if you could stop babe Hitler

Timmehhh · 20-05-2014 10:09AM #1

Hello,

Due to the other thread regarding how many ways to kill Hitler.

This is a new question for you:
Would you kill a baby Hitler?, so your in a room with a babe that would be Hitler when he would grow up, and you could either get a pillow and kill him or walk out the door..

what would you do?
after voting please reply below !!

Lucifer MorningStar · 20-05-2014 10:10AM

Satriale · 20-05-2014 10:10AM

oh jesus

Potatoeman · 20-05-2014 10:11AM

Post pics of babe Hitler.

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-05-2014 10:11AM

Babe Hitler sounds like a dodgy controversial german porno

Dravokivich · 20-05-2014 10:11AM

but... then we'd never have the Volkswagen Beetle. :eek:

c_man · 20-05-2014 10:12AM

No, I wouldn't kill a baby.

Plus I played C&C: Red Alert, it'll be just as bad without him.

Liamario · 20-05-2014 10:12AM

Baby Adolf did nothing wrong. You need to take a look at the factors that led when to where he ended up. He's the product of his environment.

Hande hoche! · 20-05-2014 10:13AM

No if I do then Stalin takes over Europe. Alternatively it may cause a more competent communist/fascist dictator to be in control of Germany.

BillyBoy13 · 20-05-2014 10:20AM

Hitler never would have made it without the political and financial backing from certain members of German high society that liked his thinking. Had Hitler died as a child/never been born these same people would have simply found someone else.

bogwalrus · 20-05-2014 10:20AM

Stephen fry wrote a book on preventing his birth by going back in time and putting a spermicide in the water supply. The conclusion in his book is that even if you had killed Hitler someone more evil could have taken his place so maybe Hitler was the best of a bad lot as he did not force Jewish scientists to stay in Germany and Austria early on in his campaigns. These scientists ended up in America and helped build the A bomb. What if Hitler had the A bomb first?

Turtyturd · 20-05-2014 10:26AM

Would she have the moustache?

Nailz · 20-05-2014 10:27AM

c_man wrote: »

Plus I played C&C: Red Alert, it'll be just as bad without him.

Precisely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfU1lYAIlWs

dodderangler · 20-05-2014 10:28AM

But then this thread may never exist and I just dot know how I could go on in life

AdolfHipster · 20-05-2014 10:31AM

What the hell brah?

No Pants · 20-05-2014 10:33AM

Hitler and many of his actions were the end result of the Napoleonic wars.

So the real question is; would you kill babe Napoleon?

megaten · 20-05-2014 10:36AM

If you can travel back in time that far back you might as well be ambitious and try and stop WWI.

kneemos · 20-05-2014 10:37AM

Potatoeman wrote: »

Post pics of babe Hitler.

This him.

danniemcq · 20-05-2014 10:38AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

Stephen fry wrote a book on preventing his birth by going back in time and putting a spermicide in the water supply. The conclusion in his book is that even if you had killed Hitler someone more evil could have taken his place so maybe Hitler was the best of a bad lot as he did not force Jewish scientists to stay in Germany and Austria early on in his campaigns. These scientists ended up in America and helped build the A bomb. What if Hitler had the A bomb first?

Awesome book, Making History was the name can be found here

You also have to remember some of the decisions Hitler made due to incompetance or possible medical reasons could have been the only reason that the axis were beat.

If he didn't attack Russia
If he had carried out a full invasion of England
If he had given up on crazy weapons

Granted there was reasons for doing all these and to be fair he did nearly win in Russia and the weapons although crazy could have been more effective and if the war was longer could have given him a huge advantage neither of things happened and it helped the allies win in Europe

danniemcq · 20-05-2014 10:43AM

megaten wrote: »

If you can travel back in time that far back you might as well be ambitious and try and stop WWI.

Hah ww1 was gonna happen sooner rather than later. It was like having a gunpowder factory on top of a TNT manufacturing plant across the road from a fireworks factory and next to a center for Arsonists Anon.

If you stopped the assisination of franz then something else would have triggered it. The main powers were itching for war and the alliences made it inevitable. That was a war decades in the making that i'm sure they thought would be over in a few months and leave everyone with nice clean borders and let them flex their military muscle.

Timmehhh · 20-05-2014 10:52AM

good, nice to see that 99% of people here have a good mind and soul

thank god.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 20-05-2014 10:52AM

I never considered Hitler a babe. Even Eva Braun was no babe.

As for killing Hitler when a baby, no point. The circumstances that led to his rise would still have delivered a despot/dictator - and probably every bit as bad as, if not worse than, Adolf.

rubadub · 20-05-2014 10:58AM

Liamario wrote: »

You need to take a look at the factors that led when to where he ended up.

And there are probably some other things you could do which would stop him coming to power.

Everybody will get all up in arms & emotive as its a baby. But if he was 25 there are things you could do that might stop him coming to power without actually killing him, e.g. a facial acid attack, cutting off a hand or something.

Karl Stein · 20-05-2014 10:59AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yvU6NkRzE

Ash.J.Williams · 20-05-2014 11:01AM

"who's a cute lil baby? who's a cute little fella, where's hitler? peekaboo there he is"

is probably what i'd do

BearBanjer · 20-05-2014 11:02AM

No I wouldn't. I don't see how killing Adolf Hitler's pet pig would change anything.

Karl Stein · 20-05-2014 11:05AM

rubadub wrote: »

you could do that might stop him coming to power without actually killing him, e.g. a facial acid attack, cutting off a hand or something.

That's just faffing about. One bullet *bang* *bang*.

danniemcq · 20-05-2014 11:21AM

Karl Stein wrote: »

That's just faffing about. One bullet *bang* *bang*.

2 bangs?

Karl Stein · 20-05-2014 11:28AM

danniemcq wrote: »

2 bangs?

Yep.

deseil · 20-05-2014 11:30AM

I'd have him adopted by a lovely Jewish couple :-)

ectoraige · 20-05-2014 11:33AM

I'd rather spend my time and energy eliminating computer printers from existence. There's probably far more potential dictators in the world than well-intentioned but untimately flawed engineers and computer scientists. Have I ever mentioned I hate printers?

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