So a female friend of mine....

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 03:57PM #1

She's been a close friend for many years, we did get it on once or twice but thats all it was, which we both wanted.

Anyway I met up with her in town yesterday and something came up that is really bothering me and makes me see females in a completely different light . She's as down to earth and normal as the rest of us, nothing there that you would call psychotic or weird, just normal.

She proceeds to tell me how she is now 33, established in her career but has nothing apart from that.The next thing is the weird part that is making me feel fudged up.

She tells me she has talked it over with her girl friends sister etc and they think she should,and she's going to go get knocked up.She doesnt care who the father is, just an unlucky fella who brings her home one night.

On the one hand I can see she wouldn't be struggling raising a child on her own, far from it.But on the other hand she seems like a psycho bitch who I dont want to deal with anymore.I dont know if she was hinting on me knocking her up either.

So basically, from a woman's point of view should I save her and bang her up? on a strictly professional basis?, Also makes me wonder if i have unwillingly and unknowingly knocked any crazy bitch up before....scary

godtabh · 21-05-2014 03:59PM

Do the honourable thing and get her into shape

banquo · 21-05-2014 03:59PM

Noooope. She can come after you in 10 years and order 10 years of back child support.

Grayson · 21-05-2014 03:59PM

I ahve female friends who have done that. Fair enough. If you want to be a parent and don't want to wait around, it seems like a sensible option.

As for asking you to be the dad. I doubt she ment that. She could probably do a bit better

force eleven · 21-05-2014 03:59PM

Run. Don't stop to turn around. Keep running.

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 04:00PM

godtabh wrote: »

Do the honourable thing and get her into shape

She's fairly fit at the moment though, I wouldnt really know much about personal training either.

Mr.McLovin · 21-05-2014 04:00PM

get the snip and keep 'helping' her

Alf. A. Male · 21-05-2014 04:00PM

Sorry, I was only half listening, what did you tell me her number was again?

The Backwards Man · 21-05-2014 04:02PM

You don't seem to be much of a friend OP, what with calling her a 'psycho bitch' and all.

problemchimp · 21-05-2014 04:02PM

Keep your mickey in your trousers, she sounds like she needs a new accessary. Tell her to go buy a handbag or new shoes.

Sky King · 21-05-2014 04:02PM

Get a vasectomy and then offer to help her try for a baby for a few years.

jimgoose · 21-05-2014 04:03PM

problemchimp wrote: »

Keep your mickey in your trousers, she sounds like she needs a new accessary. Tell her to go buy a handbag or new shoes.

^^^
This. Run like the wind, and don't stop until you reach the sea.

gramar · 21-05-2014 04:03PM

Ask your wife if she'd mind you knocking her up. That should help you make your mind up.

Muise... · 21-05-2014 04:04PM

If she didn't ask you to knock her up, while being open and direct about her plan to get knocked up, I think you'd only be embarrassing yourself with the presumption if you offered.

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 04:04PM

Grayson wrote: »

I ahve female friends who have done that. Fair enough. If you want to be a parent and don't want to wait around, it seems like a sensible option.

As for asking you to be the dad. I doubt she ment that. She could probably do a bit better

I do understand the thinking behind it, but I find it a bit disturbing how casual it is for a woman to lie to some fella on a night out to get a baby.

To be honest, texting her at the moment and she seems to keep bringing up how good I act with my nephews and stuff like that, so I think she is waiting for me to drop a hint which isn't going to happen.

problemchimp · 21-05-2014 04:04PM

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

get the snip and keep 'helping' her

Listen to Mr.McLovin, He knows the score! Cool username!

Duggy747 · 21-05-2014 04:05PM

iBaby, the latest must-have accessory

Muise... · 21-05-2014 04:06PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

I do understand the thinking behind it, but I find it a bit disturbing how casual it is for a woman to lie to some fella on a night out to get a baby.

To be honest, texting her at the moment and she seems to keep bringing up how good I act with my nephews and stuff like that, so I think she is waiting for me to drop a hint which isn't going to happen.

Lie? As in "yeah, stranger, I'm on the pill." And it's not at all disturbing that some fella doesn't consider STDs and HIV?

Jonny Blaze · 21-05-2014 04:06PM

That's pretty ****ed up alright, though i've known lads it's happened to before.

What the hell is wrong with some people?

Also, isn't this what sperm banks are for? Or do they even have sperm banks in ireland?

jimgoose · 21-05-2014 04:07PM

Jonny Blaze wrote: »

...Also, isn't this what sperm banks are for? Or do they even have sperm banks in ireland?

**** of Ireland? Allied Irish ****??

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 04:08PM

Muise... wrote: »

Lie? As in "yeah, stranger, I'm on the pill." And it's not at all disturbing that some fella doesn't consider STDs and HIV?

Of course its disturbing, but All it takes is a prick in the top of a condom

jimgoose · 21-05-2014 04:08PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Of course its disturbing, but All it takes is a prick in the top of a condom

Helps if there's a prick in it an' all! :pac::pac::pac:

Muise... · 21-05-2014 04:09PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Helps if there's a prick in it an' all! :pac::pac::pac:

:pac:

21-05-2014 04:10PM

Muise... wrote: »

Lie? As in "yeah, stranger, I'm on the pill." And it's not at all disturbing that some fella doesn't consider STDs and HIV?

Don't you know if she has the right kind of clothes on, they can't get any STIs or anything. Or "looks clean". Whichever it was.

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 04:10PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Helps if there's a prick in it an' all! :pac::pac::pac:

Ayyyyyyy!

Nemeses · 21-05-2014 04:11PM

I'll help your friend out...

PM Sent.

B.A._Baracus · 21-05-2014 04:11PM

She wouldn't be the first woman to do it.
But it's messed up because sure, she seems financially capable now, but don't tell me she wouldn't hit the father up for maintenance down the line

I mean all the nappies, baby clothes, prams, paying for childcare all costs money.

Because lets be honest. If she did do it.... The father won't be Random Tom from navan who she knows nothing else about and cannot get in touch with. Oh no. It'll be Tom o'rourke, who she met in a bar, who lives in navan, who works at XXX, who lives at XXXX, who has two sisters, who drives a blue micra.... etc etc. The guy who she randomly met but gets to know everything about.

I know she is your mate, op. But thats such a cunt thing to even think about.

whiskeyman · 21-05-2014 04:14PM

Celly Smunt wrote: »

so I think she is waiting for me to drop a hint which isn't going to happen.

Drop a hint... drop the hand... just don't drop your pants.

21-05-2014 04:14PM

And this made you see all females in a different light. Really? Really?

Muise... · 21-05-2014 04:15PM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

She wouldn't be the first woman to do it.
But it's messed up because sure, she seems financially capable now, but don't tell me she wouldn't hit the father up for maintenance down the line I mean all the nappies, baby clothes, prams, paying for childcare all costs money.

Because lets be honest. If she did do it.... The father won't be Random Tom from navan who she knows nothing else about and cannot get in touch with. Oh no. It'll be Tom o'rourke, who she met in a bar, who lives in navan, who works at XXX, who lives at XXXX, who has two sisters, who drives a blue micra.... etc etc. The guy who she randomly met but gets to know everything about.

I know she is your mate, op. But thats such a cunt thing to even think about.

well, at least you have the anatomy bit right.

Celly Smunt · 21-05-2014 04:16PM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

She wouldn't be the first woman to do it.
But it's messed up because sure, she seems financially capable now, but don't tell me she wouldn't hit the father up for maintenance down the line I mean all the nappies, baby clothes, prams, paying for childcare all costs money.

Because lets be honest. If she did do it.... The father won't be Random Tom from navan who she knows nothing else about and cannot get in touch with. Oh no. It'll be Tom o'rourke, who she met in a bar, who lives in navan, who works at XXX, who lives at XXXX, who has two sisters, who drives a blue micra.... etc etc. The guy who see randomly meets and gets to know everything about.

I know she is your mate, op. But thats such a cunt thing to even think about.

I know thats what's really grinding my gears.Shes typically normal in everyway and she seems to be getting the go ahead from other friends too. I just dont see how this is something to be able to do casually.

So a female friend of mine....

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