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  • #62
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    orangesoda wrote: »
    wouldn't be fond of yourself either, i remember the thread about the squirting.

    i only respect about 30 people on after hours.

    </3 :(


  • #63
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Muise... wrote: »
    Nice meta-reply and meta-goodbye. :pac:

    I <3 endacl and green_screen and I won't hear a word said against them!

    Lol, I'm obnoxious, why would you like me?


  • #64
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    orangesoda wrote: »
    wouldn't be fond of yourself either, i remember the thread about the squirting.

    i only respect about 30 people on after hours.

    You're going to make lots of friends with that attitude :)


  • #65
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    orangesoda wrote: »
    ...the thread about the squirting...

    ...and just when you think it doesn't get any more, shall we say, avant-garde, it suddenly does. :pac::pac::pac:


  • #66
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    just reading green screen post makes my head want to burst, i even read them in a posh dublin brogue, i'm away here fellas, none of this nonsense for me anymore


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  • #67
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    orangesoda wrote: »
    just reading green screen post makes my head want to burst, i even read them in a posh dublin brogue, i'm away here fellas, none of this nonsense for me anymore

    I have a northside accent, far from posh. :)


  • #68
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    jimgoose wrote: »
    ...and just when you think it doesn't get any more, shall we say, avant-garde, it suddenly does. :pac::pac::pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBl3cL_Q3xc


  • #69
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    orangesoda wrote: »
    just reading green screen post makes my head want to burst, i even read them in a posh dublin brogue, i'm away here fellas, none of this nonsense for me anymore

    You've been saying that for a few hours now. Your like one of those, "I really am going this time. Honest" only to peer round the door to see the reaction heads.


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    orangesoda wrote: »
    typical nonsense, all i wanted was a decent poll and some wee chancer changed it. i think my times up on this nonsense of a forum.

    you'll find me on the television, GAA or soap opera forum from now on

    You really didn't think it through though, did you? Can't blame people given the material they had to work with.


  • #71
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    This thread had so much potential <\3


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  • #72
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have a story where a lady of the night thwarted my chances with a fertiliser sales rep from Grand Forks, North Dakota, but it seems as though this thread has taken a bit of a turn. :p


  • #73
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I have a story where a lady of the night thwarted my chances with a fertiliser sales rep from Grand Forks, North Dakota, but it seems as though this thread has taken a bit of a turn. :p

    Ah tell us anyway!! I love that phrase 'lady of the night', so dark and mysterious.


  • #74
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I have a story where a lady of the night thwarted my chances with a fertiliser sales rep from Grand Forks, North Dakota, but it seems as though this thread has taken a bit of a turn. :p

    Ah go on :)


  • #75
    Gazzmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭Gazzmonkey


    I lol'd after I voted when I seen the results..... must be a lot of deadly woman out there.


  • #76
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Legs.Eleven wrote: »
    You've been saying that for a few hours now. Your like one of those, "I really am going this time. Honest" only to peer round the door to see the reaction heads.

    and you were one i didn't mind, you're down with the others now.

    Candie - you're an auld slabber

    backwards man, i think you are very humorous but you talk an awful lot of drivel from time to time

    in seriousness now i am going, unsubscribing from thread


  • #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    orangesoda wrote: »
    and you were one i didn't mind, you're down with the others now.


    backwards man, i think you are very humorous but you talk an awful lot of drivel from time to time

    in seriousness now i am going, unsubscribing from thread

    Ah you're back!

    Don't go, you're great gas. :)


    P.S. what's a slabber?


  • #78
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    orangesoda wrote: »
    and you were one i didn't mind, you're down with the others now.

    Candie - you're an auld slabber

    backwards man, i think you are very humorous but you talk an awful lot of drivel from time to time

    in seriousness now i am going, unsubscribing from thread

    I'll miss you :(


  • #79
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Candie wrote: »
    Ah you're back!

    Don't go, you're great gas. :)


    P.S. what's a slabber?

    I presume he means slapper.


  • #80
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    green_screen wrote: »
    I'll miss you :(

    All your posts will now be read in a Northside accent :)

    I read orangesoda's posts with Kermit the Frogs voice.


  • #81
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Ah tell us anyway!! I love that phrase 'lady of the night', so dark and mysterious.

    I just popped in to the bar for a last drink before bed. There was a baseball bloopers thing on the TV and the lady seated next time was laughing very loudly at it. So I asked her what was so funny and we got talking, she was in town for a conference, divorced, on the road all the time and lonely and so forth. The drink was flowing and we were getting along swimmingly.

    A while later I felt a tug a shirt tail, the modus operandi of the Vegas night workee. I turns around and there is a lookalike of one of The Bangles looking back at me. 'Would you like some company?' she asks slyly. Thinking on my feet I says, 'No thank you, I'm enjoying a drink with my wife'

    And with that, the sales rep shouts 'I'm not your fcuking wife!' and storms off.

    :(


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  • #82
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    green_screen wrote: »
    I presume he means slapper.

    Oh Matron!!!! :eek::eek:


  • #83
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    slabber=a mouth

    goodbye fellas and arrogant lassies


  • #84
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Candie wrote: »
    All your posts will now be read in a Northside accent :)

    I read orangesoda's posts with Kermit the Frogs voice.

    It's not too thick, please don't use the typical scanger accent in your mind :(


  • #85
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I just popped in to the bar for a last drink before bed. There was a baseball bloopers thing on the TV and the lady seated next time was laughing very loudly at it. So I asked her what was so funny and we got talking, she was in town for a conference, divorced, on the road all the time and lonely and so forth. The drink was flowing and we were getting along swimmingly.

    A while later I felt a tug a shirt tail, the modus operandi of the Vegas night workee. I turns around and there is a lookalike of one of The Bangles looking back at me. 'Would you like some company?' she asks slyly. Thinking on my feet I says, 'No thank you, I'm enjoying a drink with my wife'

    And with that, the sales rep shouts 'I'm not your fcuking wife!' and storms off.

    :(

    Ah. But what did your wife think when you told her the story?


  • #86
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    orangesoda wrote: »
    slabber=a mouth

    goodbye fellas and arrogant lassies

    I thought you unsubscribed?


  • #87
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    orangesoda wrote: »
    slabber=a mouth

    goodbye fellas and arrogant lassies

    Wait! Wait!! Do me first!! <jumps up-and-down and stamps feet> :D


  • #88
    Axel Lamp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp


    right, so where's this squirting thread


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