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The Origin of Specious Nonsense. Twelve years on. Still going. Answer soon.

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  • #1322
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 52,029 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    J C wrote: »
    I linked to the evidence for Creation that you guys are hungering for.

    Linking is a good way of efficiently presenting evidence.

    a good start would be to quote single post that contains evidence for creationism. Anything less is just rude.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #1323
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    J C wrote: »
    I linked to the evidence for Creation that you guys are hungering for.

    Linking is a good way of efficiently presenting evidence.

    No you linked a 9 year old thread. I asked you to post YOUR evidence. If you are refusing to post YOUR evidence then you are proving to everyone that you are a liar! It's ok....this will not come as a surprise to anyone.


  • #1324
    J C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    SW wrote: »
    a good start would be to quote single post that contains evidence for creationism. Anything less is just rude.
    ... and saying that I'm talking 'sh1t' is ...????


  • #1325
    stevejazzx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    J C wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=316566
    and
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056402682


    I always did find your ahem...cough...splutter...''''''''evidence''''''' circular.


  • #1326
    J C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    bumper234 wrote: »
    No you linked a 9 year old thread. I asked you to post YOUR evidence.
    I did that as well ... and Mr P called it 'sh1t' without any further engagement or discussion.

    ... I guess there are some days when my best is not enough.


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  • #1327
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    So, finding a non existent needle in a haystack?


  • #1328
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    J C wrote: »
    I did that as well ... and Mr P called it 'sh1t' without any further engagement or discussion.

    ... I guess there are some days when my best is not enough.

    I am asking you, you have the option to ignore his posts and post your evidence for those of us who have asked nicely. So will you now please post your evidence in the evidence thread?


  • #1329
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 52,029 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    J C wrote: »
    ... and saying that I'm talking 'sh1t' is ...????

    rude also. Now get on with posting some evidence.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • #1330
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    J C wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=316566
    and
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056402682

    One of those threads was started 9 years ago, before you had your experience with aliens that made you become a Christian. Might be an idea to state your up to date proof, instead of old stuff that you don't believe in anymore.


  • #1331
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Gordon wrote: »
    One of those threads was started 9 years ago, before you had your experience with aliens that made you become a Christian. Might be an idea to state your up to date proof, instead of old stuff that you don't believe in anymore.

    I missed this part of the discussion,there was aliens?


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  • #1332
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    I missed this part of the discussion,there was aliens?

    Can't link easily on touch, but try here onwards: http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056883606/44


  • #1333
    MrPudding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,779 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    J C wrote: »
    I did that as well ... and Mr P called it 'sh1t' without any further engagement or discussion.

    ... I guess there are some days when my best is not enough.
    You did not post evidence, you make a few posts of incoherent babbling about hugs and love and then posted this:
    J C wrote: »
    That's the first piece of evidence ... everything that is created (like Mr P's thread) has an intelligent source.

    Mr P was displaying the fact that he is made in the image of his Creator when he did this.
    That is sh1t, not evidence. At best, it could maybe be described as a claim, but then it would require evidence. Either way, sh1t, like the majority of your posts.

    MrP


  • #1334
    kiffer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    J C wrote: »
    I haven't seen such enthusiasm for Creation Science since the week that Ken Ham visited Ireland back in 2005.

    J C, Were you at the talk in UCD?
    I met Kent Hovind once in the 90s.
    Creationism and aliens aswell now?
    What about healing? Any experience with miraculous healing?
    Why does God hate amputees?


  • #1335
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,813 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    JC, I am God.

    You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

    Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

    Yours with love,

    God


  • #1336
    pauldla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭pauldla


    LordChessington wrote: »
    JC, I am God.

    You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

    Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

    Yours with love,

    God

    This link proves the above. Linking is a good way of efficiently presenting evidence.


  • #1337
    Bellatori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    LordChessington wrote: »
    JC, I am God.

    You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

    Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

    Yours with love,

    God

    Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

    Many thanks...


  • #1338
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Bellatori wrote: »
    Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

    Many thanks...

    Don't upset him! He is a loving god but if he is displeased with you he will send you to hell (Leitrim) where you will burn to death for eternity.


  • #1339
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,813 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Bellatori wrote: »
    Whilst you are on-line, God, any chance you can fix me up with a mortgage. It would also help from an insurance point of view if you could confirm that I will reach three score years and ten or so.

    Many thanks...

    First, I'm too busy helping competing sportspeople to compete against each other and am kinda drunk on their praise. Secondly, please use biblical numeracy. If I was to understand 'score', the bible would have originally been in French.


  • #1340
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    LordChessington wrote: »
    JC, I am God.

    You need to post evidence of my existence and that the world is 6,000 years old.

    Disobey me and you will go to hell and burn for eternity.

    Yours with love,

    God

    God,

    could you please get onto that Santa fecker and make him deliver the pony I was promised when I was six. The fact I didn't believe in him then and don't now is no excuse.

    Yours,

    Brian.


  • #1341
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Dear "God"

    Now that you have finally given Matthew Mcconaughey the Oscar you felt he deserved is there any chance you could swing some of your divine power this way and help these people?

    Oscar Knox

    5 years old with incurable (not for you though right?) neuroblastoma.

    https://www.facebook.com/OscarKnoxAppeal

    How about these little kids who live in Africa? It hasn't rained there for a while and they have no food, How about supplying them with a bit of food or .... ya know......making it rain a bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV6P19SuHN8

    How about these young kids that have had to have limbs amputated? You let spiders regrow lost limbs so why not humans (who are supposedly made in your image)?

    http://child-amputee.net/kids/

    Anyway let me know when you have those things done (a mere blink of an eye for an all knowing all doing superstar god like yourself) and i will throw out a few more requests.

    PS: Any chance you might show yourself somewhere other than a piece of toast?


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  • #1342
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,813 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    bumper234 wrote: »
    Any chance you might show yourself somewhere other than a piece of toast?

    I'm on the internet. Therefore, I'm omnipotent. Or omnitoastent.

    FYI, nowhere in the bible does it say that I am the god of puns.


  • #1343
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,246 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    LordChessington wrote: »
    I'm on the internet. Therefore, I'm omnipotent. Or omnitoastent.

    I'm lack toast and tolerant. Oh God, what may I do?


  • #1344
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    I'm lack toast and tolerant. Oh God, what may I do?

    You should read some Toastoevsky and see can he butter you up.


  • #1345
    Bellatori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭Bellatori


    Whoever said puns were the lowest form of humour was abusing the concept of humour... ouch... ow...


  • #1346
    Brian Shanahan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Brian Shanahan


    Bellatori wrote: »
    Whoever said puns were the lowest form of humour was abusing the concept of humour... ouch... ow...

    I know, there should really be a law against them on the forum charters.


  • #1347
    Reiver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    J C wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=316566
    and
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056402682

    Some interesting points JC. The references to behemoth and leviathans was particularly intriguing.


  • #1348
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    JC just like his name (initial) sake is a no show. Anyone surprised about this?


  • #1349
    legspin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,018 ✭✭✭legspin


    I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
    Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?


  • #1350
    MrPudding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,779 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    legspin wrote: »
    I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
    Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?

    You take each idiotic point and deal with it. He said his evidence would be off topic in the other thread, crazy as that might sound, so this is a thread specifically for his evidence, so be can't hide behind a claim of off topic.

    As expected, he has failed to deliver.

    MrP


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  • #1351
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    legspin wrote: »
    I don't see why the resident [OFFENSIVE TERM DELETED] had to be given his own thread. I think we have all seen that he has been incapable of providing any evidence for anything he claims. Ever.
    Why are ye giving him even more room to spout nonsense. Is not the car crash enough?

    Think it's a great idea. Mods should take it one further and only let him post in this thread in A&A If nothing else it stops him clogging up other threads with his made up nonsense.


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