Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Aglomerado · 15-05-2014 03:23PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I sad it before...Smelly Fcukers

Just been in a lift with an aul wan wearing ( her, not me) some god awful perfume, maybe El Crappo U'reen, she smelled like she had a bath in boiling piss. I wouldn't mind, but she gets out a level 2, leaving me alone to face the people who get in at level three...

ha ha, boiling piss. Lovely!

This is what worries me when the weather gets warm. There will be a proliferation of smelly people with rank bisto pits. And flip flops, showing off their gank feet to perfection.

Ihatecuddles · 15-05-2014 03:26PM

I stink today! Can't wear deodorant under one arm, showered this morning but after walking, a playground and bowling I stink!!!

I don't know if I'm just paranoid though, so if you smell me, I'm sorry

turnikett1 · 15-05-2014 03:27PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I stink today! Can't wear deodorant under one arm, showered this morning but after walking, a playground and bowling I stink!!!

I don't know if I'm just paranoid though, so if you smell me, I'm sorry

It's getting a bit ridiculous at this point to be honest

Ihatecuddles · 15-05-2014 03:29PM

turnikett1 wrote: »

It's getting a bit ridiculous at this point to be honest

Someone on the bus stank of diarrhea farts so I didn't feel like public enemy no.1!!

Aglomerado · 15-05-2014 03:29PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I stink today! Can't wear deodorant under one arm, showered this morning but after walking, a playground and bowling I stink!!!

I don't know if I'm just paranoid though, so if you smell me, I'm sorry

Ah now. We all sweat. My underarms are not exactly dry either. Fresh sweat is acceptable. Wearing the same clothes the next day and /or not washing is not.

Mrs Garth Brooks · 15-05-2014 03:33PM

Nosy people!

Like who gives a fcuk about so and so lives and what they're doing and when they're doing it.

And why ask me cause I dont know and I couldnt give a fcuk either.

My mother asked me about the neighbours. Like as if I was meant to know. Told her to go across the road and ask them herself. I mean, they would obviously know, not me.

Aglomerado · 15-05-2014 03:36PM

There is a nosey fecker in my workplace.

One of my colleagues was selling some stuff they didn't need anymore on the company intranet. The stuff was sold and the notice updated to reflect this.

Nosey fecker approached me while I was alone in the office the other day and asked me "What did X get for the stuff?"

I don't know, it's nothing to me and even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.

Feck off and go and find some work!

LynnGrace · 15-05-2014 03:56PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

This is what worries me when the weather gets warm. There will be a proliferation of smelly people with rank bisto pits. And flip flops, showing off their gank feet to perfection.

And when the water charges kick in...;)

Aglomerado · 15-05-2014 04:00PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

And when the water charges kick in...;)

I want to be the one doing the kicking! :pac:

eisenberg1 · 15-05-2014 04:02PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I stink today! Can't wear deodorant under one arm, showered this morning but after walking, a playground and bowling I stink!!!

I don't know if I'm just paranoid though, so if you smell me, I'm sorry

That normal, its when someone doesn't bother to shower or change...

mauzo! wrote: »

Someone on the bus stank of diarrhea farts so I didn't feel like public enemy no.1!!

Its a brave person indeed, who will risk farting when they have diar, diaore, screw it, the backdoor trots:D

Aglomerado · 15-05-2014 04:06PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That normal, its when someone doesn't bother to shower or change...

Its a brave person indeed, who will risk farting when they have diar, diaore, screw it, the backdoor trots:D

Scuttery farts!

Or "Gushin' Roulette"

Frigga_92 · 15-05-2014 04:19PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I use Tesco for online shopping, there were just some things I needed locally. My husband had a motorbike when we first met, used to freak me out with the horror stories of being knocked off the bike when he was a motorbike courier in London:eek:

Yeah I was hit by a van just over 2 years ago, still suffering now but I still love bikes

osarusan · 15-05-2014 04:26PM

Posters on the trivial, harmless threads like 'worst movies you've ever seen' or 'cities you'd never return to' threads, getting so worked up about other people's choices.

Why do you even give a **** what they think?

SpaceCowb0y · 15-05-2014 04:32PM

This day annoys me... fuck this day!!! Uuuggghhhh....:mad:

Philo Beddoe · 15-05-2014 05:04PM

People who always feel the need to point out the difference between racism and xenophobia e.g. poster 1 mentions a racist attack against a Polish person, poster 2 pipes up to point out that Polish people are the same race as us and that it's xenophobia not racism.

I don't know why the distinction is made, when you're basically talking about the same thing, violence driven by hatred of those who are from a different culture/background simply because they are different. It also suggests a belief that 'race', as regards skin colour, is somehow more than an arbitrary division of our species and actually means something.

eisenberg1 · 15-05-2014 05:08PM

osarusan wrote: »

Posters on the trivial, harmless threads like 'worst movies you've ever seen' or 'cities you'd never return to' threads, getting so worked up about other people's choices.

Why do you even give a **** what they think?

I was on the "comic" thread, browsing and people were looking for storyline suggestions for adult comics..............I suggested "the Life & times of Bertie Aherne", got reported and almost banned. Shower of ****.

Colser · 15-05-2014 05:33PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I was on the "comic" thread, browsing and people were looking for storyline suggestions for adult comics..............I suggested "the Life & times of Bertie Aherne", got reported and almost banned. Shower of ****.

Well I did lol ...great suggestion IMO....what was the problem?

Pumpkinseeds · 16-05-2014 08:36AM

Grown women who put on a fake little girly laugh:mad: Amanda Holden is on Sky news and is a prime offender, can't stand her either. I don't know why but that fake giggly little school girl laugh in a woman just pi*ses me off.

Tasden · 16-05-2014 09:03AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Grown women who put on a fake little girly laugh:mad: Amanda Holden is on Sky news and is a prime offender, can't stand her either. I don't know why but that fake giggly little school girl laugh in a woman just pi*ses me off.

I wish I had a little girly laugh, I cant control mine at all and always get told it sounds dirty but when I try to control it I end up sounding like a seal

Pumpkinseeds · 16-05-2014 09:12AM

The voucher Tesco issue for the difference in price. Now everytime and I mean everytime that we shop with Tesco, whether it be online or instore, they are consistently more expensive than their competitors so they tell you on the receipt how much cheaper it was elsewhere and you can scan the receipt next time you shop there and get that amount off your next shop.

Sometimes it's only a few cents other times it's a few euros. Now I think it's a complete waste of time. All it does is highlight their lack of competitivity. I'm not going to waste ink printing off lots of codes to take into the store next time I'm in. It would make far more sense to refund the difference, if there is one, at the till when you're instore or online. Failing that they could just add the money to your Clubcard points.

SpaceCowb0y · 16-05-2014 09:47AM

Direct debits....

Keep forgetting what dates these bastards are sucking money out of my account on! All set for a big weekend, go to check bank balance and boom money has been leached! :mad: Cans out the back it is so!

Pumpkinseeds · 16-05-2014 09:58AM

This morning just keeps on getting better:( I bought a really expensive bra in Brown Thomas last month, now I've got a lot of surgical scarring so I usually avoid getting measured as I feel very self-concious about the scarring. But that time I got measured. My arm was a bit of a mess so I didn't try it on at the time and this morning is the first time I wore it.

She must have measured the wrong fricking person as it's ridiculously small. It had to be returned within 14 days for a refund and that's well expired. Now I'm fecked off and I still have a crappy day ahead with an outpatient hospital appointment this afternoon.

jimgoose · 16-05-2014 11:08AM

You're standing at the till in the local shop with a few bits-and-pieces in hand, waiting to pay. The person (generally young) behind the counter says "Are you alright?". What? Am I alright?? Why yes, I'm perfectly well thank you. I'd just like to pay for these and leave. Is that alright? Are you alright??

Colser · 16-05-2014 11:18AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

This morning just keeps on getting better:( I bought a really expensive bra in Brown Thomas last month, now I've got a lot of surgical scarring so I usually avoid getting measured as I feel very self-concious about the scarring. But that time I got measured. My arm was a bit of a mess so I didn't try it on at the time and this morning is the first time I wore it.

She must have measured the wrong fricking person as it's ridiculously small. It had to be returned within 14 days for a refund and that's well expired. Now I'm fecked off and I still have a crappy day ahead with an outpatient hospital appointment this afternoon.

Go back to BT with it and explain you were fitted but its totally the wrong fit.Demand an exchange and dont leave until you are sorted. Thats just ridiculous and I bet it wasnt cheap.
I will be annoyed if you dont do this...:)

jimgoose · 16-05-2014 12:19PM

The aircon in Mrs. Goose's car is out of action this long time. With the warm weather coming in now I'm going to repair it, but the system is pissing out refrigerant somewhere. Grrrr. Fungbassid HVAC leaks, hate hate hate!! :mad:

czechlin · 16-05-2014 02:46PM

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Direct debits....

Keep forgetting what dates these bastards are sucking money out of my account on! All set for a big weekend, go to check bank balance and boom money has been leached! :mad: Cans out the back it is so!

This. I had to write the dates down as I keep forgetting. Yep, it'll be a 'take it easy' weekend. I don't mind though, with the nice weather kicking in I think I'll bring the book to the park to get some fresh air and roll in the grass between chapters

BearBanjer · 16-05-2014 02:48PM

Choping carrots. They always go flying. B@stards.

jimgoose · 16-05-2014 02:49PM

czechlin wrote: »

This. I had to write the dates down as I keep forgetting. Yep, it'll be a 'take it easy' weekend. I don't mind though, with the nice weather kicking in I think I'll bring the book to the park to get some fresh air and roll in the grass between chapters

I don't do direct-debits. Letting the world and their dog go all flathúlach in my current account is not furkan happening while breath and beer flow in my body.

yeppydeppy · 16-05-2014 03:31PM

I've re-arranged all my my direct debits to be the day after payday - only one company wouldn't allow me change the date of the DD so I move to another supplier who were also cheaper.
Tirvial annoyance - not getting responses from messages sent.

eisenberg1 · 16-05-2014 03:43PM

werewookiee wrote: »

Choping carrots. They always go flying. [EMAIL="B@stards."]B@stards.[/EMAIL]

Slice one side off the carrot, then place flat side down and chop away.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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