Unspoken Rules

Cazzoenorme · 18-05-2014 08:38PM #1

Keep your eyes straight ahead at the urinal.

Don't speak to strangers on public transport.

Archeron · 18-05-2014 08:39PM

Always fart in a lift.

Bubbaclaus · 18-05-2014 08:40PM

Don't cut in front of people at the bar counter.

downonthefarm · 18-05-2014 08:42PM

Never ever go in the front door if you went in the back door first

Banjo String · 18-05-2014 08:43PM

Always do your best to get back in front of some smug prick who undertook you earlier on the motorway.

Pinch Flat · 18-05-2014 08:44PM

Cazzoenorme wrote: »

Keep your eyes straight ahead at the urinal.

Upon entering said jax and there's 3 urinals, always pick one on the far left or right. NEVER pick the middle one as this will cause an immediate dilemma for the next user.

And if there's 3 urinals and ones being used (it will always be the one left or right, NEVER the middle one) always take one where there's a urinal between you and the current user.

2 urinals, one being used, into the wc with ya.

FreshKnickers · 18-05-2014 08:44PM

More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself

wp_rathead · 18-05-2014 08:44PM

Never feed Mogwai after midnight

Hitchens · 18-05-2014 08:45PM

never draw to an inside straight

Karl Stein · 18-05-2014 08:46PM

Acknowledge a fellow motorist when he leaves you out of a side road.

If you don't you're worse than Hitler.

vitani · 18-05-2014 08:48PM

If you're waiting for a train/bus and want a cigarette, move aside so you're not standing in the middle of the crowd, smoking. Shouldn't need to be spelled out but there's a man at my train station in the morning who always does this.

coolhull · 18-05-2014 08:49PM

If yo have a cough, always save it till you're in the church

Mickey H · 18-05-2014 08:50PM

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Upon entering said jax and there's 3 urinals, always pick one on the far left or right. NEVER pick the middle one as this will cause an immediate dilemma for the next user.

And if there's 3 urinals and ones being used (it will always be the one left or right, NEVER the middle one) always take one where there's a urinal between you and the current user.

2 urinals, one being used, into the wc with ya.

Or else pretend to comb your hair at the mirror.

Turtyturd · 18-05-2014 08:53PM

Never let taxi drivers out of the bus lane.

Hey Yall · 18-05-2014 08:59PM

Dont be staring at others when in public dressing rooms

stefan idiot jones · 18-05-2014 09:07PM

Always give money and/or cigarettes to skangers.

joe stodge · 18-05-2014 09:14PM

Always throw your dogs shïte over the fence into the neighbors garden even if they don't have a dog.

Karl Stein · 18-05-2014 09:16PM

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

ToddyDoody · 18-05-2014 09:17PM

Driving a Merc / BMW is unladylike

Greentopia · 18-05-2014 09:24PM

Always say "sorry" to someone no matter if you bumped into someone, came within a few inches of doing so, or even if they bumped into you. So Irish :pac:

hatrickpatrick · 18-05-2014 09:26PM

Cazzoenorme wrote: »

Don't speak to strangers on public transport.

I take it you've never been on the 4AM Nitelink then? >_>

endacl · 18-05-2014 09:27PM

Don't stand up in a canoe.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 18-05-2014 09:27PM

If you're female and find yourself alone in a lift with a man. Show him your tits.

pday1234 · 18-05-2014 09:30PM

Never let an Audi driver out at the cross junction.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 18-05-2014 09:31PM

Never trust a fart!

The One Doctor · 18-05-2014 09:31PM

Don't eat yellow snow.

Pinch Flat · 18-05-2014 09:31PM

Greentopia wrote: »

Always say "sorry" to someone no matter if you bumped into someone, came within a few inches of doing so, or even if they bumped into you. So Irish :pac:

Or if you're trying to get someone's attention "sorry, you left your scarf behind you"