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Arsegate

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  • #32
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    wendell borton wrote: »
    Danke für dieses arschgeile Wochenende!

    faurfugnugen


  • #33
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    FearDark wrote: »
    You'd often hear the lads in the pub saying what a great arse she has, I don't think any of them have actually seen it...

    On a serious note, is it a medical condition why her arse is so weird looking?

    Thats just a very big classical Afro-Caribbean styled arse, you'd have to go drilling to just to find the hole.


  • #34
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    One would need to do some serious beaver tailing to get access but im up for it.

    I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.


  • #35
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Sauve wrote: »
    I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.

    Just did.. According to the first response:
    Google wrote:
    Burying the whole bar of a chainsaw into the log or tree while cutting.

    Make of that what you will..


  • #36
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Sauve wrote: »
    I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.

    Its a phrase we use in the tree surgery where the chainsaw would be at max depth of guide bar.


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  • #37
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    Just did.. According to the first response:


    Make of that what you will..

    Urban Dictionary has a few more likely meanings....none really make sense in this context though...

    Ah dya know what, I'm going to bed :pac:


  • #38
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    Its a phrase we use in the tree surgery where the chainsaw would be at max depth of guide bar.

    Ahhh yep. Gotcha :p

    Nite nite internet!!


  • #39
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Sauve wrote: »
    Urban Dictionary has a few more likely meanings....none really make sense in this context though...

    Ah dya know what, I'm going to bed :pac:

    Oh, the chainsaw meaning made perfect sense to me:D


  • #40
    Sinister Pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 106 ✭✭Sinister Pigeon


    Or as they say up around Ardee, "She has an arse like two pigs fightin' under a blanket".


  • #41
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    The Kardashian one looks like she got stung on the arse by the biggest bumble bee in the known universe.

    I seen a porno flick with her years ago and it was nowhere near that size and so, one has to assume that she has had some implants, but why?


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  • #42
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,832 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    Bild is a complete rag.

    That may be so but it is going to be so nice to hear the false anger from the likes of the Sun about how rotten Bild are for publishing the pictures of 'Our Duchess' arse when you know well that the editors are cracking up in the newsrooms that they can't while a German publication can. They had no problems publishing pics of Diana in her bikini on back in the day and now they suddenly expect us to believe they've grown a conscience ?

    The fact of the matter is over the last 10 years the Queen has very effectively and successfully used her soft power (and her weekly meetings with the Prime Minister) to utterly change the relationship between the British media and the Royal Family. Nowadays the Royals get a free rein in the British media and their image is tightly controlled. Any news outlet stepping out of line will face consequences and they know it. It wasn't like that back in the 1980s and 1990s when the media were reporting about Royal scandal after Royal scandal. Are we now to believe that the entire Royal Family (and the thousands of aristocratic hangers on) are suddenly scandal-free?


  • #43
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Certain political persuasions on here are puckering up at the sight of royal arse.


  • #44
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Kim Kardashian has the type of ass you could park your bike in. She wouldn't want to stand with her back to the fire on a cold night though or she could end up standing in a pool of molten silicone I'd say.


  • #45
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    mike65 wrote: »
    Thats just a very big classical Afro-Caribbean styled arse, you'd have to go drilling to just to find the hole.


    It may well be, but what its doing on a woman who is of Armenian and European extraction is the question.


  • #46
    Frank Lee Midere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    Women of the world!

    I , for one, welcome all big arsed and small arsed and no arsed women into my life and bed.

    Down with arsism. Talk to frank.


    #notallmen


  • #47
    beno619
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭beno619


    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »
    The Kardashian one looks like she got stung on the arse by the biggest bumble bee in the known universe.

    I seen a porno flick with her years ago and it was nowhere near that size and so, one has to assume that she has had some implants, but why?

    Or recently gave birth which means she got a bit bigger than she already was, it's an unflattering picture. She has an incredible arse when in shape.


  • #48
    gctest50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭gctest50


    Ninap wrote: »
    Daily Mail would never stoop so low as to show a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge's arse:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639702/Royal-privacy-row-German-tabloid-website-publishes-picture-Duchess-Cambridges-skirt-blew-Australia-tour.html

    But those vile Huns will:

    http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html


    Why on earth did the krazy krauts put the other 2 disasters there for ?

    to restore the happy balance of nature :



    http://s28.postimg.org/ysjbvvbu5/kmm.jpg


  • #49
    Alf. A. Male
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    I care neither for nor about the Kardashians or the UK's royal family, but I still feel for anyone in the public eye who has to put up with the sort of horrible comments made in this thread.


  • #50
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    "arschgeile" welcome to the vocabulary, don't get too comfortable, you will be used ... repeatedly.


  • #51
    nibtrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    Frank Lee Midere wrote: »
    #notallmen

    Yeah!!! Down with tall men! Shortarses only!!


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  • #52
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    Kim Kardashian has the type of ass you could park your motorbike in.

    As someone said last night in the pub when Kate's arse was on show...there used to be a time when you had to pull the knickers to one side to see the arse, now you have to pull the arse to one side to see the knickers.


  • #53
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    On a related note, William used to look quite normal. It's like the Windsor gene is a devious sleeper cell that immediately overpowers your other genes and converts you into a balding, ruddy cheeked, equine middle aged man in your early 20s.


  • #54
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    For a second there I though Duchess of Cambridge was Camilla and got worried that I would be tempted to click on the link. :o


  • #55
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    anncoates wrote: »
    On a related note, William used to look quite normal. It's like the Windsor gene is a devious sleeper cell that immediately overpowers your other genes and converts you into a balding, ruddy cheeked, equine middle aged man in your early 20s.

    He's 31!


  • #56
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    gramar wrote: »
    He's 31!

    He's hit Mr Ed territory for a fair while now.


  • #57
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    anncoates wrote: »
    He's hit Mr Ed territory for a fair while now.

    A horse is a horse of course of course!


  • #58
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Nodin wrote: »
    It may well be, but what its doing on a woman who is of Armenian and European extraction is the question.

    The Incredible Arse Transplant Woman. (wasn't that a film in the early 70s?)


  • #59
    Seedy Arling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    gramar wrote: »
    As someone said last night in the pub when Kate's arse was on show...there used to be a time when you had to pull the knickers to one side to see the arse, now you have to pull the arse to one side to see the knickers.

    Sage words indeed, from a high stool philosopher.


  • #60
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Kim looks like she needs a good pair of support knickers. She must have stopped using the personal trainer.


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  • #61
    Mike747
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 383 ✭✭Mike747


    Nice ass.


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