Face Down, Ass Up. .

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2014 11:24PM #1

. .That's the way I like to foot turf.

That's what I was singing to myself today whilst footing my turf, I love to motivate myself in the bog.

Anyone else make up motivational songs for themselves as they go about their daily chores?

pajor · 23-05-2014 11:25PM

Have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride in a tractor?

No idea what the rest of it is. :P

Lucifer MorningStar · 23-05-2014 11:26PM

pajor wrote: »

Have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride in a tractor?

No idea what the rest of it is. :P

Real men ride bikes

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:27PM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Real men ride bikes

Real men have decking, Joe.

Frosty McSnowballs · 23-05-2014 11:27PM

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Real men ride bikes

Without saddles.

Kovu · 23-05-2014 11:28PM

pajor wrote: »

Have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride in a tractor?

No idea what the rest of it is. :P

Did you ever get it in, did you ever get it in, did you ever get it inside out!:D

Lucifer MorningStar · 23-05-2014 11:28PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Without saddles.

Or without hands

Ciderswigger · 23-05-2014 11:28PM

Did you ever get a lick,
did you ever get a lick,
did you ever get a lick of a lolly...

caustic 1 · 23-05-2014 11:29PM

Do you have one for bagging too?

deise08 · 23-05-2014 11:29PM

Did you ever get your hole
did you ever get your hole
did you ever get your hole weeks wages?

fleet_admiral · 23-05-2014 11:30PM

pajor wrote: »

Have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride..
have you ever got a ride in a tractor?

No idea what the rest of it is. :P

did ye ever feel the balls - at the bingo
did ye ever get the feel - of a fiver
did ye ever get it up - side down
did ye ever get it - side out
did ye ever get yer hole - weeks wages

maybe more, i cant remember

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:32PM

I was roaring "bowl of, bowl of bowl of, bowl of bowl of, bowl of BOWL OF CORN FLAKES!" to the tune of the Yaya/Kolo Toure chant the other day when I was making breakfast.

Looking back on it I think my Dad was in the other room rather confused.

Tail Docker · 23-05-2014 11:33PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

. .That's the way I like to foot turf.

That's what I was singing to myself today whilst footing my turf, I love to motivate myself in the bog.

Anyone else make up motivational songs for themselves as they go about their daily chores?

As a bogger, turf is shyte - buy coal, it's moreish.

ArtyM · 23-05-2014 11:33PM

Yeah, i have a wee ditty I like to hum...

Give them all their fries, give them all their fries.
Nod and smile, it makes them happy.
God I hope they all choke to f**king death on their own Vomit.
Give them all their fries.

I don't even work in a restaurant!

Mariasofia · 23-05-2014 11:33PM

Did ya ever ride a c*nt
did ya ever ride a c*nt
did ya ever ride a country pony?

thelad95 · 23-05-2014 11:35PM

For Savage Eye fans:

Did ya ever punch your mother,
Did ya ever punch your mother,
Did ya ever punch your mother in the face?

fleet_admiral · 23-05-2014 11:35PM

There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
she had so many kids
her gee fell off

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2014 11:36PM

caustic 1 wrote: »

Do you have one for bagging too?

We don't bag them around here, we just drag them.

So it's

Well I'm going down the hill road trying to get home with this load
I got seven tractors on my mind
Four that won't tread heather, two that won't pull for me
One thinks it's a fcuking combine.

Muise... · 23-05-2014 11:36PM

Up down turn around
Please don't let me hit the ground
Tonight I think I'll walk alone
I'll find myself as I go home.

wrote that on my way back from the pub years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUjUTG3hwyQ

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:37PM

Muise... wrote: »

Up down turn around
Please don't let me hit the ground
Tonight I think I'll walk alone
I'll find myself as I go home.

wrote that on my way back from the pub years ago.

Snip

You obviously weren't drunk enough if you remember it :P

Muise... · 23-05-2014 11:39PM

Hotale.com wrote: »

You obviously weren't drunk enough if you remember it :P

Nonsense - I was blue-green-grey-gee-eyed.

uch · 23-05-2014 11:41PM

I'm a Civil Servant, I don't have chores and I'm not motivated to do any

The Backwards Man · 23-05-2014 11:46PM

Tail Docker wrote: »

As a bogger, turf is shyte - buy coal, it's moreish.

No way man, turf are the cheapest, healthiest, cleanest and sexist firing you can get.

Eileen Down · 23-05-2014 11:47PM

The village magician he was there
Something something something
He put his head between legs
And vanished up his hole.

LETHAL LADY · 23-05-2014 11:47PM

uch wrote: »

I'm a Civil Servant, I don't have chores and I'm not motivated to do any

What's the air to that one?.

Sky King · 23-05-2014 11:48PM

Foot is a verb now?

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:49PM

Sky King wrote: »

Foot is a verb now?

Yes.

Red Pepper · 23-05-2014 11:50PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

No way man, turf are the cheapest, healthiest, cleanest and sexist firing you can get.

I think we both voted Ming #1.

Muise... · 23-05-2014 11:50PM

Sky King wrote: »

Foot is a verb now?

Even Yeats used it as such:

"Where the wave of moonlight glosses
The dim gray sands with light,
Far off by furthest Rosses
We foot it all the night,
Weaving olden dances
Mingling hands and mingling glances
Till the moon has taken flight"

(The Stolen Child)

ratmouse · 23-05-2014 11:51PM

A primary school teachers song for Irish class.

"Get put your focail leabhar, get out your focail leabhar,
We'll have you learning Irish in a half an hour.
'sea mean yes and níl means no,
get out your focail leabhar and we'll all have a go"

Compliments of the great lyricist Richie Kavanagh ;-)

Hotale.com · 23-05-2014 11:52PM

Muise... wrote: »

Even Yeats used it as such:

"Where the wave of moonlight glosses
The dim gray sands with light,
Far off by furthest Rosses
We foot it all the night,
Weaving olden dances
Mingling hands and mingling glances
Till the moon has taken flight"

(The Stolen Child)

I'm sorry but as a leaving cert student I can safely say 99% of 18 year olds in this country agree that Yeats can go f*ck himself.

Face Down, Ass Up. .

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