if you could stop babe Hitler

Timmehhh

Hello,

Due to the other thread regarding how many ways to kill Hitler.


This is a new question for you:
Would you kill a baby Hitler?, so your in a room with a babe that would be Hitler when he would grow up, and you could either get a pillow and kill him or walk out the door..


what would you do?
after voting please reply below !!

Lucifer MorningStar

Satriale

oh jesus

Potatoeman

Post pics of babe Hitler.

Mr. CooL ICE

Babe Hitler sounds like a dodgy controversial german porno

Dravokivich

but... then we'd never have the Volkswagen Beetle. :eek:

c_man

No, I wouldn't kill a baby.





Plus I played C&C: Red Alert, it'll be just as bad without him.

Liamario

Baby Adolf did nothing wrong. You need to take a look at the factors that led when to where he ended up. He's the product of his environment.

Hande hoche!

No if I do then Stalin takes over Europe. Alternatively it may cause a more competent communist/fascist dictator to be in control of Germany.

BillyBoy13

Hitler never would have made it without the political and financial backing from certain members of German high society that liked his thinking. Had Hitler died as a child/never been born these same people would have simply found someone else.

bogwalrus

Stephen fry wrote a book on preventing his birth by going back in time and putting a spermicide in the water supply. The conclusion in his book is that even if you had killed Hitler someone more evil could have taken his place so maybe Hitler was the best of a bad lot as he did not force Jewish scientists to stay in Germany and Austria early on in his campaigns. These scientists ended up in America and helped build the A bomb. What if Hitler had the A bomb first?

Turtyturd

Would she have the moustache?

Nailz

c_man wrote: »

Plus I played C&C: Red Alert, it'll be just as bad without him.

Precisely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfU1lYAIlWs

dodderangler

But then this thread may never exist and I just dot know how I could go on in life

AdolfHipster

What the hell brah?

No Pants

Hitler and many of his actions were the end result of the Napoleonic wars.

So the real question is; would you kill babe Napoleon?

megaten

If you can travel back in time that far back you might as well be ambitious and try and stop WWI.

kneemos

Potatoeman wrote: »

Post pics of babe Hitler.

This him.

danniemcq

bogwalrus wrote: »

Stephen fry wrote a book on preventing his birth by going back in time and putting a spermicide in the water supply. The conclusion in his book is that even if you had killed Hitler someone more evil could have taken his place so maybe Hitler was the best of a bad lot as he did not force Jewish scientists to stay in Germany and Austria early on in his campaigns. These scientists ended up in America and helped build the A bomb. What if Hitler had the A bomb first?

Awesome book, Making History was the name can be found here

You also have to remember some of the decisions Hitler made due to incompetance or possible medical reasons could have been the only reason that the axis were beat.

If he didn't attack Russia
If he had carried out a full invasion of England
If he had given up on crazy weapons

Granted there was reasons for doing all these and to be fair he did nearly win in Russia and the weapons although crazy could have been more effective and if the war was longer could have given him a huge advantage neither of things happened and it helped the allies win in Europe

danniemcq

megaten wrote: »

If you can travel back in time that far back you might as well be ambitious and try and stop WWI.

Hah ww1 was gonna happen sooner rather than later. It was like having a gunpowder factory on top of a TNT manufacturing plant across the road from a fireworks factory and next to a center for Arsonists Anon.

If you stopped the assisination of franz then something else would have triggered it. The main powers were itching for war and the alliences made it inevitable. That was a war decades in the making that i'm sure they thought would be over in a few months and leave everyone with nice clean borders and let them flex their military muscle.

Timmehhh

good, nice to see that 99% of people here have a good mind and soul

thank god.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I never considered Hitler a babe. Even Eva Braun was no babe.

As for killing Hitler when a baby, no point. The circumstances that led to his rise would still have delivered a despot/dictator - and probably every bit as bad as, if not worse than, Adolf.

rubadub

Liamario wrote: »

You need to take a look at the factors that led when to where he ended up.

And there are probably some other things you could do which would stop him coming to power.

Everybody will get all up in arms & emotive as its a baby. But if he was 25 there are things you could do that might stop him coming to power without actually killing him, e.g. a facial acid attack, cutting off a hand or something.

Karl Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1yvU6NkRzE

Ash.J.Williams

"who's a cute lil baby? who's a cute little fella, where's hitler? peekaboo there he is"



is probably what i'd do

BearBanjer

No I wouldn't. I don't see how killing Adolf Hitler's pet pig would change anything.

Karl Stein

rubadub wrote: »

you could do that might stop him coming to power without actually killing him, e.g. a facial acid attack, cutting off a hand or something.

That's just faffing about. One bullet *bang* *bang*.

danniemcq

Karl Stein wrote: »

That's just faffing about. One bullet *bang* *bang*.

2 bangs?

Karl Stein

danniemcq wrote: »

2 bangs?

Yep.

deseil

I'd have him adopted by a lovely Jewish couple :-)

ectoraige

I'd rather spend my time and energy eliminating computer printers from existence. There's probably far more potential dictators in the world than well-intentioned but untimately flawed engineers and computer scientists. Have I ever mentioned I hate printers?

Maximus Alexander

The results would be way too unpredictable and far-reaching.

For purely selfish reasons, for example, my grandfather fought as a British Commando in the second world war. If Hitler had died as a baby, it would have dramatically changed the course of my grandfather's life - I might never have been born. Ooh that's a paradox.

Franticfrank

Didn't Mercedes already answer this question?

My name is URL

Babe Hitler ehh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

rotun

Lesser of two evils tbh.
His paranoia toward the latter half of ww2 less to a less than optimal eradication of non Arians.

If he wasn't there and his generals were in charge, millions more would have perished.

dark crystal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cts-jXlULEI

Cupcake_Crisis

If Hitler never existed we'd all have had nothing to write about in the leaving cert!

jimgoose

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

If Hitler never existed we'd all have had nothing to write about in the leaving cert!

True for you. And the Discovery Channels would be all silly American people in short pants crowbarring open old storage units.

the groutch

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110926125803/simpsons/images/e/e4/Gheet_as_The_Baron.png

Cupcake_Crisis

jimgoose wrote: »

True for you. And the Discovery Channels would be all silly American people in short pants crowbarring open old storage units.

The discovery channel would have nothing going for it bar Air crash Investigation and How it's made.

Maximus Alexander

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The discovery channel would have nothing going for it bar Air crash Investigation and How it's made.

I'll see your Air Crash Investigation and raise you Mythbusters.

psicic

Karl Stein wrote: »

That's just faffing about. One bullet *bang* *bang*.

It's JFK all over again...

Cupcake_Crisis

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I'll see your Air Crash Investigation and raise you Mythbusters.

Meh, overrated.

Stojkovic

No junkies on Alexanderplatz back when Hitler was around. No homeless people either.

Maximus Alexander

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Meh, overrated.

ಠ_ಠ

SEPT 23 1989

http://www.turtlebunbury.com/history/history_irish/history_irish_keoghandhitler.htm

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Potatoeman wrote: »

Post pics of babe Hitler.

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Maphisto

Timmehhh wrote: »

Hello,

This is a new question for you:
Would you kill a baby Hitler?, so your in a room with a babe that would be Hitler when he would grow up, and you could either get a pillow and kill him or walk out the door..

Stephen Fry ~ Making History

Cupcake_Crisis

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

ಠ_ಠ

I'm not even sorry :cool:

Cupcake_Crisis

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Meh, overrated.

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I'm not even sorry :cool:

Take that back! :eek:

Mythbusters is the best thing on TV ever!







I also love Come Dine With Me for the voiceover

bnt

No. Screwing with the historical timeline would have unforeseen consequences. Who's to say that Stalin wouldn't have cause WW2 on his own, without Hitler - and won? Without the Holocaust, would Israel exist in its current form? And so on.