Dating websites - UNEMPLOYED

UrgentAdvice

I am currently job hunting and have also joined a dating website. Is this the wrong thing to do? Should I not join until I am working, please help me figure this out

Sir Arthur Daley

Horse it out.

raze_them_all_

you shouldn't even leave the house without a job

How Soon Is Now

Why would it mattter if your working or not?

jobeenfitz

Ask her out and make her pay for everything. Tell her she is fcuking lucky to get ya.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Why would it mattter if your working or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvhuy8trdnw

UrgentAdvice

In reply to Sir Arthur Daley, "Horse exactly what out"

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Is it a blow job you're looking for?

Arthur Beesley

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

you shouldn't even leave the house without a job

This might hinder his job hunting e.g. ability to attend face to face interviews.

Sir Arthur Daley

UrgentAdvice wrote: »

In reply to Sir Arthur Daley, "Horse exactly what out"

Everything you have got, we could be dead tomorrow.

catallus

Just say you're a pilot, OP. You can thank me later.

AnonoBoy

Just lie.

Everyone else on those sites does.

I went on a date with a girl I met on a dating site once.

When I turned up at her house it turned out that not only had she completely lied about what she looked like but she then also proceeded to lie to my face about even being on the dating site at all.




On a completely unrelated note - can anyone recommend a good sat nav? I think mine is starting to act up.

Witchie

Maybe dating could be your job. Decent gigaloos are hard to find.

Intensive Care Bear

If you're attractive you should be ok but if you're ugly then the combination of unemployment and rejection could be too much.

WhiteWalls

fill them with brown like what we are supposed to do and only come clean on everything when your married and its too late for her to back away then

UrgentAdvice

Ok, maybe I should just come off it and concentrate on finding the job. I dont want my head wrecked with liars

Arthur Beesley

WhiteWalls wrote: »

fill them with brown like what we are supposed to do and only come clean on everything when your married and its too late for her to back away then

You want him to fill them with s**t?

Sir Arthur Daley

UrgentAdvice wrote: »

Ok, maybe I should just come off it and concentrate on finding the job. I dont want my head wrecked with liars

Off your hand?

The Backwards Man

Just be yourself ffs. The job does not maketh the person, but the hangup about not having one can.

How Soon Is Now

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvhuy8trdnw

I like how people randomly answer me with Smiths songs or lyrics :pac:

Shanotheslayer

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just lie.

Everyone else on those sites does.

I went on a date with a girl I met on a dating site once.

When I turned up at her house it turned out that not only had she completely lied about what she looked like but she then also proceeded to lie to my face about even being on the dating site at all.




On a completely unrelated note - can anyone recommend a good sat nav? I think mine is starting to act up.

That date sounds hilarious

How Soon Is Now

If someone only sees you for the job you have or dont have whats the point ?

In this day and age things like that shouldn't matter as long as u actually have some kind of ambition to do something in life.

If you start pretending to be something your not or lying on a dating site whats the point really ? Your only lying to yourself people will never get to know who you actually are just some made up person.

I could be wrong here but i would like to think theres more women out there interested in finding a man who is honest and truthful about his life rather then just wanting a man with a job!.

FearDark

You should try searching for women on dating sites who work in recruitment.

FearDark

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

I could be wrong here but i would like to think theres more women out there interested in finding a man who is honest and truthful about his life rather then just wanting a man with a job!.

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Irish girls....money money money...

Witchie

FearDark wrote: »

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Irish girls....money money money...

Wow.......you know ALL the girls in Ireland! When did we meet?

How Soon Is Now

FearDark wrote: »

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Irish girls....money money money...

Honestly there are some but i think now a days most women prefer to pay there way.

I know your gonna get the scabby ones who leave it all up to men but in most cases there very much so out numbered thankfully.

Irish women get a lot of **** and stick for many of the things they do and believe me ive met enough crazy bitchs in my time BUT i have to say in most cases there actually incredibly down to earth and honest and more willing to try and share responsibility's and pay there way.

UrgentAdvice

So how do people meet their potential partners these days? Pubs, clubs, hobbies, friends of friends have not worked for me at all. Is there any thing else

How Soon Is Now

UrgentAdvice wrote: »

So how do people meet their potential partners these days? Pubs, clubs, hobbies, friends of friends have not worked for me at all. Is there any thing else

Well try online dating you have nothing to lose ya know.

Just dont go into it thinking you need to try and impress everyone because ive been on enough of those sites in the past really just be yourself and be real everyone can tell whos full of **** and whos not.

Basicly i went threw years of wondering how to meet women etc because i was never into chatting them up out and about and well one day i just met someone out of no where at a small session in a friends house.

Things just happen you sometimes have no control over it you can spend years trying to make them happen but they normally come out of the blue!.

efb

Are there no hot single girls in your area?

You're on the wrong website

efb

tinder

AnonoBoy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Just be yourself ffs.

No. Never ever be yourself. That's just something people say.

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

That date sounds hilarious

The cops, her father, her brothers, her neighbours, the local priest, my solicitor, my wife, her mother, my mother and my probation officer didn't think so.

But, f*ck all that lot. Yeah, it was fairly funny alright!

Write in your profession, what you qualified in or worked at before, and approach the subject of unemployment while exchanging messages. Or just write "Between jobs", if you're a smartarse, like I am inclined to be. My unemployed status never did hinder me in online dating, sure a sizeable chunk of young people are in the same boat.

The Diabolical Monocle

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Why would it mattter if your working or not?

Better have a j.o.b if you wanna be with me.

What have you done for me lately.

No I dont want no scrub.



If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)


http://www.songlyrics.com/gwen-guthrie/ain-t-nothing-going-on-but-the-rent-lyrics/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mFGwYJ0s8

guitarzero

Do you live with your parents? No job + living with parents will dry up most womens uretheras within a 60 foot radius.

biko

Maybe your dream partner won't care if you have a job or not?
Just sayin'

nails1

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Better have a j.o.b if you wanna be with me.

What have you done for me lately.

No I dont want no scrub.



If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)


http://www.songlyrics.com/gwen-guthrie/ain-t-nothing-going-on-but-the-rent-lyrics/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mFGwYJ0s8

???

guitarzero

guitarzero wrote: »

Do you live with your parents? No job + living with parents will dry up most womens uretheras within a 60 foot radius.

Eh.....?

shopaholic01

guitarzero wrote: »

Do you live with your parents? No job + living with parents will dry up most womens uretheras within a 60 foot radius.

I must have missed the part where he was looking for golden shower.

Temptamperu

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

This might hinder his job hunting e.g. ability to attend face to face interviews.

He should of thought about that then instead of going out on dates with my bleeden tax money! rabble rabble!!

kingchess

get yourself a girlfriend by whatever means you can use and then devote your life to caring for her,that way you have a gf and A FULL TIME JOB,problem solved,:)

bonzodog2

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Horse it out.

I think you're supposed to Horse it IN. Boss.

SEPT 23 1989

Your tattered rags and dirty bare feet might give the game away OP

previous user

good idea for a niche dating website, both parties need to be unemployed.

shopaholic01

previous user wrote: »

good idea for a niche dating website, both parties need to be unemployed.

Loads of free riding time.

ToddyDoody

Say you're self-employed

whiskeyman

previous user wrote: »

good idea for a niche dating website, both parties need to be unemployed.

www.friendswithbenefitsonbenefits.com

Muff Richardson

I was on those dating sites for a bit, rode a fat bird after a skin full one night. massive bangers, alright face, but she had neglected her body for quite some time. I told her I was married sometime in the early hours after the deed was done and I was disgusted with myself thinking it was a good get out clause, she went berserk and bet lumps out of me and I had to leg it out of the gaff, pissin rain, cold, no taxis etc. morale of the story? I think the majority of birds that goes on those sites, fat or not is looking for something other than what I was, a job is probably a minimum requirement even if it is making ham and coleslaw sandwiches in centra for €6 an hour so my tuppence worth is (a) get a job in centra or somewhere like this (b) lie within your plausible limits and ride all you can for as long as you can get away with it.

but no, don't bother with trying if you are on the scratch and haven't much to offer in the cash department.

py2006

They only thing they hate worse than an unemployed guy is a guy who doesn't have his own place or back living with parents...

shopaholic01

py2006 wrote: »

They only thing they hate worse than an unemployed guy is a guy who doesn't have his own place or back living with parents...

He has to have a car and deigner clothes too. And be tall and exceptionally goodlooking.

Legs.Eleven

shopaholic01 wrote: »

He has to have a car and deigner clothes too. And be tall and exceptionally goodlooking.

Really cocky and arrogant too. God I hate those nice guys! :mad:

Legs.Eleven

Oh and I just luuuurve a total bastard!