If you woke up and.....

bear1 · 19-05-2014 10:56AM #1

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

Un Croissant · 19-05-2014 10:57AM

bear1 wrote: »

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

You don't need an apocalypse to live that dream.

MRnotlob606 · 19-05-2014 10:58AM

Probably go to the house of the Girl I stalk to sniff her undies

bumper234 · 19-05-2014 10:58AM

bear1 wrote: »

Reading a news paper today and there was a small piece about a new Irish feature film called the Omega Male about a guy who wakes up in an abandoned Dublin.
So I got thinking, if you woke up tomorrow morning and there is absolutely no one around what would you do?
I believe the very first thing I'd do is go to Tesco and get as much alcohol as possible, head off to Stephans Green and get absolutely pissed.

I'd have a lie in

bear1 · 19-05-2014 10:58AM

Un Croissant wrote: »

You don't need an apocalypse to live that dream.

Trust me I've tried

stefan idiot jones · 19-05-2014 10:59AM

I would look in Louis Walsh's closet.

Grayson · 19-05-2014 11:00AM

Get the last game of GTA in before the power goes.

And gather up porn mags. Like I said the powers going to run out.

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:00AM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

I would look in Louis Walsh's closet.

What would you be hoping to find you dirty git :eek:

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:01AM

Grayson wrote: »

Get the last game of GTA in before the power goes.

And gather up porn mags. Like I said the powers going to run out.

Unless you have a genny

stefan idiot jones · 19-05-2014 11:03AM

bear1 wrote: »

What would you be hoping to find you dirty git :eek:

Are you trying to get me banned?

we'llallhavetea · 19-05-2014 11:04AM

secure the house and await zombie apocalypse. because you know thats the only way this scenario will play out.

Dyr · 19-05-2014 11:04AM

yay! no more renting!

Grayson · 19-05-2014 11:09AM

bear1 wrote: »

Unless you have a genny

Like I'm going to shag a donkey

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 19-05-2014 11:10AM

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Probably go to the house of the Girl I stalk to sniff her undies

Yeah, knickers sniffing for me too.

Most likely steal cars and go to hot female celebs houses though, like Andrea Corr, Sarah Morrissey etc, find their laundry basket and just bliss out.

Not much else to do in an deserted Apocalypse scenario in fairness.

Oh, and I'd have a go a few of the swings in Tayto Park.

The Backwards Man · 19-05-2014 11:17AM

I wake up every day and there's absolutely no on around. The joys of living in the country.

jimgoose · 19-05-2014 11:22AM

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

Duff · 19-05-2014 11:24AM

I'd stick a load of magnets to myself and attempt to scale the Spire. I'd probably bottle halfway and come down, though.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 19-05-2014 11:25AM

You'd get pished on your own? That'd be my idea of hell, waking up with a hangover, hungry and horny with nobody to cook for you or shag!

I'd have to go with stealing cars and sniffing undies too, speed up Laura Whitmores driveway in some tossers nicked X5, smash her bedroom window and inhale the aroma of her dirty kacks, with nobody around to see what kind of a deranged dirty pervert I obviously must be. Yeeha

Davarus Walrus · 19-05-2014 11:26AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

I heard an interview with the makers last week. The film is a metaphor for emigration. There was a real smack of pious student filmmaker off them to be honest.

jimgoose · 19-05-2014 11:30AM

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

I heard an interview with the makers last week. The film is a metaphor for emigration. There was a real smack of pious student filmmaker off them to be honest.

I see. Well in that case it'd be load up the Z1000 with hatchet-holster, semi-auto shotgun and .45 ACP, and go on a Terminator-style rampage around the place rooting out and exterminating the last of the bastards. Then settle down in the peace-and-quiet with a few good books.

AdolfHipster · 19-05-2014 11:30AM

Stupid things I would never get the chance to do otherwise:

Destroy a building with a wrecking ball.

Veer wildly around Dundrum SC on a quad throwing gallons of milk through shop windows.

Karl Stein · 19-05-2014 11:30AM

Empty roads? I'd find the fastest car I could and hit the roads. Probably head up to the airport and have a crack off flying a plane then.

Vito Corleone · 19-05-2014 11:32AM

Alcohol and food. Maybe a trip to the pharmacy.

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:34AM

The amount of posters that have said they'd sniff womens underwear as answers, I truly hadn't expected :eek:

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:35AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

Let's say it's like the opening of 28 Days Later but no zombies, people have merely vanished.

Franticfrank · 19-05-2014 11:37AM

I'd burn down a warehouse full of lumber.

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:38AM

Duracell Bunny wrote: »

You'd get pished on your own? That'd be my idea of hell, waking up with a hangover, hungry and horny with nobody to cook for you or shag!

I'd have to go with stealing cars and sniffing undies too, speed up Laura Whitmores driveway in some tossers nicked X5, smash her bedroom window and inhale the aroma of her dirty kacks, with nobody around to see what kind of a deranged dirty pervert I obviously must be. Yeeha

Ah but you see I could go to the Ann Summers shop on O'Connell and get myself a fleshlight, job done

Isn't there a Ferrari dealership in Dublin? If yes that's the second port of call and possibly with a bottle of whiskey in my hand.
Then afterwards I'd go my companies main building and burn the ****er down

Davarus Walrus · 19-05-2014 11:38AM

bear1 wrote: »

The amount of posters that have said they'd sniff womens underwear as answers, I truly hadn't expected :eek:

It's good to see that the Internet hasn't completely got rid of the old-fashioned small town perv. Still a rump of dirty deviants in anoraks stealing underwear from clothes lines, sniffing the saddles of bikes, and walking around wearing mirrored sunglasses.

jimgoose · 19-05-2014 11:39AM

bear1 wrote: »

Let's say it's like the opening of 28 Days Later but no zombies, people have merely vanished.

I see. Absolutely no sign of anyone and no clue what happened. Well, the underwear-sniffing would have to wait until I was quite sure the bastards weren't going to jump out from behind a door and roar "Gotcha, ya furty ducker!!"

bear1 · 19-05-2014 11:40AM

jimgoose wrote: »

I see. Absolutely no sign of anyone and no clue what happened. Well, the underwear-sniffing would have to wait until I was quite sure the bastards weren't going to jump out from behind a door and roar "Gotcha, ya furty ducker!!"

"Snigger"
:pac:

Akrasia · 19-05-2014 11:40AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm - hard to say. What's the craic exactly - has everyone been Zombified? Beamed up by space aliens? Have they all died of some hideous disease? Or are they all hiding somewhere just to take the mickey out of me specifically??

They've all been tricked to live on the life sized Paper Mache model of Earth that The Brain built in a bid to take over the world.

If you woke up and.....

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