If you woke up and.....

Jester252 · 19-05-2014 03:11PM

Manach wrote: »

Free the animals form Dublin zoo.

Get eaten

Caliden · 19-05-2014 03:12PM

Go pick this up:
http://www.carzone.ie/search/Nissan/GT-R/BLACK-ED/31513531513336670/advert?channel=CARS

and then have a blast down the m50 and onto Sally Gap for the day.

bear1 · 19-05-2014 03:18PM

Serious question:

If this scenario did happen, i.e. people just disappeared from the island how long would the power stay on?
I'd imagine it would take a few hours

Sleepy · 19-05-2014 03:30PM

Un Croissant wrote: »

But where will you get the time to fall in love with the dangerous yet beautiful stranger you met on your travels?

I think finding things to fill your time would be a far bigger challenge than anything else tbh.

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-05-2014 04:01PM

bear1 wrote: »

Serious question:

If this scenario did happen, i.e. people just disappeared from the island how long would the power stay on?
I'd imagine it would take a few hours

you would just go to your local Hire company and take generators

Cee-Jay-Cee · 19-05-2014 04:07PM

I'd go to the airport and learn to fly a plans and travel the world. I probably would never come back to Ireland and would settle in Australia or somewhere with a warm climate and work on my tan.

murray.eoghan · 19-05-2014 04:08PM

Id find a massive house with a garage and start to steel my dream cars, and stock up on porn mags food and guns just incase of zombies:D

oh yes and a few naggins

WinnyThePoo · 19-05-2014 04:29PM

Take up smoking.

Renegade Mechanic · 19-05-2014 04:30PM

Im just afraid of walking out, only to be met with the sights of some wobbling drunkards sniffing crusty skivvies:(

Mike747 · 19-05-2014 04:35PM

bear1 wrote: »

Serious question:

If this scenario did happen, i.e. people just disappeared from the island how long would the power stay on?
I'd imagine it would take a few hours

There was a program made about what would happen to the earth if the population vanished. The power would go out in a couple of days, maybe even less.

paddydriver · 19-05-2014 04:38PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

secure the house and await zombie apocalypse. because you know thats the only way this scenario will play out.

You only gotta go stand around Abbey St and Talbot St for that to happen.. plenty of zombies in around there.

mutley18 · 19-05-2014 05:00PM

I would go to The Aviva for a kickabout. Then off to the O2 to put on an epic one man show. Are the animals all gone too? If not I would go to the zoo and steal a baby meerkat and keep it in the breast pocket of my pimp suit I stole from some fancy tailors.

Oh and not gonna lie the celebrity undie sniffing that some of you creeps have been mentioning would most likely be done on day one too.

Pixelbastardo · 19-05-2014 05:24PM

Id hook a PS4 up to a cinema projector for games and 3d porn, then go stock up on drink. visit every guards barracks evidence room and stock up on goodies. Then id set up the biggest sound system in the middle of town and drop acid, then watch 3d porn on the comedown.

Senna · 19-05-2014 05:27PM

Pick up a good few generators, stock pile petrol and food in a nice house.
Then I'd spend the next 2 weeks playing all the nicest link golf course around, before the grass grows wild and they become unplayable.
Once the golf became unplayable, I'd stock the house with everything I could possibly need, maybe get a green house and start growing some fresh food.
Then once I got bored, I start reading books on golf course management and start maintaining a nice 9 hole stretch.

Vandango · 19-05-2014 05:47PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Become the landlord of a pub and serve pints to my mannequin friends

"I think you've had enough Mary, we don't want a repeat of last Saturday's antics "

And I'm having what you're having.

2thousand14 · 19-05-2014 05:52PM

Senna wrote: »

Pick up a good few generators, stock pile petrol and food in a nice house.
Then I'd spend the next 2 weeks playing all the nicest link golf course around, before the grass grows wild and they become unplayable.
Once the golf became unplayable, I'd stock the house with everything I could possibly need, maybe get a green house and start growing some fresh food.
Then once I got bored, I start reading books on golf course management and start maintaining a nice 9 hole stretch.

i'd say you're some craic!

john the one · 19-05-2014 05:57PM

Drive a train at full speed into another train but jump out in time to see if the welded together. And then drink every bottle of jack Daniels in the nation while writing down my funnies for no body to read

ArtyM · 19-05-2014 06:44PM

It really is quite worrying how many people here view the end of civilisation as a long awaited opportunity to get hammered, sniff knickers, and burn stuff to the ground.

poundapunnet · 19-05-2014 07:38PM

Any small city could probably keep you going with food for years and years. I'd find some grand sturdy house, stockpile food, medication and toiletries. Then onto books, clothing, and cleaning supplies. Basically non-stop looting for the first while, honestly. I'd go around Galway breaking into houses and stocking up on weed then, which should take around half an hour.

And then I think I'd live out the rest of my days in relative contentment. I'd have me a few dogs, grow me some vegetables, go swimming in the nip and go quietly and merrily insane from isolation. Ahh, bliss.

YellowFeather · 19-05-2014 07:46PM

I'd be really paranoid that everyone else in the world was off watching me like some one person reality TV show so I'd just try acting really normally until I began slowly losing my mind.

bear1 · 19-05-2014 07:46PM

Mike747 wrote: »

There was a program made about what would happen to the earth if the population vanished. The power would go out in a couple of days, maybe even less.

Thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUqHECc5rPo

This is it

SimonLynch · 19-05-2014 07:56PM

Senna wrote: »

Pick up a good few generators, stock pile petrol and food in a nice house.
Then I'd spend the next 2 weeks playing all the nicest link golf course around, before the grass grows wild and they become unplayable.
Once the golf became unplayable, I'd stock the house with everything I could possibly need, maybe get a green house and start growing some fresh food.
Then once I got bored, I start reading books on golf course management and start maintaining a nice 9 hole stretch.

http://www.r

Liberate an army of these http://www.robotlawnmowers.ie/, rob a container truck to put them in the back of and travel the country playing all the links courses with robotic friends

. might be ongoing problems with getting petrol so get diesel generators, plenty of above ground tanks about and you can pump it from below ground safer.

stefan idiot jones · 19-05-2014 08:45PM

Set up a stage in Croke Park, rig up some powerful amps, sing some God awful songs about divorce, heartbreak and flatulence every night for a week then fill up everyone's hallway with Tennessee whiskey urine.

That'll learn 'em.

The Th!ng · 19-05-2014 08:57PM

I'd shag some of the good looking women that would be lying around before they'd start to rot.

Wacker The Attacker · 19-05-2014 08:59PM

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Probably go to the house of the Girl I stalk to sniff her undies

If you were a proper stalker you would have a wheelbarrow full of her knickers.

Preferably ones with skidmarks and fanny juice

vixdname · 19-05-2014 09:21PM

bear1 wrote: »

Unless you have a genny

If he had a Jenny, he wouldnt need the porn mags !!!

frozenfrozen · 19-05-2014 10:17PM

Next door has a electricity wind mill job, few sheep down the road too so I'd drive around and find a petrol tanker, figure out how to drive the ****er, bring it back home and spin around the place going dunnes to dunnes stocking up on tins of beans and stuff that lasts ages. I'd say if I didn't go mad I'd make it to at least 70 years old. every time I get a cold just take a rake of antibiotics. Drive around all day looking for cool stuff, have a big mad collection of guns and blurays, and every time I don't like something that happens in a movie I could just shoot the telly because there'd be loads of spares

Duff · 19-05-2014 10:26PM

A pretty big part of me really wants this to happen. Even for a few weeks just.

murray.eoghan · 19-05-2014 10:28PM

Duff wrote: »

A pretty big part of me really wants this to happen. Even for a few weeks just.

it would suck!! We would come back after that week to find everything destroyed:)

bear1 · 19-05-2014 10:41PM

Duff wrote: »

A pretty big part of me really wants this to happen. Even for a few weeks just.

Yeah, it's a cool thought alright.

If you woke up and.....

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