Which line from a film do you find yourself quoting the most?

Maphisto

Never trust a fart
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste an erection

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What about us?
We'll always have Paris

Kunkka

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Burt Macklin

e_e wrote: »

"Hahaha, what a story [insert name here]!"

It sounds to me like you're the expert e_e!

Anyway, how's your sex life?

brinty

Is it odd that the first thing that came into my head was

"Show me the mooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

brinty

celticcrash wrote: »

I think, what we got here is a commuication problem. What we get here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach...

Cool hand luke

FYP OP

Burt Macklin

Probably about half of Pulp Fiction, Lebowski, and Anchorman for me. In particular though:

''You're not wrong [insert name here]. You're just an asshole.''

''It's just a flesh wound''

Also found myself saying ''Come on ramblers, let's get rambling'' after watching Reservoir Dogs.

minzabud

ALWAYS BE CLOSING.

Glengarry Glenross

brinty

How has this thread gotten so far without

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”

Or

“You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am”

Or

“Life is like a box of chocolates”

Or

“Go ahead, make my day”

Or

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Or

“ I am your father Luke......

Or

I'll be back."

fatherted1969

A day doesn't go by without me quoting something from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or Father Ted

check_six

con___manx1 wrote: »

back to the chopper. in my amazing austrain accent

"Get to da choppaaaah!" - Predator. Lots of great lines in that one "You're bleeding" "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?"

check_six

Worked with a fellow once who had encyclopaedic knowledge of movie and tv quotes. He could carry out a whole conversation using various lines. Amusing at first, began to grate after a while when you realised he had nothing to say for himself outside of the quotes. Maybe he just couldn't stop. He reminded me a bit of the star wars nut in the Ross O'Carroll Kelly books.

brinty

fatherted1969 wrote: »

A day doesn't go by without me quoting something from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or Father Ted

Get of me you little fungus

Drum roll please....

quickbeam

We're gonna need a bigger (whatever).

I'm an excellent driver.

Don't call me Shirley

Fuzzytrooper

Since I got Titanfall on Xbox I've been shouting

"GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!"

quite a bit

OldRio

'Toga Toga TOGA '

'I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.'

'You fecked up. You trusted me'

'Drop and give me twenty'

'This is going to be great'

The wonderful 'Animal house'

bellinter

Every time I see someone with a body warmer on, in my head I say....

"Check out this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown."

_Kaiser_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4q3leE5Uw

That first 45 mins is so quotable in general!


Also...

"I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things."

downonthefarm

The eyes chico,they never lie

mutley18

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

Warper

check_six wrote: »

"Get to da choppaaaah!" - Predator. Lots of great lines in that one "You're bleeding" "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?"

Dont forget "Sleep is for the weak"

downonthefarm

Warper wrote: »

Dont forget "Sleep is for the weak"

Billy,find us a way out of this hooole

CastorTroy

Multiple lines from Airplane or Loaded Weapon. For example when meet ones out and they're surprised to see me. "You came!" "Shhh that's personal.

Other film quotes:
"Bright light! Bright light!" anytime someone turns on the light and it hurts my eyes

And one I have to restrain myself from saying the end of, so just continue it in my head
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"

Corvo

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy"

efb

You're terrible Muriel

furiousox

"LOUD NOISES!!"

Mariasofia

I carried a watermelon!

FunLover18

I don't so much quote it but it's very often crops up in my head, almost like a catchy ear worm

"This one time - in band camp"

Warper

CastorTroy wrote: »

Multiple lines from Airplane or Loaded Weapon. For example when meet ones out and they're surprised to see me. "You came!" "Shhh that's personal.

Other film quotes:
"Bright light! Bright light!" anytime someone turns on the light and it hurts my eyes

And one I have to restrain myself from saying the end of, so just continue it in my head
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal"

Brilliant line - is that Home Alone?

MfMan

"Truly, for some men nothing is written, unless they write it."

tok9

With my best Bane impression possible

"Of Course"

"Speak of the Devil and he shall appear"

"Do you feel in charge?"

"And this gives you power over me?"