Dating websites - UNEMPLOYED

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Why would it mattter if your working or not?

Better have a j.o.b if you wanna be with me.

What have you done for me lately.

No I dont want no scrub.



If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)


http://www.songlyrics.com/gwen-guthrie/ain-t-nothing-going-on-but-the-rent-lyrics/

I was on those dating sites for a bit, rode a fat bird after a skin full one night. massive bangers, alright face, but she had neglected her body for quite some time. I told her I was married sometime in the early hours after the deed was done and I was disgusted with myself thinking it was a good get out clause, she went berserk and bet lumps out of me and I had to leg it out of the gaff, pissin rain, cold, no taxis etc. morale of the story? I think the majority of birds that goes on those sites, fat or not is looking for something other than what I was, a job is probably a minimum requirement even if it is making ham and coleslaw sandwiches in centra for €6 an hour so my tuppence worth is (a) get a job in centra or somewhere like this (b) lie within your plausible limits and ride all you can for as long as you can get away with it.

but no, don't bother with trying if you are on the scratch and haven't much to offer in the cash department.