote: »

If it comes to a case where one of your friends asks you "Ask her will she *shift* me" and she says no...

You ask "Right so..Will ya *shift* me?" You would be surprised how much that works!!

*Change with whatever young lingo your using now OP.

The foot in the door technique. I'm actually doing my psychology research project on Young Wans Shifting Techniques.

Billy86 · 29-05-2014 11:29AM

I just had a flashback if DJ Dave playing Maniac 2000 about 28 times in a single night while Whatshisface on the door was giving out yards to two kids for fighting over some girl outside... sad to think that was 13 years ago!

SEPT 23 1989 · 29-05-2014 11:33AM

Do they still have slow sets at discos?

Rocket19 · 29-05-2014 12:23PM

How have you gotten to the end of 2nd year without going to wezz yet? I started going when I was in first year (10 years ago lolol). My sister is currently in 3rd year, but she started going to 1st/2nd year wezz when she was nearing the end of 6th class. She also goes to Strive and Parkers or whatever the hell else nights out they have for kids these days. You must be behind the game, op

Wezz isn't crazy anyway. I think most of the people who say that have never actually been to it. The 1st/2nd year one is tame. You get some drunk kids, but there are also a lot of anxious parents on the ball.

29-05-2014 12:41PM

This thread is bringing back both the horror and the trill of being a teenager

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
And may your song always be sung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young

Yours sincerely

an old person
May you stay forever young.

jamo2oo9 · 29-05-2014 02:20PM

Subscribed to this thread to see the news on Friday night!

Sulla Felix · 29-05-2014 02:29PM

mariaalice wrote: »

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift

Busy down someones pants, swift when her father comes in the door?

29-05-2014 02:39PM

Many year ago when my oldest was about 14 I spent many a Friday night collecting her and her friends from the teenage disco, the smell of lynx and perfume would knock you over..anyway one night she asked could we drop the boy off on the way home I said no problem...when we got home I got the full story, apparently he had a sort of girlfriend who he met at this disco and she had decided this was the night they were going to have sex, but he had got scared and didn't want too and didn't want to walk home in case he met her and her friends on the way

Barely There · 29-05-2014 02:41PM

mariaalice wrote: »

This thread is bringing back both the horror and the trill of being a teenager

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
And may your song always be sung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young

Yours sincerely

an old person
May you stay forever young.

What a load of ****e.

zl1whqvjs75cdy · 29-05-2014 02:44PM

mariaalice wrote: »

Many year ago when my oldest was about 14 I spent many a Friday night collecting her and her friends from the teenage disco, the smell of lynx and perfume would knock you over..anyway one night she asked could we drop the boy off on the way home I said no problem...when we got home I got the full story, apparently he had a sort of girlfriend who he met at this disco and she had decided this was the night they were going to have sex, but he had got scared and didn't want too and didn't want to walk home in case he met her and her friends on the way

Wow and you believed it? He got the stink finger off your young one and then bagged a lift home too. Him=:cool:

eisenberg1 · 29-05-2014 03:31PM

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

In my day they were just about invented but you had to walk through the snow for 6 miles, backwards, uphill and carrying a 25kg bag of spuds that you'd have to give to the owner of the disco before he'd let you in, and when you got back (if you got back at all) your parents beat you for going, then the teacher beat you for getting beat by your parents, then you went hungry for a month because you took the last of your parents spuds all for a silly disco. You had to walk backwards to keep a look out for wolves, the person in front looked ahead and a few lads in between were looking sideways at all times

And if you told that to the kids of today, they wouldn't believe it:D

WE used to live in shoebox, in middle of road....

Galwayguy35 · 29-05-2014 04:24PM

Santa Cruz wrote: »

What age did you have the Village People?

Not into man on man lovin myself but sure if you find it gets ya off crack on old son.

jimgoose · 29-05-2014 04:26PM

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

Wow and you believed it? He got the stink finger off your young one and then bagged a lift home too. Him=:cool:

:pac::pac::pac: Aye, Cap'n Birds Eye!

Pepe LeFrits · 29-05-2014 04:31PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Is anyone concerned about the real issue here?

Someone younger than boards is posting on boards. That's fcuking scary.

You think that's scary?

I registered here before he was born.

The wezz end of school disco

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