Face Down, Ass Up. .

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2014 11:55PM

Sky King wrote: »

Foot is a verb now?

Don't say you never learned anything on boards on a Friday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZVG6vX7o-c

Muise... · 23-05-2014 11:56PM

Hotale.com wrote: »

I'm sorry but as a leaving cert student I can safely say 99% of 18 year olds in this country agree that Yeats can go f*ck himself.

What an utterly compelling point of view. Go to sleep now, kid - you'll have to study all weekend.

Ruu · 23-05-2014 11:57PM

'If I had a hammer' is a favourite of mine.

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:57PM

Muise... wrote: »

What an utterly compelling point of view. Go to sleep now, kid - you'll have to study all weekend.

I will.

Muise... · 24-05-2014 12:01AM

Hotale.com wrote: »

I will.

You'll be grand kid, and remember that reading and learning and figuring things out are actually fun once the pressure to prove it is off.

gg2 · 24-05-2014 12:03AM

Muise... wrote: »

What an utterly compelling point of view. Go to sleep now, kid - you'll have to study all weekend.

I loved studying Yeats - He Wishes For The Cloths of Heaven - so simple and beautiful.

Anywho I work in a pre school. Everything is a song - its how I roll. Sometimes I find myself in Tesco though putting ****e to song "oh where oh where is the ketchup gone oh where or where can it be"

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 12:05AM

gg2 wrote: »

I loved studying Yeats - He Wishes For The Cloths of Heaven - so simple and beautiful.

Anywho I work in a pre school. Everything is a song - its how I roll. Sometimes I find myself in Tesco though putting ****e to song "oh where oh where is the ketchup gone oh where or where can it be"

You know you really shouldn't be singing such saucy songs to kids.

Muise... · 24-05-2014 12:06AM

gg2 wrote: »

I loved studying Yeats - He Wishes For The Cloths of Heaven - so simple and beautiful.

Anywho I work in a pre school. Everything is a song - its how I roll. Sometimes I find myself in Tesco though putting ****e to song "oh where oh where is the ketchup gone oh where or where can it be"

I believe this is why primary school teachers are exempt from jury duty.

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 12:09AM

Ruubot2 wrote: »

'If I had a hammer' is a favourite of mine.

I hate you.:(

Fifteen versions of that song on Spotify, and I'm listening to every. single. one. :mad:

Muise... · 24-05-2014 12:18AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I hate you.:(

Fifteen versions of that song on Spotify, and I'm listening to every. single. one. :mad:

Hammer Horror Headcleaner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUiP5eyx3NM

foggy_lad · 24-05-2014 12:26AM

When I saw the thread title I immediately thought i've come across too many lads in that position:o

Muise... · 24-05-2014 12:29AM

foggy_lad wrote: »

When I saw the thread title I immediately thought i've come across too many lads in that position:o

come across, or come across?

foggy_lad · 24-05-2014 12:36AM

Muise... wrote: »

come across, or come across?

not sure but none of them were footing turf:D

Sir Arthur Daley · 24-05-2014 12:40AM

Lefty loosey righty tighty.

Ihatecuddles · 24-05-2014 12:58AM

Face down, ass up
That's the way I store my cups.

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 01:02AM

Muise... wrote: »

Hammer Horror Headcleaner:

I listened to Drivin' On 9 non stop on a loop whilst studying for my Leaving Cert.

There's a useless bit of information for you.:)

--LOS-- · 24-05-2014 01:03AM

awww the title promised so much.

I used to be roped into footing turf too OP, it is one of the most back-breaking jobs. Are you crippled now after it? You need to run yourself a nice hot bath

Strumms · 24-05-2014 01:03AM

Do you want yer auld lobby washed down sunshine ?

BlackEdelweiss · 24-05-2014 01:04AM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

did ye ever feel the balls - at the bingo
did ye ever get the feel - of a fiver
did ye ever get it up - side down
did ye ever get it - side out
did ye ever get yer hole - weeks wages

maybe more, i cant remember

Memories of our school trip to france in the early 90's. 30 boys on a bus singing that at the top of our voices. There are loads more but I cant remember them either.

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 01:04AM

--LOS-- wrote: »

awww the title promised so much.

I used to be roped into footing turf too OP, it is one of the most back-breaking jobs. Are you crippled now after it? You need to run yourself a nice hot bath

Bit of windburn on my back and my wrist is a bit sore from pulling a few towey ones, but nothing I can't handle.:)

LETHAL LADY · 24-05-2014 01:06AM

Strumms wrote: »

Do you want yer auld lobby washed down sunshine ?

I prefer "Catch me if you can"

Hotale.com · 24-05-2014 01:09AM

As long as no one sings the hokey pokey during sex I think we're okay.

--LOS-- · 24-05-2014 01:09AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Bit of windburn on my back and my wrist is a bit sore from pulling a few towey ones, but nothing I can't handle.:)

haha my country is not strong enough to decipher this, now I'm imagining all sorts. towey?

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 01:12AM

--LOS-- wrote: »

haha my country is not strong enough to decipher this, now I'm imagining all sorts. towey?

It's a fairly local word to where I'm from, it's when there's too much of the furry top of the sod mixed in with the turf in the hopper, makes them stretchy and harder to work with.

Sir Arthur Daley · 24-05-2014 01:21AM

Footing turf and only May yet op, you will be getting more rounds of turf than silage. :rolleyes:

--LOS-- · 24-05-2014 01:24AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's a fairly local word to where I'm from, it's when there's too much of the furry top of the sod mixed in with the turf in the hopper, makes them stretchy and harder to work with.

Are you a turf scientist?!

I think I get what ye mean.

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 01:24AM

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Footing turf and only May yet op, you will be getting more rounds of turf than silage. :rolleyes:

Always get the hopper ones cut early, got 2200 yards of sausage cut today.:)

No silage for me, sold the farm years ago.

bodice ripper · 24-05-2014 01:25AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

. .That's the way I like to foot turf.

That's what I was singing to myself today whilst footing my turf, I love to motivate myself in the bog.

Anyone else make up motivational songs for themselves as they go about their daily chores?

You added a syllable. It's screws up the rhythm. I'd say your turf was all over the shop.

Sir Arthur Daley · 24-05-2014 01:28AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

got 2200 yards of sausage cut today.:)

And in english?

The Backwards Man · 24-05-2014 01:28AM

--LOS-- wrote: »

Are you a turf scientist?!

I think I get what ye mean.

Na, I've just spent an awful lot of my time looking at them.:pac:

Face Down, Ass Up. .

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