Alien Lifeform destroyed in New Mexico

Reiver

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ufo-video-army-jet-destroys-3598728

Just saw this article today.

Heres the accompanying video footage of the event. Fairplay to whoever smuggled it out.

I am very grateful I don't live in America!

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Wait until Elvis hears about this.

RobbingBandit

Shinndependence day and aliens to boot, wonder were they green too.

NZ_2014

Wow some sort of giant land based jelly fish.

wandatowell

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Wait until Elvis hears about this.

Didnt you hear he's living with Jim Morrison in South Africa, dont think he'd care much tbh

Frosty McSnowballs

RIP alien dudes.

slippy wicket

Piss poor cgi I guess.

toastedpickles

Attack of the giant jellyfish, we'l just have to p1ss all over each other if it gets us

Bear grills will be delighted about this

Archeron

Fair play to the US tourist board, all the aliens seem to go there for their holidays.

Starscream25

It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig

toastedpickles

Starscream25 wrote: »

It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig

I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

Bipolar Joe

toastedpickles wrote: »

I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

You're both wrong, it's half man, half bear-pig.

Starscream25

toastedpickles wrote: »

I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

Where the **** is Kurt Russell when you need him

Reiver

slippy wicket wrote: »

Piss poor cgi I guess.

Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.

toastedpickles

Starscream25 wrote: »

It's man bear pig, half man half bear and half pig

toastedpickles wrote: »

I'm pretty sure its a..... half pig half bear-man :P

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

You're both wrong, it's half man, half bear-pig.

You're all wrong its half bear half man-pig

xzanti

Botched meth batch I'd say

kowloon

Those Mexicans didn't stand a chance.

Frosty McSnowballs

Reiver wrote: »

Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.

Calm down Mulder....we all want to believe.

Zillah

Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.

Reiver

Zillah wrote: »

Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.

It's a primarily desertified state. And jellyfish is the closest approximation we can come to with it. It's superficial similarity to it is all we have to go on. This is unlike anything ever seen before.

chughes

I thought they had finally caught up with Marty Morrissey.....:)

Temptamperu

Archeron wrote: »

Fair play to the US tourist board, all the aliens seem to go there for their holidays.

In-fairness, there are just as many sightings from europe and asia.

Tail Docker

Zillah wrote: »

Is New Mexico underwater? Because that's a jellyfish.

That's the Mother-fish. I saw an attack launched by her spawn there at Bettystown, it ended badly - there were corpses all over the beach. I'm guessing the FCA had been pre-warned and cut them down as they came ashore.

BeerWolf

Fear the Jelly Fish!

Adamantium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-fBruIPPxs

Starscream25

Maybe they're testing a sort of device like a parachute or something that can contain smoke and debris from bomb blasts which is highly heat resistant and made of sturdy material...........that's the best I've got..or else it's all a load of cgi.

Bipolar Joe

I, for one, welcome out new wobbly overlords. Jellyfish are fucking awesome.

D1stant

What is it with Mexico and Aliens? Are they after the tacos or what?

Lone Stone

You see the aliens are space Aztecs returning to their ancestral home !!11!one!one!22

Chucken

D1stant wrote: »

What is it with Mexico and Aliens? Are they after the tacos or what?

It's not Mexico Mexico! It's New Mexico.

Calibos

Reiver wrote: »

Watch the video and check your facts before you go making unsupported statements.

False indignation for your troll is only funny when the story is semi plausible.

Reiver

Calibos wrote: »

False indignation for your troll is only funny when the story is semi plausible.

How do you know its not? A newspaper wouldn't have published this unless there is some grain of truth to it. Your the one with blinkers on, not me.

Why else did the Air Force keep a Blue Book for so long of allt hose sightings? And Area 51 still sealed off?

Starscream25

The video is ****e to be fair but the subject on whether alien life has visited earth is fascinating enough. Watched a documentary a few years ago with around 20 or so high ranking 'reputable folk' and telling their experiences with objects seen in the sky that could not be explained, obviously not automatically alien but worthy of discussion and the possibility all the same.

Frosty McSnowballs

Chucken wrote: »

It's not Mexico Mexico! It's New Mexico.

There's too many Mexico's!!!!!!

FunLover18

Obama has released a statement

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy

Bongalongherb

It's a new form of a translucent weather-balloon. It does look very much like swamp-gas, it could be both

roadsmart

I'll probably get infractioned for this, but........


Go away you fcukin nutjob.

Reiver

roadsmart wrote: »

I'll probably get infractioned for this, but........


Go away you fcukin nutjob.

You voted for SF didn't you?

I'm glad my eyes are open. I feel nothing but sympathy for you.

Temptamperu

Reiver wrote: »

Why else did the Air Force keep a Blue Book for so long of allt hose sightings? And Area 51 still sealed off?

because they don't want spies seeing their future designs. Its a top secret military base to stop the russians or the chineses.
If aliens did visit us it was probably because we cracked the atom. Then they said oh fúck and left a big sign that says "does not play well with others" and left.

wexie

wandatowell wrote: »

Didnt you hear he's living with Jim Morrison in South Africa, dont think he'd care much tbh

They play bridge with Jimmy Hoffa every Thursday

Chucken

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

There's too many Mexico's!!!!!!

Can never have too many Mexicos :cool:

Duckworth_Luas

I want to see its spaceship.

Is it shaped like a giant jelly mould?

roadsmart

Reiver wrote: »

You voted for SF didn't you?

Now I KNOW you're a nutjob.:)

Bubbaclaus

I could do better CGI than that

Nino Brown

Ah the good old US Government, they miraculously manage to pull off some unimaginable cover-ups, JKF, Roswell, 911, and electronically spy on the entire world, but they just can't seem to manage taking down youtube video's, unfortunate that!

Reiver

Nino Brown wrote: »

Ah the good old US Government, they miraculously manage to pull off some unimaginable cover-ups, JKF, Roswell, 911, and electronically spy on the entire world, but they just can't seem to manage taking down youtube video's, unfortunate that!

Don't be facetious. Those are laughable theories. This is meant to be a serious discussion, not dragged down in the gutter.

Frosty McSnowballs

Reiver wrote: »

Don't be facetious. Those are laughable theories. This is meant to be a serious discussion, not dragged down in the gutter.

You know too much........maybe you will "dissapear"! :eek:

Bubbaclaus

Nobody has asked the most important question.

What is Theresa Heaney's opinion on this?

FunLover18

Bubbaclaus wrote: »

Nobody has asked the most important question.

What is Theresa Heaney's opinion on this?

Is the alien's sexuality known?

Nino Brown

Bill Clinton must be pissed off. Aliens invade, and it gets covered up, he gets a blow job and the whole world knows about it.

scoobydoobie

It could get a trifle messy if he calls for backup.