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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,142 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    I have been reading and giggling at the many references to older women ' (30+).'

    I never thought of my 30+friends as old in any way. Of course, some people do look much older than they actually are, but in general 30 year olds don't seem 'old' in my opinion.

    The only difference I an think of compared to how they seemed in their 20's, is their mannerisms. And, at the same time, I know people in their 20's who seem older.

    Are you automatically old at 30, surely not? What is it all about? :)

    if you were in Africa you'd be one of the elders of the tribe.........................just saying like :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Hitchens wrote: »
    if you were in Africa you'd be one of the elders of the tribe.........................just saying like :)

    If you were on Neptune you wouldn't even be one yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    I turned 30 a few months back. My tits instantly dropped to my knees. :( :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    endacl wrote: »
    You didn't leave it in the fridge again? Have you found your teeth yet?

    What are you doing here, asking me questions, you strange young feller? Shoo!

    *Finds stick and chases after endacl*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    What are you doing here, asking me questions, you strange young feller? Shoo!

    *Finds stick and chases after endacl*

    *hobbles ahead, just out of range*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,089 ✭✭✭✭P. Breathnach


    *Finds stick and chases after endacl*
    endacl wrote: »
    *hobbles ahead, just out of range*

    I wish you two young pups would quit acting the maggot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I wish you two young pups would quit acting the maggot.

    Wha', whassat? Speakupdammit!

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    I don't see the benefit of mentlly feeling like a teenager, that usually means the persn is a loud pain in the butt who drinks too much and makes a nuisane of themself (their idea of being young).
    I prefer them to people in their 20s/early 30s and act like they're about 50!

    I definitely don't feel like a teenager (how could I in my 30s?) but I definitely don't feel "old" either. Again, how could I when I don't know what it feels like! I do feel early aspects of ageing all right though: I'm still recovering after a big night out last Saturday. :o
    On normal nights out, a few drinks is the limit - no more getting wasted.
    I definitely feel stiffer in the joints at times too. And can't eat anything I like and not experience the clothes getting more snug!
    But Jesus there's a bit to go yet before I'll know what it's like to be actually old-aged.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    According to this chart, which deals with a person's peaks regarding attributes described as physical (strength & fitness), attractiveness, sexual, creative, mental, wisdom, the first of the attributes to hit their peaks are at the age of 31.

    The chart describes mental peaks for men at 42 and women at 39.

    An old primary teacher of mine told our class that 40 was the prime of life for a a man. Maybe it is.

    Peak wisdom is 44 for women and 49 for men, according to the chart.

    If the chart is to be believed, middle age begins at 48, which I would have thought seems on the high side. It says that old age begins at 71.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    Are you automatically old at 30
    I love to shag 30+ girls
    I am 37
    I skydive
    I do crazy things
    I go to clubs
    I drink
    I smoke weed
    I like my job

    If this is old then I love it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Pawn wrote: »
    I love to shag 30+ girls

    You must have some shot of spunk pawn to shag 30 women in one go.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pawn wrote: »
    I love to shag 30+ girls
    I am 37
    I skydive
    I do crazy things
    I go to clubs
    I drink
    I smoke weed
    I like my job

    If this is old then I love it.

    You sound like an ad for tampons :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,372 ✭✭✭LorMal


    According to this chart, which deals with a person's peaks regarding attributes described as physical (strength & fitness), attractiveness, sexual, creative, mental, wisdom, the first of the attributes to hit their peaks are at the age of 31.

    The chart describes mental peaks for men at 42 and women at 39.

    An old primary teacher of mine told our class that 40 was the prime of life for a a man. Maybe it is.

    Peak wisdom is 44 for women and 49 for men, according to the chart.

    If the chart is to be believed, middle age begins at 48, which I would have thought seems on the high side. It says that old age begins at 71.

    ah yes, just reaching my peak. Ladies, please form an orderly queue....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    You sound like an ad for tampons :pac:

    Getting into vaginas, yes! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 Just.Jessie


    Pawn wrote: »
    I love to shag 30+ girls
    I am 37
    I skydive
    I do crazy things
    I go to clubs
    I drink
    I smoke weed
    I like my job

    If this is old then I love it.


    No, It's not. You're just a normal guy :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Pawn wrote: »
    I love to shag 30+ girls
    I am 37
    I skydive
    I do crazy things
    I go to clubs
    I drink
    I smoke weed
    I like my job

    If this is old then I love it.

    Just reading that makes me want to have a nap, straight after my Horlicks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    20 years ago Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were 30.

    20 years from now they'll be 70 :eek:


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "You know you're old when you wake up on your back in the mornings, and you've a boob settled comfortably in each armpit."

    The wit and wisdom of Candies Granny, 80's.
    "People think old peoples time isn't important, but when you have so little time left it's more precious than anything else in the world."

    That one got to me.:(

    30 isn't old, even 80's isn't old if you have a love of life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants



    Are you automatically old at 30, surely not? What is it all about? :)

    I turn 40 this year and feel about 18 (unfortunately I look about 40!)
    But the oldest I have ever felt was turning 30 for some reason, it's a funny old age 30. You're too old to be young and too young to be middle aged. The only benefit is that women in their 30's are so much easier to score than those in their 20's- so it's swings and roundabouts.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Being in your forties is great. You can walk around wearing a bin-bag Tarzan-style and no-one takes a blind bit of notice. In this strangely Irish patriarchal society everyone assumes that the middle-aged, white, tall, property-owning male knows exactly what he's doing and all will be revealed in the fullness of time. Also, many young wans in University, feeling all frustrated and misunderstood by the hordes of lanky Emo youngfellas with questionable dress-sense and One Direction hair, are intrigued by your (apparent) maturity, rugged good looks, big car and fat wallet and want to leap on you like leopards and impale themselves upon your enormous life experience.

    I have never, ever acted my age by the way, and don't intend to start. :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    blastman wrote: »
    Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

    -- T-shirt I was given on my 40th birthday

    Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes, not sure who said it

    We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    I know I can't wrote a post without mentioning Spain, so sorry about this (:o) but my idea of age has altered during my time here. I'm considered a "young one" here according to everyone I talk to (I'm 34). I walk into a bar and referred to my the barman as "Joven" (young wan) all the time (and I look like someone in her 30s). I remember I had a student who was turning 39 and I made the usual, predictable, inane comment of, "Oooh getting close to the big four-oh!!:eek::eek::)" and he looked at me with not an ounce of sarcasm or irony or humour and said,

    "Well, I'm still a young guy, so no problem".

    "Oh right :o", says I, feeling like a prize fool.


    Many, if not most people here reach their late 80s and most of my students would have grandparents in their 90s, some of them even reaching 100 or a bit older (and no one would bat an eyelid if they did - except me). They live forever here, so obviously people's views on their age is relative to that. It's very interesting.

    You don't leave your parents house 'till your early 30s here and you don't start working 'till your late 20s and people tend to have kids when they're approaching 40. What we consider as "young parents" are almost non-existent
    here.


    The city is full of really old people out and about getting from a to b and socialising and living their lives to the full. They have centres where elderly people can drop into to socialise with each other. I think the regular human contact is a major factor in explaining their longevity.

    It's something I really love about living here and although I don't plan on staying here forever, this is one thing that could change my mind; it's very contagious.


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes, not sure who said it

    We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing :D

    That was originally said by the wise, the wonderful, whoopsadaisydoodles :D
    One of my favourite quotes is;

    "We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    That was originally said by the wise, the wonderful, whoopsadaisydoodles :D

    He is old, he forgot:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    You sound like an ad for tampons :pac:

    Or for Viagra.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Take a look todays newspaper photo of Sharon Stone in Cannes.......56 . And, yes I know she has had some "work" done, but still....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes, not sure who said it

    We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing :D

    Childhood. The first 40 years are the hardest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Take a look todays newspaper photo of Sharon Stone in Cannes.......56 . And, yes I know she has had some "work" done, but still....

    Hooyah. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    I an think of lots of famous women over 40 who look more beautiful than most under 30 yer old women I know. A vintage ferrari is still better than a brand new VW :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I an think of lots of famous women over 40 who look more beautiful than most under 30 yer old women I know. A vintage ferrari is still better than a brand new VW :D

    A brand new VW will have better airbags. Some old Ferraris don't have any airbags at all.

    :D


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