If you woke up and.....

bear1

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

Un Croissant

bear1 wrote: »

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

You don't need an apocalypse to live that dream.

MRnotlob606

Probably go to the house of the Girl I stalk to sniff her undies

bumper234

bear1 wrote: »

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

I'd have a lie in

bear1

Un Croissant wrote: »

You don't need an apocalypse to live that dream.

Trust me I've tried

stefan idiot jones

I would look in Louis Walsh's closet.

Grayson

Get the last game of GTA in before the power goes.

And gather up porn mags. Like I said the powers going to run out.

bear1

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I would look in Louis Walsh's closet.

What would you be hoping to find you dirty git :eek:

bear1

Grayson wrote: »

Get the last game of GTA in before the power goes.

And gather up porn mags. Like I said the powers going to run out.

Unless you have a genny

stefan idiot jones

bear1 wrote: »

What would you be hoping to find you dirty git :eek:

Are you trying to get me banned?

we'llallhavetea

secure the house and await zombie apocalypse. because you know thats the only way this scenario will play out.

Dyr

yay! no more renting!

Grayson

bear1 wrote: »

Unless you have a genny

Like I'm going to shag a donkey

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Probably go to the house of the Girl I stalk to sniff her undies

Yeah, knickers sniffing for me too.

Most likely steal cars and go to hot female celebs houses though, like Andrea Corr, Sarah Morrissey etc, find their laundry basket and just bliss out.

Not much else to do in an deserted Apocalypse scenario in fairness.

Oh, and I'd have a go a few of the swings in Tayto Park.

The Backwards Man

I wake up every day and there's absolutely no on around. The joys of living in the country.

jimgoose

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

Duff

I'd stick a load of magnets to myself and attempt to scale the Spire. I'd probably bottle halfway and come down, though.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You'd get pished on your own? That'd be my idea of hell, waking up with a hangover, hungry and horny with nobody to cook for you or shag!

I'd have to go with stealing cars and sniffing undies too, speed up Laura Whitmores driveway in some tossers nicked X5, smash her bedroom window and inhale the aroma of her dirty kacks, with nobody around to see what kind of a deranged dirty pervert I obviously must be. Yeeha

Davarus Walrus

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

I heard an interview with the makers last week. The film is a metaphor for emigration. There was a real smack of pious student filmmaker off them to be honest.

jimgoose

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

I heard an interview with the makers last week. The film is a metaphor for emigration. There was a real smack of pious student filmmaker off them to be honest.

I see. Well in that case it'd be load up the Z1000 with hatchet-holster, semi-auto shotgun and .45 ACP, and go on a Terminator-style rampage around the place rooting out and exterminating the last of the bastards. Then settle down in the peace-and-quiet with a few good books.

AdolfHipster

Stupid things I would never get the chance to do otherwise:

Destroy a building with a wrecking ball.

Veer wildly around Dundrum SC on a quad throwing gallons of milk through shop windows.

Karl Stein

Empty roads? I'd find the fastest car I could and hit the roads. Probably head up to the airport and have a crack off flying a plane then.

Vito Corleone

Alcohol and food. Maybe a trip to the pharmacy.

bear1

The amount of posters that have said they'd sniff womens underwear as answers, I truly hadn't expected :eek:

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

Let's say it's like the opening of 28 Days Later but no zombies, people have merely vanished.

Franticfrank

I'd burn down a warehouse full of lumber.

bear1

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'd get pished on your own? That'd be my idea of hell, waking up with a hangover, hungry and horny with nobody to cook for you or shag!

I'd have to go with stealing cars and sniffing undies too, speed up Laura Whitmores driveway in some tossers nicked X5, smash her bedroom window and inhale the aroma of her dirty kacks, with nobody around to see what kind of a deranged dirty pervert I obviously must be. Yeeha

Ah but you see I could go to the Ann Summers shop on O'Connell and get myself a fleshlight, job done
Isn't there a Ferrari dealership in Dublin? If yes that's the second port of call and possibly with a bottle of whiskey in my hand.
Then afterwards I'd go my companies main building and burn the ****er down

Davarus Walrus

bear1 wrote: »

The amount of posters that have said they'd sniff womens underwear as answers, I truly hadn't expected :eek:

It's good to see that the Internet hasn't completely got rid of the old-fashioned small town perv. Still a rump of dirty deviants in anoraks stealing underwear from clothes lines, sniffing the saddles of bikes, and walking around wearing mirrored sunglasses.

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

Let's say it's like the opening of 28 Days Later but no zombies, people have merely vanished.

I see. Absolutely no sign of anyone and no clue what happened. Well, the underwear-sniffing would have to wait until I was quite sure the bastards weren't going to jump out from behind a door and roar "Gotcha, ya furty ducker!!"

bear1

jimgoose wrote: »

I see. Absolutely no sign of anyone and no clue what happened. Well, the underwear-sniffing would have to wait until I was quite sure the bastards weren't going to jump out from behind a door and roar "Gotcha, ya furty ducker!!"

"Snigger"
:pac:

Akrasia

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

They've all been tricked to live on the life sized Paper Mache model of Earth that The Brain built in a bid to take over the world.

MonkstownHoop

Become the landlord of a pub and serve pints to my mannequin friends

"I think you've had enough Mary, we don't want a repeat of last Saturday's antics "

bear1

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Become the landlord of a pub and serve pints to my mannequin friends

Loved you in I Am Legend btw

Cupcake_Crisis

I'd go to Penneys and rob one of EVERYTHING, then go to Tesco and loot enough food and drink to keep me going for a few months. Then I'd get really lonely

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I'd go to Penneys and rob one of EVERYTHING, then go to Tesco and loot enough food and drink to keep me going for a few months. Then I'd get really lonely

Wtf?

Not Brown Thomas, no

hatrickpatrick

Crucial question: Is my dog still here or has she vanished as well?

Cupcake_Crisis

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Wtf?

Now Switzers, no

Penneys is my happy place

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Penneys is my happy place

You quoted my pre-ninja edit - now everyone knows I'm old, and dyslexic

jimgoose

bear1 wrote: »

"Snigger"
:pac:

Indeed. And after that, and a suitable amount of panty-huffing, probably settle down to a life of doing whatever I like and, I dunno, going quietly but productively insane. In fact it probably wouldn't make much difference, except I may possibly cultivate a beard with a rabbit-bone in it. I would probably eventually become obsessed with the idea that Elvis had beamed everyone else off to the Paradise Planet except me.

aidoh

Think I'd go to the zoo and let all the animals out. Just to make scavenging trips a bit more interesting.

AdolfHipster

Assemble an outfit fit for a King, proclaim my rule from Fort Lucan.

bear1

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Crucial question: Is my dog still here or has she vanished as well?

What are you planning on doing to it?
No dog, complete isolation in an empty city.

rameire

I would find a fork lift, and go around the whole of Dublin, and place cars correctly into car parking spaces.

Cupcake_Crisis

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

You quoted my pre-ninja edit - now everyone knows I'm old, and dyslexic

I had no idea what a Switzers was so just assumed it was a shop I've never heard of...

RayM

I'd go around setting buildings on fire. And then I'd steal a fire engine and put the fires out.

Pinch Flat

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Yeah, knickers sniffing for me too.

Most likely steal cars and go to hot female celebs houses though, like Andrea Corr, Sarah Morrissey etc, find their laundry basket and just bliss out.

Not much else to do in an deserted Apocalypse scenario in fairness.

Oh, and I'd have a go a few of the swings in Tayto Park.

Drive around in Bonos Maserati with the knickers in my head! Who's going to give a damn anyway?

Mike747

Wander around aimlessly for a few days, then kill myself when the loneliness becomes unbearable.

johnayo

I'd head straight to Cork.

dodderangler

Un Croissant wrote: »

You don't need an apocalypse to live that dream.

Exactly
Plenty of zombies in there as it is

Jester252

Petrol Station to fill up my car and some nicer cars I saw on my way to the station. Burn whatever I can't take.

Supply and Demand

I have the supply, I have the demand. I win 100% of the time

bear1

Jester252 wrote: »

Petrol Station to fill up my car and some nicer cars I saw on my way to the station. Burn whatever I can't take.

Supply and Demand

I have the supply, I have the demand. I win 100% of the time

Just not Topez ok?