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BOARDS - The Movie

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  • #62
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Unless somebody in this movie is played by Gary Busy, I'm not going to see it.


    More movies need to have Gary Busy...


  • #63
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    If the movie is set on a boat, does the boat sink? This is very important if there is a sequel.


  • #64
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    I want Sandra Bullock to play me. :D

    I want Sandra Bullock to play with me.


  • #65
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    A Beautiful Juvenile Mind

    Nash Paddy thinks he is invited to the Pentagon Boards to crack encrypted enemy telecommunication mod posts.
    Again, this is all in Nash's Paddy's mind only.
    Nash is able Paddy is unable to decipher the code mentally to act normally, to the astonishment of other codebreakers posters.
    He considers his regular duties at MIT in the department uninteresting and beneath his talents.
    He is pleased to be given a new assignment by mysterious supervisor, William Parcher (Harris) of the United States Department of Defense DeVore, to look for patterns in magazines and newspapers threads in order to thwart a Soviet plot an Asian plot sell a dress to his imaginary girlfriend.
    Nash Paddy becomes increasingly obsessive about searching for these hidden patterns and believes he is followed when he delivers PMs his results to a secret mailbox.


  • #66
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Seedy Arling wrote: »
    There'll be no sex in it, just a bunch of ill informed dweebs arguing with each other over nonsense.
    Sort of like an episode of Liveline


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  • #67
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,006 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Haven't they already made Napoleon Dynamite?

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  • #68
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Whose gonna play pighead?


  • #69
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    mr kr0nik wrote: »
    Can I be Key Grip?

    No, you're the best boy.


  • #70
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Whose gonna play pighead?

    Is Carrot Top an actor?


  • #71
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    I'll be the "quiet religious guy who ends up going crazy."

    Played, surprisingly, by Justin Timberlake.


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  • #72
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Whose gonna play pighead?
    Seth Rogen


  • #73
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    So, basically "Idiocracy".

    ; D


  • #74
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    So, to get the movie 'previewed' : The Irish Times. How much bribery sweet talking is required?
    To get it a good review in "The Ticket" in the same publication on Friday (at least 4 out of 5) , how many opinions from "reputable sources" are needed? plus more sweet talking:D


  • #75
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Whoopi Goldberg to play Woopsadaisydoodles.


  • #76
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    How the hell would we get this movie certified by the Irish Film board censorship department? Their mods are worse than ours.


  • #77
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    A DVD extra should show someone blasting something with piss ;)


  • #78
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    How the hell would we get this movie certified by the Irish Film board censorship department? Their mods are worse than ours.

    Ah now they may be bad, but let's not exaggerate...


  • #79
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Whoopi Goldberg to play Woopsadaisydoodles.
    There would have a major scene with an alarm going off " ee oo ee oo ee oo ee oo ee oo ee oo" DOLBY STEREO is just the job here.
    cut to hero - villain major / final showdown scene


  • #80
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Does this mean anyone perma banned gets killed in the movie?


  • #81
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Does this mean anyone perma banned gets killed in the movie?
    Well, who got killed on Captain Jack Spratt's ship? ;):):cool:


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  • #82
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Does this mean anyone perma banned gets killed in the movie?

    Jaysus it would be a massacre in that case. Quentin Tarrantino will have to direct.


  • #83
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Surely something along the lines of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. A retired mod is called back into duty to investigate a possible troll hiding amongst the ranks of the current Category Mods.


  • #84
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Well, who got killed on Captain Jack Spratt's ship? ;):):cool:
    Ummmm. . . can I call a friend?
    bumper234 wrote: »
    Jaysus it would be a massacre in that case. Quentin Tarrantino will have to direct.
    Just think of it as an action comedy.


  • #85
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    c_man wrote: »
    Surely something along the lines of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. A retired mod is called back into duty to investigate a possible troll hiding amongst the ranks of the current Category Mods.

    Gary Oldman can play anybody


  • #86
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Whoopi Goldberg to play Woopsadaisydoodles.

    Jo Joyner is a shoe in for that role.


  • #87
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Almost forgot about the movie review section on The Right Hook. Make positive noises in the direction of the Hook himself, and he'll get his movie reviewing minion to say nice things about the movie between 6.30 and 7.
    Arena on RTE radio 1 which airs at 7pm should be contacted as well, with similar intentions. :)
    Convince the commentators to give the movie 5 out of 5. Should be do able.


  • #88
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Whose gonna play pighead?

    Dwayne Johnson (the Rock). Both like taking about themselves in the 3rd person


  • #89
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    If Robert Duvall is free he can play me.........


  • #90
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Wayne Rooney to play Kaiser D


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  • #91
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Wayne Rooney to play Kaiser D
    We'll have to find a large Dick to play you. :P


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