You know you're married when....

Cazzoenorme · 16-05-2014 03:19PM

RoboRat wrote: »

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife and son but sometimes I wish I had a man cave to step away from it all... I just like having time to myself where I don't have to talk to anybody.

Its not like I cant watch it with her but she just ends up talking all the way through any program she isn't interested in so I just don't bother as I just get pissed off.

What happens when you talk through her programs?

16-05-2014 03:56PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Of course they don't mean it. It's a thing married people do so not to upset the single people.

I'm single out of CHOICE!

*Goes off to feed menagerie of cats*

BBJBIG · 16-05-2014 04:35PM

You know you're married when ... de Moh gets constant Headaches and won't give ya de Roide ...

mitresize5 · 16-05-2014 04:47PM

"I was thinking" actually means "We are doing"

eisenberg1 · 16-05-2014 05:02PM

You can do whatever you like, whenever you like, and if you want, you can spend ALL day on boards.ie saying.........shi1t, gotta go, Mrs E is home early

Son Of A Vidic · 16-05-2014 05:04PM

Candie wrote: »

I don't know why some people get married of their own free will and then behave like they've been tricked into a lifetime of house arrest afterwards.

Speaking of being tricked, my best mate complained to me once that he was exhausted and couldn't make it to the gym. His said his girlfriend was like a Dyson and wouldn't leave him alone. 5 years later, he tells me he hasn't seen the Dyson since the honeymoon. Poor b@stard.

denhaagenite · 16-05-2014 05:11PM

keithclancy wrote: »

The toilet + wifi becomes your happy place.

That's funny, when we bought the house you had a whole floor dedicated to you. I think I'm going to have you put down...

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 05:17PM

I must be living in some fantasy land.

Together 14 years married 12.

Sex is always on the table.

We never fight over which show or movie to watch as we have the same interests (no soaps or sport).

If she wants to watch some GAA she takes mad muffin jr. And goes off to her folks to watch it.

On her days off she'll take the little one off to her sisters for a few hours so I can have some me time.

I do all the cleaning and laundry and washing up. She does all the cooking and shopping.

So yeah. Pretty good all round.

eisenberg1 · 16-05-2014 05:21PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I must be living in some fantasy land.

Together 14 years married 12.

Sex is always on the table.

We never fight over which show or movie to watch as we have the same interests (no soaps or sport).

If she wants to watch some GAA she takes mad muffin jr. And goes off to her folks to watch it.

On her days off she'll take the little one off to her sisters for a few hours so I can have some me time.

I do all the cleaning and laundry and washing up. She does all the cooking and shopping.

So yeah. Pretty good all round.

Just one question, where did you buy the table?:D

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 05:22PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Just one question, where did you buy the table?:D

Design Options.

It's solid oak

MidlandsM · 16-05-2014 05:24PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I do all the cleaning and laundry and washing up. .

I'll drop you over a big bag of ironing later ok?:pac:

Colser · 16-05-2014 05:28PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I must be living in some fantasy land.

Together 14 years married 12.

Sex is always on the table.

We never fight over which show or movie to watch as we have the same interests (no soaps or sport).

If she wants to watch some GAA she takes mad muffin jr. And goes off to her folks to watch it.

On her days off she'll take the little one off to her sisters for a few hours so I can have some me time.

I do all the cleaning and laundry and washing up. She does all the cooking and shopping.

So yeah. Pretty good all round.

If the above happened in my house or even a fraction of it my table would be on its last legs also:D

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 05:30PM

MidlandsM wrote: »

I'll drop you over a big bag of ironing later ok?:pac:

BRING IT!!

*flexes muscles* :pac:

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 05:32PM

Colser wrote: »

If the above happened in my house or even a fraction of it my table would be on its last legs also:D

As a matter of fact, I'm doing some cleaning and laundry as I type :P

Colser · 16-05-2014 05:36PM

mad muffin wrote: »

As a matter of fact, I'm doing some cleaning and laundry as I type :P

Theres room on my table for you any time;):pac:

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 05:39PM

Colser wrote: »

Theres room on my table for you any time;):pac:

Could be an interesting side line.

Ma'am I've come to clean your house and do the laundry. Oh and to check the sturdiness of your kitchen table

thefishone · 16-05-2014 05:41PM

keithclancy wrote: »

The toilet + wifi becomes your happy place.

Things were so much simpler way back, just a newspaper for the happy place:o

RayM · 16-05-2014 05:46PM

When you replace a possessive pronoun with the definite article, lest anyone should think you're actually talking about a person whom you love deeply.

Das Kitty · 16-05-2014 05:57PM

RayM wrote: »

When you replace a possessive pronoun with the definite article, lest anyone should think you're actually talking about a person whom you love deeply.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 16-05-2014 06:11PM

..you watch porn with headphones on.

Legs.Eleven · 16-05-2014 06:23PM

RayM wrote: »

When you replace a possessive pronoun with the definite article, lest anyone should think you're actually talking about a person whom you love deeply.

Haha.

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 06:34PM

RayM wrote: »

When you replace a possessive pronoun with the definite article, lest anyone should think you're actually talking about a person whom you love deeply.

That's what she said… :pac:

Pumpkinseeds · 16-05-2014 08:59PM

When you know each others deepest and darkest, when you've seen the best and the worst in each other and you know that no matter what you would crawl through Hell for your spouse.

Czarcasm · 16-05-2014 09:15PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

When you know each others deepest and darkest, when you've seen the best and the worst in each other and you know that no matter what you would crawl through Hell for your spouse.

Why crawl through it when you can live it?

Every. Single. Day

I'm only kidding, love my wife to bits, still not crawling through hell though! :pac:

mad muffin · 16-05-2014 09:51PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

When you know each others deepest and darkest, when you've seen the best and the worst in each other and you know that no matter what you would crawl through Hell for your spouse.

When you can fart in bed with impunity.

Shakespeare's Sister · 16-05-2014 09:53PM

Cazzoenorme wrote: »

When you resemble Lester Burnham more and more each day. Your soul gradually dies as it realises your sole purpose for being ( spreading your seed far and wide) has been extinguished. You no longer feel joy and excitement, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. You have been sedated

I presumed you were single when I read the above post, but I see from the creche thread that you're not.
Lucky them... :eek:

Pwindedd · 17-05-2014 01:38AM

When he holds your hair back when you're puking your ring up after a tequila session

When your happy to let him watch the footy, cos you got a box set to watch on Netflix

When you have a farting competition in bed.... And the lady wins.

When he empties the bins but you are the only one that can successfully put a fresh bin liner in.

When Rock Paper Scissors decides who goes to Hillbillies for a bucket.

When the thought of him not being there breaks your fecking heart...!

You know you're married when....

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