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Unspoken Rules

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  • #32
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Don't **** in the sink or urinal.

    Don't pick your nose or your arse in public.

    Don't ask an overweight woman if she is pregnant.

    Don't engage with junkies.

    Don't talk about travellers.


  • #33
    TheBrinch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    No making eye contact with another man while eating a banana


  • #34
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    sit on the outside bus seat on a bus to avoid sitting beside a stranger

    And if a stranger approaches in the hope of sitting in the empty seat, smile up at them with a broad gimpy grin.

    They'll move on and sit somewhere else or remain standing.

    Works every time. :)


  • #35
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Boston Prickly Mole wrote: »
    Never trust a fart!

    Made that mistake last week, thankfully I was taking a jimmy wizz at home at the time with only my jocks on.


  • #36
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Lapin wrote: »
    And if a stranger approaches in the hope of sitting in the empty seat, smile up at them with a broad gimpy grin.

    They'll move on and sit somewhere else or remain standing.

    Works every time. :)

    Not me. I would go out out way to sit there in this instance. Oh, and 'Bus Wanker'. :)


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  • #37
    Chareth Cutestory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    If you realise you're walking in the wrong direction, stop and have a look at your phone before turning around.

    You can't run the risk of letting a complete stranger know you've been walking the wrong way.


  • #38
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Arthur Beesley wrote: »
    Made that mistake last week, thankfully I was taking a jimmy wizz at home at the time with only my jocks on.
    I can't decide if a jimmy wizz is a piss,a sh1te or a ****.


  • #39
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    I can't decide if a jimmy wizz is a piss,a sh1te or a ****.

    Piss.


  • #40
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Never comment on a womans weight


  • #41
    rwg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭rwg


    no pickin your nose and eatin it, in front of people


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  • #42
    Cork selfbuild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Cork selfbuild


    Never stick your finger in my Guinness and draw a smiley face on it....


  • #43
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Never comment on a womans weight

    Unless you're commenting how much she lost


  • #44
    buddy22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭buddy22


    No means no


  • #45
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Unless you're commenting how much she lost

    That can backfire on you too if you're not careful.


  • #46
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Never post an unwritten rule on the internet, as it will stop being unwritten.


  • #47
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    maguic24 wrote: »
    Never comment on a womans weight

    Or guess her age ;)


  • #48
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Always salute the walker on the country road when you're driving.


  • #49
    obezyana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭obezyana


    Don't go against or have a different opinion to any of the high horse brigade on Boards :D


  • #50
    GoldenTickets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭GoldenTickets


    When speaking Irish in a public place (especially on a bus), always conduct your conversation at twice your normal volume. When you speak in Irish it is essential that everyone within earshot knows how clever you are.


  • #51
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Never post an unwritten rule on the internet, as it will stop being unwritten.

    Don't write about unwritten rules in a thread about unspoken rules.


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  • #52
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    If it's yellow let it mellow, If it's brown flush it down

    *Water charges are coming*


  • #53
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Never mix business with pleasure in work...unless youve another job lined up:)


  • #54
    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Always have a spare pair of jocks to hand. Just in case there is follow through.


  • #55
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Greentopia wrote: »
    Always say "sorry" to someone no matter if you bumped into someone, came within a few inches of doing so, or even if they bumped into you. So Irish :pac:

    And if your enquiring if they'd "like condoms with that"? ;)


  • #56
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    thelad95 wrote: »
    If you can't lift her don't shift her.

    If you can't hide her, don't ... you know how this ends.


  • #57
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Always check out the driver of a mini

    If it's a female then 9 times out of 10 she will be an 11.


  • #58
    maguic24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭maguic24


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Always check out the driver of a mini

    If it's a female then 9 times out of 10 she will be an 11 a cnut.

    FYP :pac:


  • #59
    buddy22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭buddy22


    When you try to prove to your IT manager that your computer doesn't work, it will


  • #60
    Trebob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭Trebob


    Always heard like cattle as the bus arrives after work.

    Always remember where the doors for your dart carriage stop as to provide maximum seat efficiency.


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  • #61
    Trebob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭Trebob


    Always heard like cattle as the bus arrives after work.

    Always remember where the doors for your dart carriage stop as to provide maximum seat efficiency.


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