Which line from a film do you find yourself quoting the most?

dark crystal · 19-05-2014 12:02AM

Whenever me and the oh have a disagreement, one of us will often say "Why you do dis to me, Dimi?" Just to break the ice.

Nothing like a quote from The Exorcist to lighten the mood

bnt · 19-05-2014 12:20AM

When something is really obvious, I find myself going "No S#!t, Sherlock". I thought it was from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but it's apparently from Little Shop if Horrors, a film I've never seen. Go figure.

Wellyd · 19-05-2014 12:27AM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hkn-LSh7es

paulaner · 19-05-2014 12:38AM

"I got her numbah. How do you like them apples?"

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 19-05-2014 01:27AM

Another one for me is the following, as I drink JD straight and so forever being asked if I want coke with it and this is how I always respond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOfutUPy6Tk

e_e · 19-05-2014 01:30AM

"Hahaha, what a story [insert name here]!"

spiritcrusher · 19-05-2014 02:03AM

When hungover: "I feel like a pig shat in me head!" or "I've got a bastard behind the eyes".
Both from Withnail & I.

Cowtippindwarf · 19-05-2014 02:27AM

"My guns been nicked, my friends tryna kill me and im still in f**kin bruge" colin Farrell InBruge

ScrubsfanChris · 19-05-2014 03:58AM

"I want to be on you"

"Sh*t just got real"

"Dead man walking on the green mile" reffering to someone whos in trouble

Maphisto · 19-05-2014 08:21AM

Now go home and get your F*cking Shinebox

Warper · 19-05-2014 11:51AM

"Take a break, you dont have to be an arsehole every day of your life ya know"

"When the machine breaks down, we break down and i aint gonna allow that to happen"

"What are ya saving up to be - Jewish"

"Hes got his nose so far up the sargeant's ass hes gotta be Pinnochio"

"Excuses are like arseholes, everyones got one"

"Thats the way a gook laughs"

All Platoon, so many quotes in that film

snaphook · 19-05-2014 02:23PM

"You're besht? Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnners go home and f*ck the Prom Queen!"

billyhead · 19-05-2014 07:56PM

Get busy living or get busy dying-Shawshank Redemption

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!-Goldfinger

Whatsisname · 19-05-2014 08:49PM

"Come on man, I'm done with the woods, lets getouttta heyuh" - Saul in Pineapple Express

CJhaughey · 19-05-2014 08:52PM

Whatever you say Jack, You're the master ace.

FunLover18 · 19-05-2014 08:58PM

"Don't call me Shirley"

Also when someone mentions that something is thin I usually have to quote Cleese's French waiter from Meaning Of Life
"It is only waaaaaaaa-fer thin"

tunguska · 19-05-2014 09:13PM

Peace was never an option..........

whupdedo · 19-05-2014 10:13PM

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again, "repeat twice for full effect

"It puts the lotion in the basket, it puts the ****in lotion in the basket

Buffalo bill was underrated

monflat · 19-05-2014 10:14PM

Nobody puts baby in a corner !

monflat · 19-05-2014 10:15PM

Nobody puts baby in a corner !

rotun · 19-05-2014 10:16PM

.....Mostly.....

sheesh · 19-05-2014 10:18PM

spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

Cocolola · 19-05-2014 10:19PM

Find myself saying this far too often

con___manx1 · 19-05-2014 10:23PM

back to the chopper. in my amazing austrain accent

periodictable · 19-05-2014 10:25PM

"Don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of a government job".
Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude

celticcrash · 19-05-2014 10:30PM

I think, what we got here is a commuication problem.

Cool hand luke

DrumSteve · 19-05-2014 10:42PM

Anything by judd hirsch in Independence Day.

This includes randomly shouting "David,David!"

munster87 · 19-05-2014 10:46PM

Adamantium wrote: »

The job is done, and the
bitch is dead.
.

~ Bond in Casino Royale.

Always comes in handy on my jobs.

Dodgeball

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em

Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary?
White Goodman: Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.

White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.