What is the most you have ever eaten in one sitting?

Arthur Beesley · 22-05-2014 06:49PM

There are a few bunker busters in this lot.

We really need an 'All things Poo' forum...

Munster46 · 22-05-2014 07:06PM

I once ate a kebab, 9'' pizza, 2 bags of chips and drank 1 can of coke. This deal is know as ''a fat deal''

super_furry · 22-05-2014 07:07PM

Three plates in Jimmy Chungs. Put me off Chinese food for months mind you.

RobbingBandit · 22-05-2014 07:09PM

Mizzonis Wagon Wheel, 500ml Ice cream, 2 litre of coke and 6 chicken dippers many moons ago.

desultory · 22-05-2014 07:27PM

Daveysil15 wrote: »

I recently got a variety bucket in KFC; the one made to feed a whole family. I was actually supposed to order a mighty bucket for one but got them mixed up. I just about finished it.

I love that you didn't even mean to get it yet still attempted to finish the whole thing rather than tell them you got the wrong order :pac:

Maphisto · 22-05-2014 07:30PM

desultory wrote: »

I love that you didn't even mean to get it yet still attempted to finish the whole thing rather than tell them you got the wrong order :pac:

You mean lose face and look like an eeeediot

desultory · 22-05-2014 07:34PM

Maphisto wrote: »

You mean lose face and look like an eeeediot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfoFXStQC64

I guess this is my life now.

Jonny Blaze · 22-05-2014 08:07PM

When I was about 17 or 18 I remember having a barbecue with a few of the lads out in the back garden.

I had:

1 x steak
12 x burgers (small ones with no buns)
2 x chicken thighs
6 x jumbo sausages (in hot dog rolls)
1 x portion pasta salad
1 x portion coleslaw

several cold cuts and a bunch of sliced beetroot and pickled onions.

It was a magical day..

fleet_admiral · 22-05-2014 08:12PM

Two 12" pizza's, 4 slices of garlic bread with cheese and a box of wedges out of mizzoni's a few years ago.

I am pie · 22-05-2014 08:13PM

Woohoo...so much food about in Ireland that we can waste it by seeing how much we can eat. Haha, jokes on you starving 842 million people worldwide. Watch us as we perform even and more feckless feats of gluttony.

Arthur Beesley · 22-05-2014 08:16PM

I am pie wrote: »

Woohoo...so much food about in Ireland that we can waste it by seeing how much we can eat. Haha, jokes on you starving 842 million people worldwide. Watch us as we perform even and more feckless feats of gluttony.

Someone should eat you, to shut you up.

Sofaspud · 22-05-2014 08:24PM

In Cardiff there's a big buffet that does every kind of food. Salad, sushi, italian & pizza, Roasts, indian, chinese, barbecue, breads, that thing where they stir fry stuff in front of you . . . and a full ice cream bar and aisle of desserts, cakes, jellies, chocolate fountain with dipping things.

I don't think I've ever left that place not in a considerable amount of pain.

I am pie · 22-05-2014 08:25PM

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Someone should eat you, to shut you up.

One time, at bandcamp, I ate a whole...

Miserables gluttons rolling around in your own worthless ignorance.

22-05-2014 08:33PM

I am pie wrote: »

One time, at bandcamp, I ate a whole...

Miserables gluttons rolling around in your own worthless ignorance.

Do you like pies so?

Did you eat all of them?

I'm a **** eater tbh, I eat like a horse, unfortunately all seems to be crap food as I have an awful diet...

downwesht · 22-05-2014 08:35PM

2 large plates of spaghetti bolognese with a full sliced pan,a tin of fruit and tea and half pack of biscuits!

i was 16 at the time

Wompa1 · 22-05-2014 09:09PM

Brazillian Steakhouse.....2 hours of red meat. I've also never felt more sick in my life.

Maphisto · 22-05-2014 09:21PM

downwesht wrote: »

2 large plates of spaghetti bolognese with a full sliced pan,a tin of fruit and tea and half pack of biscuits!

i was 16 at the time

Cripes and did you have worms? :P

deseil · 22-05-2014 09:26PM

A batch loaf smothered in kerrygold with 3 packs of tayto followed by a whole romantica icecream cake.

desultory · 22-05-2014 09:34PM

I am pie wrote: »

Woohoo...so much food about in Ireland that we can waste it by seeing how much we can eat. Haha, jokes on you starving 842 million people worldwide. Watch us as we perform even and more feckless feats of gluttony.

Where should I send my food to?
Oh wait that isn't possible is it?
No I know now, I'm supposed to donate money to charities to help this. Money that never reaches the people it should.

Getting outraged that people do things like this when there are people starving in the world is like getting pissed off at someone for buying a second house when there's homeless people around the corner.
Except for one difference, helping the homeless person is far more feasible and possible than helping any of the starving millions.

What is the most you have ever eaten in one sitting?

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