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Alien Lifeform destroyed in New Mexico

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  • #2
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    Wait until Elvis hears about this.


  • #3
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Shinndependence day and aliens to boot, wonder were they green too. :D


  • #4
    NZ_2014
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭NZ_2014


    Wow some sort of giant land based jelly fish.


  • #5
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »
    Wait until Elvis hears about this.

    Didnt you hear he's living with Jim Morrison in South Africa, dont think he'd care much tbh


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    RIP alien dudes.


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  • #7
    slippy wicket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 693 ✭✭✭slippy wicket


    Piss poor cgi I guess.


  • #8
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Attack of the giant jellyfish, we'l just have to p1ss all over each other if it gets us

    Bear grills will be delighted about this


  • #9
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Fair play to the US tourist board, all the aliens seem to go there for their holidays.


  • #10
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig


  • #11
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Starscream25 wrote: »
    It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig

    I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P


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  • #12
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

    You're both wrong, it's half man, half bear-pig.


  • #13
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

    Where the **** is Kurt Russell when you need him


  • #14
    Reiver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    slippy wicket wrote: »
    Piss poor cgi I guess.

    Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.


  • #15
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    Starscream25 wrote: »
    It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig
    toastedpickles wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P
    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    You're both wrong, it's half man, half bear-pig.

    You're all wrong its half bear half man-pig


  • #16
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Botched meth batch I'd say


  • #17
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Those Mexicans didn't stand a chance.


  • #18
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Reiver wrote: »
    Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.

    Calm down Mulder....we all want to believe.


  • #19
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.


  • #20
    Reiver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Zillah wrote: »
    Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.

    It's a primarily desertified state. And jellyfish is the closest approximation we can come to with it. It's superficial similarity to it is all we have to go on. This is unlike anything ever seen before.


  • #21
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    I thought they had finally caught up with Marty Morrissey.....:)


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  • #22
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Archeron wrote: »
    Fair play to the US tourist board, all the aliens seem to go there for their holidays.

    In-fairness, there are just as many sightings from europe and asia.


  • #23
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Zillah wrote: »
    Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.

    That's the Mother-fish. I saw an attack launched by her spawn there at Bettystown, it ended badly - there were corpses all over the beach. I'm guessing the FCA had been pre-warned and cut them down as they came ashore.


  • #24
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Fear the Jelly Fish!


  • #25
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-fBruIPPxs


  • #26
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Maybe they're testing a sort of device like a parachute or something that can contain smoke and debris from bomb blasts which is highly heat resistant and made of sturdy material...........that's the best I've got..or else it's all a load of cgi.


  • #27
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I, for one, welcome out new wobbly overlords. Jellyfish are fucking awesome.


  • #28
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    What is it with Mexico and Aliens? Are they after the tacos or what?


  • #29
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    You see the aliens are space Aztecs returning to their ancestral home !!11!one!one!22


  • #30
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    D1stant wrote: »
    What is it with Mexico and Aliens? Are they after the tacos or what?


    It's not Mexico Mexico! It's New Mexico.


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  • #31
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,935 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Reiver wrote: »
    Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.

    False indignation for your troll is only funny when the story is semi plausible.


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