Arsegate

Ninap

Daily Mail would never stoop so low as to show a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge's arse:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639702/Royal-privacy-row-German-tabloid-website-publishes-picture-Duchess-Cambridges-skirt-blew-Australia-tour.html

But those vile Huns will:

http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

Sir Arthur Daley

Very nice.

duffman13

Ninap wrote: »

Daily Mail would never stoop so low as to show a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge's arse:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639702/Royal-privacy-row-German-tabloid-website-publishes-picture-Duchess-Cambridges-skirt-blew-Australia-tour.html

But those vile Huns will:

http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

I love a big dumper

Renegade Mechanic

In fairness. Shes a gorgeous woman.

The kardassians, on the other hand look like the back of a bus going round the place. Id say the middle one even has to deal with tail swing.

csallmighty

Nice bum

Mr. Incognito

Considering her wedding was overshadowed by her sisters arse I'd say she's delighted to be getting some bum love

Maphisto

Kate goes commando :pac:

shopaholic01

Maphisto wrote: »

Kate goes commando :pac:

Or wears a thong?

I'd hate to have Kim Kardashians arse, there enough there for 4 women.

Stheno

Maphisto wrote: »

Kate goes commando :pac:

I was just thinking that.

That or a miniscule gstring!

Sir Arthur Daley

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I'd hate to have Kim Kardashians arse, there enough there for 4 women.

Nice to have a roll cage.

PizzamanIRL

The state of that Kim one's arse

Wacker The Attacker

hmmmmmmmm. Kates lovely arse

FearDark

Kim Kardashian's arse is vile...

There I said it.

Nodin

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Or wears a thong?

I'd hate to have Kim Kardashians arse, there enough there for 4 women.

....there's enough there to feed a small village...

Maphisto

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Or wears a thong?

I'd hate to have Kim Kardashians arse, there enough there for 4 women.

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fearrua

Ah The Daily Mail, protectors of innocence, privacy and modesty. Truly they are crusaders for all that is good in these dark times.

shopaholic01

Nodin wrote: »

....there's enough there to feed a small village...

They'd rather starve though.

Stheno

Maphisto wrote: »

Cheap arse implants

Still disgusting to look at, it's like the arse of a fattie implanted on a skinny

Is she proud of it?

Frosty McSnowballs

FearDark wrote: »

Kim Kardashian's arse is vile...

There I said it.

It's like she sat on a deflated Swiss ball and someone pumped it up.

I'm sound I am.

Maphisto

Stheno wrote: »

I was just thinking that.

That or a miniscule gstring!

I prefer to think of her going commando

Seedy Arling

They all have lovely bottoms.

Maphisto

Stheno wrote: »

Still disgusting to look at, it's like the arse of a fattie implanted on a skinny

Is she proud of it?

I'll ask her next time she phones

wazky

Tis a handy makeshift shelf for your man Kanye when he has no where else to put his cup of tae

Sir Arthur Daley

One would need to do some serious beaver tailing to get access but im up for it.

FearDark

If I was Kanye West multi multi millionaire superstar rapper, I certainly wouldn't marry that creature... I know he's a massive dick but surely he can do better?

shopaholic01

FearDark wrote: »

If I was Kanye West multi multi millionaire superstar rapper, I certainly wouldn't marry that creature... I know he's a massive dick but surely he can do better?

He'd need to be to barge through that arse.

KungPao

Knackarsch

What a great word

Seedy Arling

Stheno wrote: »

Still disgusting to look at, it's like the arse of a fattie implanted on a skinny

Is she proud of it?

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3qxqmz

FearDark

You'd often hear the lads in the pub saying what a great arse she has, I don't think any of them have actually seen it...

On a serious note, is it a medical condition why her arse is so weird looking?

wendell borton

Danke für dieses arschgeile Wochenende!

AndonHandon

Bild is a complete rag.

Sir Arthur Daley

wendell borton wrote: »

Danke für dieses arschgeile Wochenende!

faurfugnugen

mike65

FearDark wrote: »

You'd often hear the lads in the pub saying what a great arse she has, I don't think any of them have actually seen it...

On a serious note, is it a medical condition why her arse is so weird looking?

Thats just a very big classical Afro-Caribbean styled arse, you'd have to go drilling to just to find the hole.

Sauve

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

One would need to do some serious beaver tailing to get access but im up for it.

I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.

Renegade Mechanic

Sauve wrote: »

I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.

Just did.. According to the first response:

Google wrote:

Burying the whole bar of a chainsaw into the log or tree while cutting.

Make of that what you will..

Sir Arthur Daley

Sauve wrote: »

I have to google that. I know I'll regret it.

Its a phrase we use in the tree surgery where the chainsaw would be at max depth of guide bar.

Sauve

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Just did.. According to the first response:


Make of that what you will..

Urban Dictionary has a few more likely meanings....none really make sense in this context though...

Ah dya know what, I'm going to bed :pac:

Sauve

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Its a phrase we use in the tree surgery where the chainsaw would be at max depth of guide bar.

Ahhh yep. Gotcha

Nite nite internet!!

Renegade Mechanic

Sauve wrote: »

Urban Dictionary has a few more likely meanings....none really make sense in this context though...

Ah dya know what, I'm going to bed :pac:

Oh, the chainsaw meaning made perfect sense to me:D

Sinister Pigeon

Or as they say up around Ardee, "She has an arse like two pigs fightin' under a blanket".

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

The Kardashian one looks like she got stung on the arse by the biggest bumble bee in the known universe.

I seen a porno flick with her years ago and it was nowhere near that size and so, one has to assume that she has had some implants, but why?

Muahahaha

AndonHandon wrote: »

Bild is a complete rag.

That may be so but it is going to be so nice to hear the false anger from the likes of the Sun about how rotten Bild are for publishing the pictures of 'Our Duchess' arse when you know well that the editors are cracking up in the newsrooms that they can't while a German publication can. They had no problems publishing pics of Diana in her bikini on back in the day and now they suddenly expect us to believe they've grown a conscience ?

The fact of the matter is over the last 10 years the Queen has very effectively and successfully used her soft power (and her weekly meetings with the Prime Minister) to utterly change the relationship between the British media and the Royal Family. Nowadays the Royals get a free rein in the British media and their image is tightly controlled. Any news outlet stepping out of line will face consequences and they know it. It wasn't like that back in the 1980s and 1990s when the media were reporting about Royal scandal after Royal scandal. Are we now to believe that the entire Royal Family (and the thousands of aristocratic hangers on) are suddenly scandal-free?

The Diabolical Monocle

Certain political persuasions on here are puckering up at the sight of royal arse.

foxy farmer

Kim Kardashian has the type of ass you could park your bike in. She wouldn't want to stand with her back to the fire on a cold night though or she could end up standing in a pool of molten silicone I'd say.

Nodin

mike65 wrote: »

Thats just a very big classical Afro-Caribbean styled arse, you'd have to go drilling to just to find the hole.

It may well be, but what its doing on a woman who is of Armenian and European extraction is the question.

Frank Lee Midere

Women of the world!

I , for one, welcome all big arsed and small arsed and no arsed women into my life and bed.

Down with arsism. Talk to frank.


#notallmen

beno619

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

The Kardashian one looks like she got stung on the arse by the biggest bumble bee in the known universe.

I seen a porno flick with her years ago and it was nowhere near that size and so, one has to assume that she has had some implants, but why?

Or recently gave birth which means she got a bit bigger than she already was, it's an unflattering picture. She has an incredible arse when in shape.

gctest50

Ninap wrote: »

Daily Mail would never stoop so low as to show a picture of the Duchess of Cambridge's arse:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639702/Royal-privacy-row-German-tabloid-website-publishes-picture-Duchess-Cambridges-skirt-blew-Australia-tour.html

But those vile Huns will:

http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

Why on earth did the krazy krauts put the other 2 disasters there for ?

to restore the happy balance of nature :



http://s28.postimg.org/ysjbvvbu5/kmm.jpg

Alf. A. Male

I care neither for nor about the Kardashians or the UK's royal family, but I still feel for anyone in the public eye who has to put up with the sort of horrible comments made in this thread.

razorblunt

"arschgeile" welcome to the vocabulary, don't get too comfortable, you will be used ... repeatedly.

nibtrix

Frank Lee Midere wrote: »

#notallmen

Yeah!!! Down with tall men! Shortarses only!!